Chương 1: Transmigration
"I never imagined winning the lottery. Scratch that—I never imagined winning any lottery, and I sure didn't imagine this kind of lottery. You know, the type where you get sucked into another world without so much as a heads-up."
"Hello? God? I was fucking kidding when I said I wanted to get transmigrated, and here I am. One minute, I was walking home, earbuds in, music blasting, minding my own business. The next, the sky darkened like someone had flipped a switch. Everything stopped—people, cars, even the wind. I stood there, dumbfounded, like I'd stumbled into a sci-fi movie."
"That's when a notification popped up. Yep, you heard me right—a notification."
Congratulations, Michael, you have been randomly selected in the Multiversal Lottery!
"Uhhh, WHAT THE HELL."
Prepare for immediate transportation to your new world. You will receive a special wish system and a beginner's gift to aid your journey. Good luck!
"Before I could even scream 'no thanks,' the ground vanished from under my feet. I felt myself tumbling, twisting, like I'd been thrown into a cosmic washing machine. Then, with a stomach-lurching thud, I landed face-first in what felt like dirt."
"Great," I muttered, spitting out a mouthful of soil. "Just my luck."
"How the hell is this transmigration shit even real? I can't believe this cliché happened to me."
"When I finally dragged myself up and looked around, I wasn't in Kansas anymore. Or New York. Or Earth, for that matter. Instead, I was surrounded by towering trees, each one so massive it could've easily housed a skyscraper. The air had this weird, heavy feel to it, like the world itself was alive."
"As I was taking in my new surroundings, the notification popped up again, hovering right in front of my face like a hologram."
Wish system activated. You make one wish per week. With the effect of the beginner's package, you may make one wish immediately with no cooldown. Wishes for direct power are restricted. The system may refute a wish if it violates a rule.
"As I saw this notification, I was so happy I nearly cried. No matter how cliché a system is, it's still a great help."
"After the notification disappeared, a system panel appeared in front of my eyes."
[ Name: Michael
Age: 22
Cultivation Talent: Nil
Cultivation Realm: Nil
Wishes: 2 ]
"I'm so fucking happy. Even though I got transmigrated, at least I got major help. It's a shame I can't wish for direct power, but this system is so OP that it doesn't matter."
"And that beginner's package is just too good."
"As I was contemplating the system, the bushes in front of me started to shake, and a fucking 5-meter wolf emerged."
"Well, looks like I'm royally fucked," I thought as I started running.
"System, system…" I desperately called out as the wolf chased me.
"As I sprinted through the trees, the system panel appeared."
[ Name: Michael
Age: 22
Cultivation Talent: Nil
Cultivation Realm: Nil
Wishes: 2 ]
"I want a wish," I said to the system, my voice tinged with panic.
Please, state your wish.
"What should I do? Should I just wish for that wolf to die?"
"Nah, that's stupid."
"So, a sword or spear would do. Wait a second, I'm American and have the right to the Second Amendment."
"System, fuck it, give me a Desert Eagle with infinite ammo."
"I smiled as I saw the notification."
Granted.
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