Chương 2: Interview with god
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In the white room, you could see an old man sitting in tatami while drinking Japanese tea in solitude.
And you may be wondering who the fuck is these old bones.
And the answer would be,,,
"I m a god, and shut the fuck up, everyone knows very well what is happening here. So you don't have to open your Dirty mouth." Said this asshole god=_=
"You know, I can be offended with ur manners. A god, don't forget I m an author here, after all" I said while materializing on air like a True supreme cultivator. in Old 'form' like him
"Yeah yeah, I just cannot comprehend how the fuck you exist. 'sigh' maybe those fucking human's prays' has hands here," said god wonderingly
"You aren't fully wrong god-kun, you know what to do right?¥~¥" author said I mean I am author, thus I said that hmm.
" yeah I know, I m bored either, nowadays good stuff is rare to find," said god or not?
"What do ya mean or not? Fucker, I m
{the fucking supreme god's imperator primordial god-king gods god!!!} said this supreme Bla Bla Bla god!!!
"Yeah you Badass," I said sarcastically
"Fuck. one day I will find how to erase you from reality and then hehehe and kha kha kha kha kha and hihihihi" wtf wrong with this god?
Oo our hero is almost here
"And haahaahaahaa"
Ohh this god still laughing |<_>|
"Shut up godass, main protagonist s coming so bring back your 'holy' aura' and Be a good god. and fulfill that boy's wishes without fucking him off alright ^~^," said kindly smiling author but in the lost port his 'smile' wasn't kindly at all
God stopped his laugh and Said with a serious tone "huh you are too young to be threatening to me author. And as I said I m bored and tired of those simps. maybe this one wouldn't be a disappointment?" said god in the last port asking more from himself then author.
Who knows, I'd say, hell even I don't know that myself. Whether this one would be a disappointment or not.
"Well, here he is". I Said and disappeared from his sight.
|Chpoong| noise and there is another man in his 20's sitting right in front of the god
Mc looked around for good 5 minutes without saying anything.
And said
"FUCK ME!" Hehehe that is not a good fever to ask a god, I must say~hehehe.
The god veins popped out like # and I think he pissed hehehe~
However, god calmed himself and said
"I have expected more vocabulary from you" and continued drinking hid divine tea, and from nowhere on mc's table side popped another couple of tea, divine tea.
"Shut the fuck up, no one cares about ur thoughts. Better write this fucking boy's thoughts and necessary staff, fucking idiot." Said this mean god !_! Okay, I wouldn't put any limbs here anymore. (for time being)
While we were having the conversation, the boy was looking at godlike nothing happened. but let's start from the beginning.
\ mc pov/
"fuck" said i. when I woke up, I couldn't focus my vision for a good 10 sec, ahh I should have used that maidens' services less frequently. coz, this fainting for sure because of exhaustion, fuck.
And now I find out that I wasn't in my room nor hospital, Nah I was sitting in front of an old man in Japanese style old room.
Fuck I think I know where this shit going and now when I looked at the old man thoroughly his white beard, sharp eyes, sword-like eyebrows, fuck everything in this man shutting: I m holy and majestic, Bow to me fucking mortal.
but I calmed down a bit after some time
But "Fuck me" I couldn't hold it
"I have expected more vocabulary from you" and started to drink his tea again while another couple of tea appeared next to me.
"well, why not?" I said And give it a try and I must admit. this tea was the best tea I have ever drunk, fuck is this some kind of divine tea?
And suddenly
"Shut the fuck up, no one cares about ur thoughts. Better write this fucking boy's thoughts and necessary stuff, fucking idiot." Said the god? Hmm, must be, well someone maybe would be scared or puzzled.
but I, a human who live 20 years in Russia, am a bit crazy in that. So this god must be at last millenniums or more so this is okay, to shut all out of a sudden. I guess?
Sigh " what's ur name boy?" Asked god
Huh, he is right we didn't mention that from the beginning! [Author]
"my name is Alucard" yeah yeah I'm fucking Dracula you may laugh mortals
"really? Whatever. you know what to do, right?" god
"Yeah I know but for what cost?" I Asked seriously, even if he is a god, that doesn't make sense, what is his profit, I don't believe a creature would do something if it doesn't gain something. especially if it's a god I mean if he exists, it means, there are myriad gods, demons, and entities like them, and they must have a hierarchy. And for a higher position more power is needed. so why waste that power with the fulfillment of a child's wish?
"Hmph don't compare me with those fuckers. kid I am [the fucking supreme god's imperator primordial god-king gods's god!!!] so yeah I m badass, and you r right. no-one would do something without profit, so do i, but in time. you'll have A choice and power to answer that question whatever you want, so fucker, think ur wishes already!"God
Hmm if he says so, I don't think he could be lying after all he is the fucking god Bla bla bla.
And wishes u say?
"do I have limits?"
"Hmm I didn't think about it yet though," said this god
Seriously?
" well, you do have some. maybe"
" very well then," I said while grinning like a madman, that I m, somethings.
" 1st I want powers of the sung jin woo, but I want you to fuse it with Alucard's in their peak," I said
"Okay, but you would get only Arise and shadow manipulations from woo, about Alucard I will fuse Alucard himself with you, however. Worry not you will Be fused with him whole. without personality twists, but his powers and battle instincts and experience would be yours. except for his souls that more than millions. And I think you are aware of his omnipresent, you would get a limited version I mean that shit would expansion when you get stronger so at first, your omnipresent will be 1 m square."
" acceptable. 2nd I want a system that would give me missions or tasks that I m already gonna do. you know so that it wouldn't control me around. And if possible with shop and summoning for SP (System point) with smart Ai but not Talkative."
" done"
"And I want space stone and very high luck stat."
" hmm new but okay"
"For world let's say Douluo Dalu 1 for 1st. I'll see that and about the timeline, I wa,," but I was rudely interrupted
" okay but the timeline I will choose myself coz your ass getting fat," said god
Ohh that's good with me, I wanted to help her but that can be fixed. In the future
"Ok but I didn't say all, I don't wanna be reincarnated, just throw me there, but first I wanna change my body, if you may"
"Yeah first change then, just thought about it and All" (god)
Hmm just thought, ok I wanna be sexy motherfucker, so I know the best choice. with true vampire (Nosferatu) bloodline. I will be the sexiest man
Here photo
"Damn You look good. if I were a girl I would have given you right away. However be aware my friend in reality women aren't fun of sharing especially she, so your handsomeness would bring problems too." (God)
"Thanks?" And what did he mean especially she?
" well now I will start fusing proses, so probably you will faint coz of pain. have fun lucky bastard and I will lock your 1st world for other gods/demons and their toys so they won't annoy you. but this doesn't consider Douluo dalu's gods, you know what I mean right?"
and when I nodded he continued.
" and that is only for your 1st world, however, this doesn't mean those fucker will hunt you down or something. it means they could enter the reality that you are in.do not be afraid you already op, but remember, THere is always a bigger Dragon. And the fucking Biggest Dragon is Me. so if some shit that you couldn't take appears I would slap their asses. Ya hear me, so go there and share Love and Peace in that World that I forsaken"
" Thanks, I'll pray to ya every so ofter. see ya, peace~"
"Yeah yeah now fuck off, "Said god
and I felt Pain like never before, it was like it tore my soul apart, like a crazy beast rampaging within my very soul, Pain, fuck me,
he did not say Pain would be this much fuckk, I already started shaking and getting crazy more, but I fainted. My lost thought was 'oh this fucking god of mine finally helped me to faint'
When mc get unconscious his body started to emit a dark-red ominous aura. And Author materialized out of nowhere
and said "So what will you do now"
God gave him an annoying glare and said " kick your ass out of here" and in his hand appeared [The Infinity Gauntlet] and with a snap, the Author separated in tiny pieces like in infinite war.
God smiled and said "this is so satisfying. I d never get tired of this~hehe, now you (and looked unconsciousness guy, handsome guy to be exact) my Young Padawan~, you said. to throw you there~khakhahhahahaha and I know where exactly to throw you~"
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Douluo Dalu
in the middle of the Douluo continent, there was a Majestic place with the name spirit city.
and in the middle of this city. there is a supreme pontiff hall. and at the Peak of this building, there is a big room. and in the center of this big room, there is a throne. the throne in which, now sits a bombshell while crossing her legs and thinking on something,
Obvious enough, she was Pop off the spirit hall, Bibi dong.
A woman who has got so much hatred that everyone could sense it. A woman who was raped, betrayed, used, toyed, but she doesn't give up. those events made her stronger, smarter, and a very scheming, cunning woman. who now believes, if you wanna take something. then take it with your power. If you have no power to take that, then you don't deserve that.
Her ambition and desire was be the strongest. so none would hurt her Ever again. and she had gone almost all the way to achieve that aim. of course in this world's standard.
And suddenly, she sensed that something is falling right in her direction from the sky, and when she focused on that. she sensed that. the thing has a deep dark-red ominous aura that literally covered the thing whole, and she must admit that thing was very dreadful even for her.
she can sense it. it killed millions of creatures if not more,
she could sense that only because of her[Deathgod domain] and that thing fell right to her place, right in front of her
Booooommmm
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