The Greatest Masturbatory Fantasy Ever! [Naruto, Rule 63]

Naruko Uzumaki is the best kunoichi the Village Hidden in the Leaves has ever seen! Believe it!

Pretty please.

Look, it’s not like the poor girl has some crippling self-esteem issues fostered by years of targeted bullying and ostracism. And it’s not like puberty has hit her particularly hard. It’s not even like her stupidly hot, arrogant prick of a teammate is most likely using his fucking eyes of cheating cheater who cheats to mess with her-and-or-her libido.

It’s just that she needs a break.

And a couple of spare towels.