Chương 8: An Elder Pervert
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"..." Mari glared at him silently.
"..." Alistar found a very intriguing spot on the wall.
"'I'll lay low' he said… 'I want to stay hidden from the public eye' he said," Mari began mocking his previous statements.
"I, as a Savior, couldn't leave those poor civilians to die! It was my duty to serve and protect the public!"
"And the real reason?" she interrogated.
Alistar once again looked away seeing that his excuse didn't work.
"I wanted to look like a badass…" His head hung low, slightly ashamed at his childishness.
"That sounds more like you. Now then, do you happen to know the consequences of 'looking like a badass?'"
"Consequences?" Alistar asked, genuinely confused. He figured his mom would yell at him for letting his arrogance get the better of him.
"Yes, the media has labeled you The Green Devil, and your display of power has upset the delicate balance within the White Knight Order. The Six Heads have already sent an ambassador to gauge your skills and disposition. You know what that means right?" Mari lectured.
"I get to fight a tried and true S-Rank Savior?"
Mari facepalmed at her son's excitement. She truly wonders where she went wrong in raising him for this boy to have such a lack of common sense.
"Haaaa, the White Knight Order is a multi-national organization with many different factions, some of which are already lobbying for the 'disposal of an unstable variable.' Shall I explain further?"
"So, I get to fight multiple S-Rank Saviors?" Alistar smirked.
Mari leaned back in her chair, took a long deep breath, and stared at the ceiling.
"Look, I understand you are strong, very strong. So strong, I fear, that many people will target you in the near future. Not just physically but legally as well. Those people that you "saved" are already trying to sue you for your reckless behavior. What I'm trying to say is-"
"That you're worried, right?" He interrupted, "I have everything under control." He lied.
"Please do explain," she commanded sarcastically.
"I'm going to disappear for a while, just for a week or two. It should be enough for people to forget about me and focus on Moroha." Alistar said with surprising intelligence.
"Throwing your friend under the bus huh? Well, better the Ancient Dragon than you I suppose." she sighed.
"Ancient Dragon?"
"Yes, an ancient heroic soul with two past lives, allowing him to use both Prana and Mana. He'll manage somehow." Mari explained.
"Riiiight, anyway, I'll see you in a week or two Mom," Alistar said with a raised eyebrow.
He got up and left her alone in the office. Mari's face fell into her hands as she took long, whimpering, breaths. Fighting back the tears, she pulled out a folder from her desk drawer. It was all of the information that the White Knight Order had compiled on one named Alistar Black. Every Metaphysical encounter, crime, and ability was extensively documented. The author's name is Andou Suruga.
A giant red stamp was on the first page containing a picture of her one and only son. It read, "MARKED FOR DISPOSAL."
Mari has been fighting against this ruling since she found him a little over 5 years ago. Mari knew that protecting him would be the death of her, but she didn't care. The organization still needed her for her teleportation magic, allowing her some sway in the high-up's opinions, but even that has its limits. It was only a matter of time before they arrive and she would be ready.
-[1st Floor: Home]-
Alistar was sitting criss-cross on the ground, scrolling through reaction videos and news articles detailing the "Mall Incident." It was really funny seeing the differing opinions on his actions that day. Some say he's too unstable to be left alone while others say he was a hero with a terrible appearance. Others say he was a badass, but the moment was ruined due to his Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. There were even a few fan fictions already being written on AO3 and Wattpad.
*Ping!*
[1st Mission: Anomaly In Date a Live will begin in 30 seconds. (0/2)]
He still had a few minutes until that much time passed outside. Alistar scrolled through the other notifications.
[Yellow Squid Thing: So, only two of us can go?]
[Admin: Correct.]
[Yellow Squid Thing: Do we have any information on this world.]
[Admin: It's basically a world that revolves around a teenager playing a real-life dating simulator, but all of the girls are tactical nukes with magical powers.]
[Yellow Squid Thing: …]
[The Gamer: …]
[Admin: I don't particularly like it either, so let's just get this mission over with. By the way, @GodofHope can't go.]
[God of Hope: …]
[Admin: This is set in a modern to post-modern world, you'll stand out too much and possibly compromise the mission.]
[Yellow Squid Thing: I have a class to teach, so I'll opt out as well.]
[Admin: Alright, so it's just me and @TheGamer then.]
[The Gamer: Yeah, I need to lay low in my world anyway so this works out fine for me.]
[1st Mission: Anomaly In Date a Live will begin in 30 seconds. (2/2)]
[An anomaly has appeared in the world of Date a Live. Please find and dispose of it.
For Extra Rewards:
- No Unnecessary killing
- Keep all spirits alive
- Help Shido Itsuka tame Kurumi Tokisaki]
[Timer: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, commencing transfer]
[Admin: NOOOOOOOO! Anyone but Kurumi!]
In a brilliant flash of light, Alistar was whisked away to another world.
…
My name is Bella Richardson. I am 18 years old and I am a senior at Kuoh Academy. Normally, I would consider myself a very fortunate soul. After all, I was able to reincarnate into my favorite ecchi anime. Conversely, I am in the world of Draconic Deus as a human with no Sacred Gear or power to speak of, very unfortunate.
My first plan upon regaining my memories was to train in Ki and Senjutsu, but that plan failed spectacularly. The next plan was to be reincarnated into a devil, but I have no powers, so they wouldn't be interested.
Aah, Rias, won't your voluptuous bosom grant me salvation? Won't you allow me to become a harem queen with you being my first wife? A pipe dream is still a dream you know? Just as I was about to fall into despair, a notification popped up on my phone.
I somehow became the admin of a multiversal group chat…but they're all dudes! What a sausage fest! Where are the tities? The thigh highs! Well, I don't know the gender of The Gamer, but my hopes are in the gutter along with my sex life.
After signing in on the app every day, I somehow got a hold of some much-needed talent.
[Senjutsu talent: 1st tier]
What?! It was on sale!
Training to my limit every day, I was finally able to use Touki to strengthen my body and have a simple understanding of Senjutsu. Now, it was time to go on the very first mission. I already know it's going to be a hard carry on their part, but please have faith in this old pervert!
As a seasoned veteran of ecchi anime, I know every detail of Date a Live and the show's characters. As a woman of culture, I won't let them down! Also, "The Gamer," please be a hot goth mommy with giant milkers and thick thighs!
Kurumi! I'm coming, my love! I won't let that twink bastard Shido lay a hand on you!
And so, the Admin was sent to another world.
(AN: I'm going based off the 1st season of the anime and the wiki so…yeah. Also, Kurumi is a very complex character with many flaws and probably won't be able to portray that in any competent manner.)
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