Night had fallen, the forest was eerily silent except for the crackle of a fire Veyron had set up. Sinith was still on the ground, hugging her knees and staring off into space like a traumatized doll. Veyron, meanwhile, lounged on a fallen tree trunk nearby, his eyes glued to the system screen that only he could see.
"That big ass and busty chest of yours is too heavy, so we stay here for the night," Veyron said with a smirk, not even bothering to look at her.
Sinith snapped out of her daze, her disgusted glare practically burning a hole in the side of his head. "You insane bastard... look what you did to the forest!" she shouted, gesturing to the shattered trees and craters all around. Even the local monsters had been obliterated in his rampage.
"Yeah, yeah," Veyron muttered, too busy scrolling through the system. "Hey, you bastard of a system, what the hell is 'Stats' for?"
Sinith stared at him in disbelief. From her point of view, he was swiping at thin air and talking to himself like a lunatic. Rocking back and forth, she mumbled, "Someone please save me from this crazy demon..."
The system cheerfully popped up a response:
[System: Stats shows the Host every little detail showcasing Mr. Pervy Demon Lord's current power and abilities. It's even possible to use stats to check out women's measurements! ♥]
Veyron snorted. "Who needs a system to see a woman's bust size? I'm a veteran in checking women out." He tapped on the Stats button, and the screen shifted to a detailed screen.
Veyron [Unwanted Demon Lord]
Age: 320 years old [Your old ass needs to have a vasectomy]
Race: Demon Kin
Stats:
(Strength): 289 [i bet your right hand's bigger than your left]
(Agility): 180
(Dexterity): 200
(Magic): 0 [Skill issue🥱👎🏼]
(Length): 9.20102040 [I've seen bigger]
Abilities:
Charm: Make them hoes see nothing but a chad
Seductive Touch: One touch make water park (Careful, risk of drowning)
Veyron's eye twitched as he read through his stats, a vein bulging on his forehead. "LISTEN HERE, YOU VIRGIN BASTARD! NINE IS PLENTY! AND WHAT KIND OF SYSTEM ARE YOU, THROWING SHADE AT YOUR HOST?! IF I COULD, I'D INCINERATE YOUR DUMBASS!"
[System: Anything that makes you sleep better at night, ♥]
Veyron clenched his fists, gritting his teeth. "You know what? You ain't worth it." He took a deep breath, forcing himself to calm down, though his hands were still twitching with the urge to punch something.
"Alright, screw stats. Let's see the rest of your shitty functions." Exiting the stats screen, Veyron navigated to the Map. The glowing map expanded before him, showing their current location in the Eliana Forest and highlighting nearby areas.
The map displayed various regions, with the village they'd escaped earlier marked a few miles away. To the east, a larger territory caught his attention: Kingdom of Elonora.
"What's this Kingdom of Elonora?" Veyron asked, squinting at the screen.
[System: The Kingdom of Elonora is the domain of the elves. ♥]
"Elves, huh?" Veyron's grin turned predatory. "Didn't you say I couldn't tame those stuck-up pointy-eared bitches? Looks like I've found my next destination."
[System: Reminder: Elves are a separate species, not demi-humans. They are off-limits for taming. ♥]
"Like hell they are," Veyron growled, already imagining the conquest. "I don't care about your restrictions. I'll figure out a way. Rules are made to be broken."
Veyron's grin widened. "We'll see who's laughing when I have an elf on each arm, you piece of shit system."
Ignoring the system's teasing messages, Veyron closed the map screen. "But first... let's deal with my little fox-bitch here," he muttered to himself, casting a sideways glance at Sinith, who was still trying to pretend he didn't exist.
"Hey, you" he called, his voice low and menacing as he approached her. "Time for you to show some appreciation."
But as he reached for her, the system's warning flashed before his eyes:
[System Alert: ♥ No force allowed on tames! ♥ Penalty will be activated if consent is not given.]
Veyron vines in his head bulging. "Fucking system,"
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