The Dangerous Girl Galgame System and The War Maniac Me

[Master, master, though late, I'm here with you, the Dangerous Beauty Girl Strategy System!]
[Let's first conquer Mumoona, a legendary empress with beauty and intelligence.]
Shu Yichao: "Light cavalry, swift advance, Iron Pagoda, my nomadic army, unmatched in archery and cavalry, invincible!"
Mumoona is dead.
[Master, just now I'll take that as an accident. We must succeed next time. Let's conquer Zampaline, the proud and glamorous witch.]
Shu Yichao: "Pioneering, sweeping, rolling skeletons, my undead scourge gathers souls, unrivaled!"
Zampaline is dead.
[...Master, maybe you didn't hear me clearly. I said conquer, not attack. Our next target is...]
Shu Yichao: "Building nests, laying eggs, exploding insect sea, my hive consciousness devours the starry sky, who dares to compete?"
[...]
Shu Yichao: "Oh yeah! I've taken them all out! By the way, System, haven't you talked to me in a long time?"
[Tired, destroy them, quickly.]