Profile Extravaganza! Featuring: Rose Snow [Luna].

Author: Hello everyone, and welcome to another edition of the profile extravaganza! Let's all give a loud welcome to our guest for today, Rose Snow!

Luna: Please, call me Luna.

Author: Eh? But I like Rose Snow better.

Luna: I wasn't asking! I prefer Luna, so call me Luna.

Author: Awww, fine! Let's welcome Luna!

Luna: Thank you. Now, what am I doing here?

Author: Hmm? Did Mark and Arit not tell you what this is?! It's the profile extravaganza, of course!

Luna: Oh, right. They did say something about this. They said some sis-con with too much time on his hands was trapping people and forcing them to talk to him because of how lonely he was. Is that what this is?

Author: You don't have to say it like that! It's just an interview, dammit! And I'm not a sis-con!

Luna: Yes, of course, you're not. They said you would say that too.

Author: Sigh~ I'm not even going to start arguing with you! Arit already took a few years off my life with her interview! Why don't you introduce yourself to the people back home?

Luna: Alright. Uhm... hello, everyone. My name is Luna, and I'm the leader of the Moonlight Guild. I enjoy reading and watching the news, and when I'm not busy with my guild, I spend time appreciating nature -

Author: Like hell you do! What the fuck are you talking about, you fucking liar!

Luna: W-What do you mean by that!? I don't know what you're fucking talking about!

Author: Don't lie to the readers, you damn otaku! You play games more than you talk to other people, and the only time you go outside in your free time is to find more games to play! You're a fucking NEET!

Luna: No, I'm not! Take that back, you sis-con!

Author: I'm not a sis-con!

Luna: And I'm not a NEET! I-I even have friends! Mark and Arit are my friends! Would a NEET have friends?

Author: What do you mean by that?! Are you fucking looking down on NEETs?! Of course, we have friends! You can be a NEET and still have friends!

Luna: Huh?! So do you have any friends?!

Author: W-Well, there's my sister!

Luna: Hah! I guess not everyone has the social skills needed to survive in the real world after all! You sis-con NEET!

Author: Fuck you, Luna!! Just give a few words to the people at home and get the fuck out of my studio!

Luna: Fine... Uh... what should I say?

Author: Just say anything!

Luna: Okay then... It's impossible to go through life without making enemies, but try to make as many friends as possible in your life. Life is interesting when you're alone, but when you share it with others, it feels all the more fulfilling. Don't give up who you are for what you think others will say about you. And, uhm... no one really knows what direction their life will go in until they're already going down that road, so it's up to you to find out for yourself what you want to do with your life and hold onto your beliefs till the very end. Oh, and don't feel bad for the author when you read about his lack of real-life friends. He just lacks social skills!

Author: My social skills are fine!

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Name: Rose Snow [Luna]

Age: 24 years

Height: 5 feet 8 inches

Weight: You monster.

Dream for the future: To not be alone anymore.

Patron God: The God of Water, Neptune

Blessing: Extraordinary control over water down to the molecular level.

Favorite Food: McRonald Burger and Fries [The breakfast of champion NEETs]

Fighting Style: Supporter Type with Heavy Damage-Dealing Abilities

Favorite Quote: 'Beauty is a fickle thing. It gives rise to emotions beyond our control and causes many to lose their rational thinking.'

Personality: Although she is seen as the uptight and stoic leader of the Moonlight Guild in public, Luna is a very easygoing person behind closed doors. She enjoys lying around on her couch, reading manga, or watching anime. She has even managed to rack up more than two thousand hours in the game Sekiro and has broken no less than twenty game-pads in the process [She isn't very good at it]! The only people who know about her secret side are her personal secretaries, who help her purchase games and manga at times, and her two friends, Mark and Arit. Luna is a very beautiful woman, and that has made her the subject of many scandals and proposals, both in real life and on the internet. No one knows the exact number since Luna refuses to comment on it, but it is estimated that in her four years as a superhuman, Luna has received no less than five thousand proposals from people who wanted to be in a relationship with her. She has turned down every single one.

Author's Tidbit: Although Luna hides it behind her cold exterior, she possesses a past that would break most people and make them give up on humanity. But Luna not only manages to retain her humanity, she also possesses an empathy and kindness that allows her to relate to others and care for those beneath her more than the average person. This is the reason why many of her guild members joined her guild, even when it was still a small guild without much prestige. Luna was one of those characters I really enjoyed writing because of how deep her personality was and as time progressed, I found myself rooting for her too.