Chương 2: Birth
Skills: N/A
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Languages:
Portuguese C +; Spanish: C-;
Mandarin: C-; English: E-
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Knowledge:
General:
Physics: C-; Math: C +;
Chemistry: C+; Biology: C+;
Computer Science: D-; Arts: E+
Sociology: C+; Philosophy: C+;
Special:
Law: C-; Forestry Engineering: C+
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Skill Points: N/A
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Quests:
Daily Mission: Kick Mom 3 times (1/3)
(Be the most troublesome child until you are born)
Trauma mission: Be conscious when the birth happens: YES/NO?
Reward: 50 skill points.
ACCEPT!!!YESMM!!!
TIME SKIP 4 months later....
And like I said, now I see how dumb I was in my past life and still am. The experience of childbirth is something that will leave me traumatized even in my old age, it's like you are crushed for hours , trying to get out of the woman's pussy and when it's finally over comes the worst part is to expire again, it hurts so much that even me being, a worthy alpha male had to cry.
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Time: 04:53 AM
Date: August 17, 1999.
"Congratulations! It's a boy!" says the nurse, handing him over to a very beautiful woman, she had black hair, short and her age, well it's uncomfortable for women to touch that subject, let's say she is near menopause, best time for women, a golden age if so I may say.
MC(POV)
'Damn what the fuck was that delivery, I swear if I have to go through this in my next reincarnation, I'd rather rage quit this game that is life.'
I hear some noises, I try to open my eyes with great difficulty and I can't see clearly, everything is blurry.
What are they talking about? Is that English? FUCK I don't know any of that shit, the only classes I've had were in were through 4th and I barely learned the verb to be.'
'My vision starts to clear and I focus on this beauty who is holding me in her arms, with such a beautiful mother if I inherit her good genes I won't have to spend too many points on charm.'
She hands me over to a tall guy with brown hair and how can I tell, the crown is up to date. I assume this is my father, at least I won't be a dwarf, what struck me most was this somewhat familiar couple, although I don't know where I know these two from. However, with that premise, I know that I was born on earth, or at least the earth I know and not in fucked up crop world.
I lost with my conspiracy theories until the nurse interrupts my thoughts by asking "Gentlemen, have you decided on a name for the boy yet?" the couple look at each other muttering something I don't understand, but know the however because of my old friend, system-chan.
[*Ding
The host was successfully born and the name was assigned unlocked statics.
Name: Klaus Jenner
Age: 0
[ATTRIBUTES]
STR: 1 (25 adult)
STA: 1 (25 adult)
AGI: 1 (25 adult)
INT: 30( 25 adult )
CHA: 80 (100 MAX)
Free: 100
[*Ding
Congratulations! For reaching 20 intelligence, earning the title "Academician, a hard working donkey"
Congratulations! For reaching 20 for charm , earning the title "Damn teenager, a perfect face without going through puberty".
Congratulations! For reaching 40 charm, earning the title "Aristocrat, even the most bum is well regarded by people" .
Congratulations! For reaching 60 for charm, earning the title "Con man, eloquence is an art, all you have to do is dissimulate".
Congratulations! For reaching 80 charm, winning the title "Voz de Anjo, even the most forbidden of funks is a classic music for the ears".
Titles:
Academic: increases understanding of new knowledge and skills passively by 10%.
Damned Teenager: immune to skin blemishes and diseases.
Aristocrat: free of body odor and perfect posture, increases favorability with people by 10%.
Swindler: increases persuasion by 10% and comprehension by 20% for lying, acting and arguing.
Angel Voice: Increases the transmission of feelings through spoken words and 10% understanding for singing, speaking and poetry skills.
Bonus: never goes out of tune.
I look at the dashboard in disbelief, not only because this is very OP, if at every milestone I unlock a stop, this I'll be a genius bitch easily. What shocked me the most is because I remember where I know that couple, who are now my parents. They are the fucking Kardashians, how the fuck am I supposed to live in this problematic family? What the fuck am I complaining about, I was lucky to be born in such a family, you know? I think it's so clueless that MC would choose to be an orphan and start from the bottom because of his relationship with his family in his past life and blah blah blah, if he's lucky enough to live to be 10 years old normally and still be a pain in the ass.
'Leaving my bipolarity behind, I still don't know what year I'm in, and now that I was born into this kind of family with high exposure, I have to start planning how my life is going to be from now on. My first goal is to learn English, while the question of how I will behave as a child, I will see it as an acting training, if I get some role I will not be like Arnold Schwarzenegger, genius of facial paralysis and regarding the distribution of attributes, I will still think about it, after all there is not much to do when you are a baby... damn I am sleepy.'
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