Chương 3: Pervy Dude has a Fan Club??????
Okay, okay sooooo...
I finally stopped laughing
But that girl looks like her anger just keeps multiplying
Which to my pleasure makes me smile like a fool
"Did you kick Alex!?!?!" She yells so loud I question my hearing
As I stare at her and she's huffing and puffing in anger.
Becoming more furious than I thought humanly possible.
But then I ask myself
'Who. Da. Fuck. Is. Alex!?!?!?'
"Who?" I finally ask
Then she looks confused for a moment and thinks
I'm still wondering both who the fuck this guys is and if this girl got the wrong person...
"He's the dude who people are saying you kicked outside."
Little miss crazy says finally giving me a glare but overall looks more calm then before.
"OHhHhHh... 'PERVY DUDE'!" I finally think I know who she's talking about.
"Ya I kicked that pervert a few times? why?"
Then I see that she goes right back to being furious.
"HE'S NOT A PERVERT" she screams even louder then before...
she's not fucking human.
I SWEAR SHE'S NOT.
CAUSE HOW CAN A HUMAN BE SO LOUD!?!?!?!?
"And who are you to deny that fact" I say and even to me I sound kinda snarky.
Hmm... Should I have worded that differently?
"I'm proudly the PRESIDENT of his fan club" she says loudly but not as loud as the other times with her head held high.
But I just break out in laughter omg that joke was hilarious!
I almost believed it!
But then I thought how could that Pervy asshole have a fan club
But dang she looks seriously angry now... I can already picture the steam coming out of her ears which makes me laugh more.
When I was almost done laughing I remember her saying that annoying pervy dude has a fan club and start laughing even more hysterically.
"Are you DONE!!!!" She says while glaring but dear lord it looks like she's about to pop a few hundred blood vessels...
I stop laughing look at her in full seriousness and ask
"Does he really have a fan club"
Cause although even I thought he was hot and maybe even cute I would never make a fan club for HIM!
HE'S A BLOODY PERVERT!
"Yes he does" she says while puffing our her cheeks which actually makes her look cute now that she's not in a fit of rage
Then I remember this CRAZY PERSON pushed me to the floor!
" Why'd you have to go and push my desk to the floor for god sake" I sound angry but really I'm just confused.
She could have just woke me up??
I don't see the point..
Then I remember ANOTHER thing...
WHY DIDNT ANYONE STOP HER!?!?!
Aren't we in class as well??
I look around and but I can't see my teacher and all the students are looking at us like their watching their favorite movie.
I glare at them and they look elsewhere
But I'm still thinking how the hell did she do it?
And also where was she hoping to go with this whole fiasco.
But sense she only knocked me over I'll just slap her and leave the class room and go back to the office to talk with Mrs Cooper for a bit.
So I start walking towards her... and she keeps backing up when I get close enough I slap her so hard my hand started hurting.
I see her lip bleeding a bit.
Ha that's what you get for disturbing my sleep psycho.
I leave the class while little miss crazy is still shocked in the classroom and head to the office.
But on my way their the bell rang and although I'm sad about not getting to have a longer chat with Mrs Cooper...
I CANT SKIP LUNCH.
It's not possible I would even be fine with skipping my birthday just NOT LUNCH!!!
DEAR GOOD GOD NOT LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!
As I head through the nosy halls I remember I forgot my shit at math.
'This is the moment I need to make a decision
A. go back to the classroom and miss a decent part of lunch
Or
B. Enjoy lunch but skip part of Spanish
Drumroll please..... and of course I pick.....
OPTION B
Omg and the crowd goes wild
Just kidding... but I did pick option B I can not skip even a second of lunch it will hurt my mental and physical health more then you can even imagine
.....
As I get my food I look around for that weird loner kid I usually sit with...
He is ADORABLE!!!!!!
But sadly almost knows cause that butt has been hiding it with that stupid hoodie.
He got his parents to somehow convince the school that he can wear his hoodie up and a mask all day.
At first I thought he was a germaphobe but as I got to know him I learned otherwise.
Although I still think he's a a weirdo I can truly call him a friend
Especially sense I'm his only friend so even if he ends up spilling my shit I can make sure people don't think it's credible.
"Hey shorty" I yell up to him when I find the table he saved for us
I see him wave but I don't know if he said anything because of how loud the cafeterias is.
I continue walking towards him until...
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