Chương 10: Keep Cultivating Weaklings!
As you delve deeper into the Profound Meditation Technique of Chaos, you may start to experience some strange and mystical feelings. You might feel like you're floating in a sea of stars, or like you're sinking into the earth. You might see visions of ancient warriors or mythical creatures. Don't be afraid of these sensations - they are simply the manifestation of your growing power and connection to the universe.
But that's not to say that the journey towards enlightenment will always be serious and solemn. In fact, there's plenty of room for humor and hilarity along the way. For example, one time I was meditating on a mountaintop when a gust of wind knocked me off balance and sent me tumbling down the slope. I ended up covered in dirt and pine needles, but I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.
And let's not forget about the animal companions that often accompany cultivators on their journeys. Whether it's a loyal dog or a mischievous monkey, these creatures can add a lot of humor and heart to your practice. Just be careful not to let them distract you too much - I once had a monkey steal my lunch during a meditation session.
Of course, there are also plenty of serious moments in the journey towards enlightenment. You may have to face your deepest fears and insecurities, or confront the darkness within yourself. But even in these moments, it's important to maintain a sense of humor and levity. After all, laughter is often the best medicine for the soul.
So don't be afraid to embrace the mystic and the silly aspects of the Profound Meditation Technique of Chaos. Let your mind and spirit wander freely, and see where the journey takes you. And if you ever find yourself feeling lost or unsure, just remember the words of the Grandmaster: "May the power of chaos be with you always!"
As the young cultivators gathered their belongings and prepared to set off on their journey, one of them turned to the Grandmaster and asked, "Excuse me, Grandmaster, but what kind of powers can we expect to gain from practicing the Profound Meditation Technique of Chaos?"
The Grandmaster smiled and replied, "Ah, that is a good question, young one. The powers you can expect to gain from this technique are as varied as the universe itself. Some cultivators gain the ability to manipulate fire, while others can control the wind. And still, others may gain the power to heal or to see into the future. But the true power lies in the ability to understand the fundamental nature of the universe and to harness that understanding to achieve enlightenment."
Another young cultivator piped up, "But Grandmaster, what if we end up like Old Man Chen? I don't want to think I'm a chicken!"
The Grandmaster chuckled, "Fear not, young one. Old Man Chen is a special case. He was never quite right in the head to begin with. As long as you approach the technique with a sense of balance and moderation, you will be just fine."
"But what about the monkeys?" another cultivator asked. "Are they really good at meditation?"
The Grandmaster smiled, "Indeed they are. Monkeys are natural meditators. They have a way of quieting their minds and focusing on the present moment that we humans could learn from. Of course, it can be a bit tricky to convince a monkey to meditate with you, but if you offer them some fruit, they may be willing to give it a try."
As the group set off on their journey, they couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and anticipation. They knew that the road ahead would be long and challenging, but they also knew that with the guidance of the Grandmaster and the power of chaos on their side, anything was possible. And who knows, maybe they would even run into Old Man Chen along the way and have a good laugh at his expense.
As they walked off into the distance, the Grandmaster watched them with a sense of pride and satisfaction. He knew that the path to enlightenment was not an easy one, but he also knew that these young cultivators had what it took to succeed. And with a smile on his face, he turned and began to make his way back to his cave, ready to continue his own meditation practice and unlock even more of the secrets of the universe.
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