New Staff of S. H. I. E. L. D.

Tác giả: Professional Slacking

Chương 1: I’m So Handsome

Biên tập viên: Atlas Studios

There was the sound of the rails clanging, but the sound was a little dull and there was no crispness to it. The buzzing sound was not a mosquito buzzing in the ear, but the glass window shaking.

"Oh…" I feel that I didn't sleep well. Why is it so noisy? There is no railway next to my house. How can I hear such a sound? Levis frowned and felt his current state. It was really uncomfortable and his head seemed to hurt. He was lying on the edge of the bed with one arm hanging under the bed.

"Wesley!" A woman roared angrily. Levis instantly sobered up and raised his head with difficulty. Then he fell heavily and bounced on the soft pillow.

Two thoughts instantly appeared in his mind. The first, "Woman? English? Am I sleeping with a foreign girl?" And the other thought, "She's going to complain again. Once again, what can a cheating girl complain about? Should I break up with her?" Levis was in a bad mood, but he still responded subconsciously, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong? Listen, how can I sleep with all this noise?" The woman complained.

The conversation was a little familiar, as if I had seen it somewhere before. I didn't hear it but I saw it. Where is it? Also, why can I understand English? Why is there a woman in my bed? Why are there two different thoughts in my mind? In an instant, my mind was in a mess. At this time, the woman said again, "I'm always woken up by this damn thing. When are we moving?"

"I kind of like hearing it," Levis said again subconsciously.

And in his mind, he thought, "It can drown your annoying voice. Please let me go back to sleep now." Levis's head felt like it had been hit by a sledgehammer, as if it was the aftereffect of a concussion. After the pain, he was dizzy. He fell asleep again, and he did not know what the woman beside him looked like, and he could not hear the woman's nagging.

He began to have a long dream. In the dream, his name was Wesley Gibson. Seven days after he was born, his father abandoned him and his mother and slowly grew up. Although he became more and more handsome, oh, he was handsome from a young age. However, his completely introverted personality made him not very popular, except for girls, of course.

Wesley could always find a girlfriend, but his dull personality would eventually be shaken off. Like now, his blond girlfriend often did something in this room with his good friend Barry, and he knew it but wouldn't say it. What a bad personality, Levis had said.

There was the sound of the rails crashing and Levis suddenly woke up with a start. His mind kept repeating, I need to go to work?

Climbing up, a white kitten came to his feet and rubbed against his leg. "Meow."

"Annabelle? Oh, has that annoying woman forgotten you again?" This cat is that woman's pet, but why do I have to feed it often? I took some cat food to Annabelle, then walked into the bathroom and came to the mirror.

A handsome face. Levis was completely awake now. He seemed to have transmigrated.

"Huh, how can I transmigrate? What was I doing before? Oh, right, I'm playing League of Legends. I'm watching movies and playing League of Legends at the same time." How can a computer take care of both? Levis is familiar with this kind of thing. Every time he hangs up, he cuts out the game and then plays it. Then he clicks pause and cuts in. That's how he does it.

"Come on, I'm just a Silver Five Scum, don't be so particular." Levis had been playing League of Legends for five years, but he was still a Silver Scum. He had given up his drive, and he was happy.

"Then what happened? How could I be here and change my face? No, not just my face, all the parts have been changed."

At this moment, words appeared in front of Levis's eyes. He was shocked and then wiped his hand on the mirror. The words were not on the mirror.

"Don't wipe it. It's not the words on the mirror, but on your retina." Another line of words appeared, and he began to look carefully at what was written.

The first line of the first sentence, "You came here after being struck by lightning."

"Are you kidding me? How can I be struck by lightning at home?" Levis roared. Didn't he say that he was not a good person after being struck by lightning? He struggled with this point. God's lightning is usually a heinous person. He doesn't take the blame, but that doesn't seem to be the point.

Another line of text appeared. "There's no mistake. It was thunder outside and then it hit the power box. It followed the wires to your computer and you were electrocuted."

"Impossible. The power box in the neighborhood should have tripped, and the upper floors have lightning rods. The power box is on the ground. How can it be hit?" Levis' face was full of disbelief.

"I'm not sure. It can really be attributed to coincidence or accident, or it's what humans call fate." The words appeared on his retina again, and the words were directly returned to his brain.

"Wait, who are you?" Levis finally remembered. Who is this guy? Why can he show words on his retina?

"I'm your phone. You're using the 'Apple' phone. I'm the smartphone system of the phone. Because your phone was next to you at that time and it was also powered up, my power was instantly increased and I connected to your computer and connected to the Internet. Fortunately, you were electrocuted for a long time. I had time to download a lot of information on Earth."

"What do you mean by okay? How long have I been electrocuted?" Levis was a little angry when he saw this. Are you happy that I was electrocuted for a long time?

"Not much, only ten minutes. Your body is already cooked…"

"It's cooked…" Is it an electric kebab? And it's cooked? "Where is here?" He took a long time to ask again. Anyone who heard that he was cooked would be like this.

"According to the information I downloaded, this place is 90% similar to the movie scene of 'Assassin Alliance' or 'Wanted'. Only your appearance doesn't match the movie."

"No, this movie is starring James McAvoy. My face now is more like Tom Cruise, okay?" Levis shook his head in disbelief.

"The movie doesn't make sense. If Wesley really looks like James McAvoy, then he can't find a girlfriend for a beautiful blonde. He has no money, no house, and no savings. How can he find a beautiful girlfriend? His girlfriend is played by Christine Hagger. Although she's not a famous actress, she's at least a beauty."

"Oh, that's right. Anyway, I'm handsome now, right?"

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