Boom
A large shock wave was felt across the Galaxy as Ling Han was sent flying through many planets. A giant with a crystal-like body held an ax as he copped towards where Ling Han was at.
A powerful Ax intent filled the world, as Ling Han was copped right in half with great ease.
"fuck, frost giant. are we not like far cousins." Ling Han said with gritted teeth as he pulled his lower half back together and flew off. Running away without a hint of shame.
Pause! are you wondering how things went from camping to this? Then we should go back in time to the day they finished camping.
after the day of camping, Ling Han and the others went into the spirit farm, when Ling Chang asked a deadly question
"Who wears the pants in this relationship?" She asked, making Ling Han, Elise, and Yong Chang laugh slightly.
"of course me." they all said at the same time, which made them laugh as they looked at each other.
"you two joke. As the person who created helped, create you and have the high talent. I thought we all knew I wore the pants," Ling Han said with a slightly low voice
"haha. as the perfect being and the most beautiful amongst anything that ever existed, I thought we all knew I wore the pants." Elise said with slightly narrowed eyes
"haha. as the person how has control over life and death, I thought we all knew who wore the pants here." Yong Chang said with a snort
"..." Ling Chang went blank before she clapped her hands, sealing all of their strength just as they were about to fight.
"I didn't mean for you guys to fight. anyway, let's go get the primordial dragon inheritance." She said as she changed the subject quickly
"the primordial dragon ha dead." Yong Chang said in shock, Brunhild who was waiting for a good fight at the side, was also shocked.
"no. a few years ago. the strongest true gods across the 9 realms had a meeting to see who would be blessed." Yong Chang said as Ling Han easily broke the seal she placed on him.
"what is blessed supposed to mean?" Ling Han asked calmly
"Blessings are something true gods have the ability to hand out, only once. if someone gets the blessing of a true god, they would have their talent, luck, body, and mind go through an extreme change." Brunhild said seriously
"if I gave someone my blessing. Then that person would have a much easier time breathing through to true god, and the many levels up to the level I was in. they would also be able to draw upon my spirit in battle... the fact they are handing out blessings. Means Ragnarok is close." Brunhild said with a deep frown
"I gained the primordial dragon blessing?" Ling Han asked in slight shock
"no, you only gained Lucifer's blessing. and he is going to put you through hell," she said in a low voice
"Lucifer? what is he going to do? you have to speak up." Ling Han said as he didn't hear her last part
"you gained many true gods' true inheritances and one blessing. While Thor gained many of their blessings. Elise also gained a few inheritances, and the true of life of death gained one blessing and one inheritance." Yong Chang said calmly
"who gave me a blessing? was it Aeisa?" Yong Chang asked softly
"yes, she also gave you her inheritance... I can't say anymore," She said as she through a look at Ling Han.
"... Aeisa? I never heard of her." Ling Han said softly
"she is the first being I have created. She is the most beautiful of my creation and embodies life. if the tree of life were to one day die, I wanted her to take my place." Yong Chang said with a frown
"oh... does her beauty match up to mine?" Elise asked with a slightly mocking smile
"yeah, and she beats you in some areas. She is the person I created after all." Yong Chang said with a disdainful sneer
"snort, prove it. show me." Ling Han said with a disdainful sneer,
Yong Chang smiled as she held her hand out. Light gathered as it formed an image of an elf. Ling Han and Elise froze as they both swallowed their slava.
*sensing a new level of beauty... level too high to comprehend... system restart....* even the system couldn't comprehend this level of beauty
"haha, you see the level of beings I can create when I was at full power. Titans, and even the gods. I was the one who breathed life into them all, and they all returned to me at death." Yong Chang said arrogantly
"at the beginning, it's me, life. And in the end, it's me death. Where there is life, it's where I'm at, and where there is death, I'm there to calm it. this only shows who wears the pants in this relationship." Yong Chang said with a smile.
"cough. Mom, you only created her at your peak. by the time Elise and dad reach that level..." Ling Chang said softly,
"... she has a point. As my strength grows, so will my looks improve. good trick, but you have to try better." Elise said as she regained her confidence.
Yong Chang frowned as she looked at Ling Chang. She had to open her mouth when she was on top.
"... system note to self. Aeisa to my to-do list." Ling Han said seriously. but the system was currently restarting
"... I don't need to hear that." Ling Chang said in disgust, but Ling Han ignored her. His life would not be complete if he didn't have this woman on his bed.
"she doesn't have those body parts. She has no hints of death in her. so she doesn't need to reproduce and stuff like that. Her mouth is also fake. It's only to show she is speaking." Yong Chang said calmly
"... you monster." Ling Han said as he felt a knife stab into his heart. While Elise frowned slightly,
"you are not the first to try and sleep with her. But most of them killed themselves and went crazy. The fact you are somewhat normal is shocking. even beings like Odin and Zeus went made killing trillions of beings across the nine realms." Yong Chang said with a mocking smike
"... does she have hands..." Elise asked softly. She felt heartbroken. as she too didn't mind staying a few nights in bed with this woman
"haha, they are also fake. this went down in history as the best troll..." She laughed at their faces, which only made her receive a fist to the face from Elise, sending her flying.
"who gave me their inheritance," Elise asked with a snort
"the primordial dragon gave you two its true inheritance. You also got his blessing. You also gained Michael and a few other true gods who yang type inheritances," Ling Chang said as Elise nodded.
"Yang? what about me?" Ling Han asked calmly
"you got the strongest inheritance and blessing, which is Lucifer. Although he is known as the evilest person ever to walk this world, he is also known as the person with the strongest mind." Ling Chang said as Ling Han nodded slightly
"his mind is so powerful it can reshape this whole universe if he so wished. he has complete control over everything that had, could, is, and would be if he wants you to transform into a dog, then you will become a dog. if you want you to disappear from all of reality, then you will disappear." Ling Chang said as Ling Han eyes widened slightly
"he is not a world God?" Ling Han asked as he watched Yong Chang come flying from afar, punching Elise flying.
"the rulers of the 9 realms are all a step away from stepping onto world God. but none of them dares to do so. Odin, Zeus, and so on are all capable of doing so. but once they do, an all-out war will begin to kill them before they do so." Ling Chang said calmly
"the power gap between true God and world can't be said in numbers. Pangu alone created this whole universe, and countless talents have reached the peak of true God and still draw upon his power for billions of years. If anyone stepped into true God, destroying this universe would be nothing to them." She said softly
"pangu didn't reach perfection; he was born with that cultivation. So he is, of course, not would not be as strong as anyone who would step into True God." She said calmly
"I see. how strong is Ragnarok?" Ling Han asked with a slight frown
"he slapped you, Thor, another future thor, and a past Thor around like it was nothing. and you and Thor were at least at level 8 True God realm." She said as Ling Han sign
"... I'm going to die? I guess I should do things on my to-do list before then." Ling Han said with a shrug, but he suddenly froze when he saw a hole appear within the spirit farm.
Before anyone could react, a large golden arm grabbed Ling Han and pulled him out of the spirit farm. Since the spirit farm was still restarting, Ling Han was a helpless ant before this arm.
"dad!" Ling Chang yelled in panic as she shot towards the Portal, but she was blasted away as she coughed up blood.
The arm came out from the portal again, and this time it reached out towards Elise and pulled her in. Elise couldn't even struggle as she was taken out of the spirit farm
"..." Yong Chang didn't act seeing this and only watched. There was a slight frown on her face as she walked up to Ling Chang.
"Are you alright?" She asked as she waved her hand, healing Ling Chang back to full health with a wave of her hand.
"yes... but what was that? even when I made myself not exist, he was able to injure me." Ling Chang said softly
"that's the judge of this world. When a timeline gets out of hand, he is the one who destroys it or seals it off. since he made a move, that means this meantime line might be at risk of being destroyed." Yong Chang said softly
"I thought that was the TVA job." Ling Chang said in shock
"no. each timeline is a universe with a different possibility. The TVA only stops and fixes the effects of time travel and other beaches of time which are created from time travel..." Yong Chang said as she looked at Ling Chang strangely
"How did you time travel without catching the TVA's attention? and how are you still able to move around and even talk to us and tell us about the future without making any big changes to the timeline." Yong Chang asked with a frown
"that's simple. There are three reasons,
1. I made it, so I don't exist in the eyes of time.
Two. You are the tree of life and death. So I can't make another timeline so long as you are outside the spirit farm and black tower.
And 3. I remember when I was a kid, my future self raised me. so it was my future to go back in time." Ling Chang said with a smile
"oh... then let's wait for Ling Han and Elise to return. With Ling Han being the grandson of Odin, at most, he would have a minor punishment." Ling Chang said lazily
*system back online...* the system said as Berry appeared above Yong Chang in panic
"where's master?" She said in a panic.