Chương 14: Slice of life... i guess
"I'm tired" Collapsing into my bed, with my social battery drained, I felt if I had to speak to anyone I would break their spine in half.
Today's excursion was boring as hell, first, we had to hike in Momo's mansion, and then we had to exit 15 minutes after finally making it into the "Meeting hall", then we had to piece ourselves somehow back together so we could hang out in the mall
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"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to waste our time, I just- I just wanted to-"
"It is unlike a noble lady to show off to her guests, you should be ashamed of yourself"
I was Grinding my teeth while listening to Momo and Iida's argument. we were currently walking all the way back to the main streets of city, having wasted our time with Momo's mansion.
"Where the hell are we going anyway?" I asked, we were currently walking in nonsensical directions, even cutting through alleyways, this is how you get robbed... or get superpowers...
"Mall!" x10
Being blasted by answers I rubbed my ears, it appeared they already knew where were going...
Arriving at the mall, I couldn't help but curse my luck. The place was crowded as hell! I can feel my social anxiety screaming at me to sprint out of there, but I was forced in by the others, looking inside I recognized the place by a certain episode where Mr flakey-skin took Midoriya hostage. looking at Midoriya I can understand how easy it is to threaten this pushover
"W-why are you looking at me like that... I'm not into boys... well if you were a gir-"
"The only way i am looking at you is with disgust," Not letting Midoiya finish I quickly left him behind.
All of us quickly made our way to the entrance of the mall, the security was, well quite lacking. the security guard just looked at us, nodded and let us enter. seriously? what if i had a pipe bomb in my pocket, honestly stupid.
Walking through the first floor, I quickly noticed that some of the people's eyes were following us! oh god! the agony! seeing them whispering about I felt strange, even Midoriya is looking redder than most
"They're from UA right?"
"Future heroes how cool!"
"Maybe we should ask for a photo"
"Is that a femboy?"
"We're so popular! probably of how manly we are" Kirishima noticed the eyes on him and started to flex his arms, of course, you wouldn't hear a "Kyaaa! How manly" from some random woman, this is the real world.
continuing to walk through the mall we eventually made our way to the middle plaza (I think that's what its called) where Momo and Iida made their announcement
"Alright! from here we will split and go wherever we want, we will meet back here at 3:30 on the dot, if you are late you are a shameful student to the prideful future of UA-" blah blah blah, Iida continued on his rant for 5 more minutes while the rest of us scattered
"Tokoyami, do you think there is an arcade here?" I asked with a smirk, i became an arcade addict after new versions of 'SUPER HERO BRAWL!' came out, sort of became uncontrollable, fortunately, Tokoyami was there to stop me from becoming a degenerate.
"First of all we should head to a restaurant, we haven't eaten yet, and I won't doubt you will starve if you have access to arcade machines. Tokoyami then led me towards a MC.DICKIES (genius name, I know ;))
Entering the restaurant i was surprised as it seemed very normal, with no trace of fast food industrialization in sight, sitting down we were soon approached by a waiter... they have waiters apparently
"Welcome to Mcdickies what would you like to order?" The young waitress asked, she was quite cute with a young face and bountiful boo-
"I would like to order the regular hamburger meal." Tokoyami answered the waitress, clearly knowing what he wanted to eat
"And what will it be for you?" she asked, I quickly grabbed the menu and skimmed through it, fortunately, most of the menu was the same as it was in my past life
"I'd like 12-piece nuggets, make it a meal"
"I thought you'd be a hamburger kind of guy, you know? Otaku hehe" Tokoyami laughed at my usual behavior, little did he know that Nuggies were the most delicious meal in my past life, and they were still delicious
"Oh! This is heavenly" Feeling the soft meaty glands hit my tongue (Im sorry) it appeared as if the farmer hugged the chicken to sleep every night, with no grease inside the meat, I knew this nugget was made from pure gold. The seasoning were soft yet harsh like BDSM play, I could tell this nugget was cooked with love.
"Why are you reacting like that, it's just a nugget" Tokoyami commented between bites of his hamburger, I never noticed it but apparently he has teeth... isn't he a bird?
"Be quiet birdbrains, this nugget could and would be approved by luminescent baby, you clearly cannot see the masterpiece of this cooksmanship"
"that's not a word"
After finishing our food we went to the second floor where the arcades were located, on our way there we could see some of our other classmates shopping, I could see Shoji looking for shirts with 6 holes for his tenta-arms, Ojiro, of course, was looking at traditional keikogi with a tail hole, Uraraka was sprinting around with a flushed face courtesy of Midoriya.
Continuing to walk around, we soon found ourselves in front of a musical instruments store, inside it I found Jiro looking at some electrical guitars.
"yo, Jiro, looking for something?" I asked
"Ah! oh its just you Rimuu"
"Rimuu...?" Hearing her say it like that made me feel things I shouldn't
"oh I'm sorry I was just not expecting yo-" her face was beet red while trying to explain herself
"Not worries, it's just that my mom calls me that so it's unexpected" this calmed Jiro down, but she was still playing with her ear-jacks, she usually does this while nervous.
"So, are you going to buy any of these?"
"Ah no I was just looking, some of these guitars have really cool designs" and looking back at them I couldn't help but agree, they have some very unique designs, some might call them weird as hell but I don't mind.
"Rimuru, lets go to the arcade already, you can flirt all you want later." Tokoyami cut our conversation short with a very strange remark
"It's called 'talking to women' You should try it out sometimes"
"ouch"
Leaving Jiro to her own imagination we continued on our adventure toward the arcade, where I was quickly beaten by Tokoyami playing as 'Hawks' I always found his ability to fly basically like cheating, I can't even hit him half the time its so bullshit i will littera-
anyway, after exhausting our quarter reserves we went out and decided to shop around, of course, Tokoyami wanted to go to a 'Hot Topic' store (the only description I could find) inside it I could clearly see some big tittied goth girls, Otakus and emo teens. But Tokoyami sprinted towards the emo section as I would call it.
Looking at a sword Tokoyami's eyes were shining, apparently he has a thing for swords.
"This is a great weapon for us creatures of the abyss" It appears Tokoyami is in his 'Dark persona' and now he won't shut up about the abyss and dark and stuff...
"Are you sure you want to buy that?"
"Of course I will, no, I must!"
"Are you sure? It's 40,000 yen..."
"I wholeheartedly regret every decision I have made in this concurrent moment"
"Good, now let's buy some emo shirts to lift our moods up"
"It's not 'emo' it's just a- nevermind"
After Tokoyami finished buying his borderline cringey merchandise we went ahead and met with the others, leaving the mall we went for a walk in the park watching the sakura trees, unlike those anime liars they weren't in full bloom, they were only in full bloom for a couple of days a year... truly a shame
(Next chapter is the UA Sports festival.. preparations...?)
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