Chương 323: Shenanigans

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Knock knock* who's there? Broken pencil! Broken Pencil, who? Never mind, there's no point!

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Time kept on passing

Azami, without an other options, beat the 5th seat and became the 5th seat himself. The dorm threw a party for him and he actually smiled. Hiro found out that he wasn't such a bad guy! He was pretty shy though. He didn't talk very much, but after a fierce threat with Hiro and Joichiro cooking, he opened up like a chatterbox.

The Dorm was in high spirits and laughed together.

Azami inadvertently found out that the top 4 rankings in the Elite Ten were all sorts of fucked up. Gin should be 4th, Zerotwo should be 3rd, and Joichiro and Hiro should both be 1st. They changed places constantly, constantly beating each other with dishes for the dorm.

When Azami got there, the first thing he saw was the giant chalkboard in the kitchen with a bunch of boxes that had initials and numbers. The numbers were in the hundreds for most of them, he was startled.

How long had this competition been going on?

It's been 2 and a half years.

That's the second thing he found out coming to Totsuki.

Inevitably, as all new comers to the dorm have done, he was subjected to a Hiro and Joichiro original creation. That's what happened when he passed out on the ground. He seemed to have gained [Poison Resistance] from the dish, because the next time he was forced, he didn't even flinch before saying "Not good."

However, strangely, after that day, he would run away every time Joichiro and Hiro went to the kitchen.

It was very curious, he always made up a different excuse too.

One time he said "My aunt's great grand uncle's cat died." and left.

Hiro and Joichiro happened to be using cat that day and asked him if it had orange stripes. Azami was traumatized and his streak of white hair seemed to turn whiter than usual.

Anyway!

The real rankings were as follows, Gin, Hiro, Joichiro, and Zerotwo, then Azami.

5 Seats in Polar Star Dorm.

Fumio was even caught laughing in her sleep, muttering something about a golden age which seemed to go through an evolution to a Platinum Age. It was unclear just what made it evolve, but nevertheless it had happened.

Something else that happened was Hiro gave Fumio an impurity cleanse in her sleep, she got a wild shock the next morning and was stunned to see that her features were firm and she looked young again!

She never found out what happened and cried about the Godly Age or something.

The entire dorm smelled like shit because it was a serial cleanse that night. Gin, Joichiro, and Zerotwo had a whole operation, they snuck into the ceiling space and rappelled down before pouring the Impurity cleanse into the throats of the residents before going back up into the ceiling space and moving to the next vict- resident.

It was a full blown mission impossible sequence.

It took 4 days to air out, they even burned all the stained sheets before buying new ones.

Nevertheless, everyone looked better and were stunned, clearly unable to comprehend what had happened to them.

They didn't need to understand.

It just happened and they never spoke of it again.

A few days later

They had another mission but this one was 10x more difficult.

They snuck into Mana's room and did the same thing to her, installing a hook into her ceiling when she wasn't around so they could rappel down and dru- give her the Impurity Cleanse. The rappelling was masterfully done!

It was a true art form!

Unfortunately, they didn't think it through and Gin got stuck on the ceiling since there was no where else to go.

Joichiro started to sweat and said "Mission complete! Let's get out of here!" Gin unclipped himself and fell to the ground.

He got up and ran away with the rest, they were all laughing as they jumped over the Nakiri residence mansion.

To them, it didn't matter what the after effects and benefits were. It was a good prank because the person would wake up smelling like shit. Plus, that's where the Old man lived, he would smell it too!

The group burst out laughing at the thought and disappeared into the night.

The Wet Bandits strike again!