Chương 26: 26. Chapter VI: Radio Ga Ga Part I ~Soundwave Rip-O...
After a night of killing criminals and searching for Killer Queen's name, the Crusaders go home feeling down as they couldn't find anything.
Kariel is currently wearing a black mask with a black cowboy hat. He wears black pants, black boots, and black gauntlets. He is holding a revolver.
Arthur wears silvery mechanical armor with a power-ranger-like helmet. He is holding a slingshot.
The Crusaders walk home in the middle of the sidewalk at midnight while wearing their super suits, feeling rather disappointed.
"This sucked..." said Kariel. "Do all of you wanna go to Jollibee?"
Everyone nodded, feeling down.
A young girl is shown crying on the sidewalk, and Miguel approached her.
"Ah! Help!" shouted the little girl, seeing his skull mask.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" shouted Miguel, as he took off his mask. "I'm just a guy, see?"
"Mommy said I can't talk to strangers," said the girl. "Unless you work for the law."
"I'm technically a guy who works for the law," explained Miguel.
"Oh... Uh... I can't find my mommy," said the little girl.
Miguel observed her. She held an oblong balloon, princess clothes, a tiara, ballet shoes, and a pink dress. She also has a print on her left hand that says, "PartyPal!!!"
"Don't worry, kid," smiled Miguel. "Your mommy's probably in the convention center nearby."
"Your print on your left hand. That's a print I got long ago in the convention center two blocks from her. If you want, we'll come with you,"
Everyone groaned.
"I'll come with you," Miguel smiled.
The little girl grabbed his hand and nodded. He smiled and walked with her. "Wait for me guys." He turned to them for a short moment.
In Jollibee, Kariel ordered for the rest of them. Miguel finally arrived back from the short journey. He approached his younger brother just in time for Kariel's order.
"You should've asked earlier," said Kariel.
"Kid needed help, Kariel," he replied.
"That'd be 2,230 pesos," said the woman as she accepted his payment.
"Back in my day," said Arthur. "The Jolly Chicken Bucket wasn't 740 pesos. It was just 12 pesos tops. But then some asshole killed Damaso... Totally ruined the economy."
"Dad, you killed Damaso," explained Miguel.
"Shush! They'll know, kid!" shouted Arthur. "We're undercover."
"Dad, we're wearing our armor," said Miguel.
"Back in my day, we didn't need pansy-ass armor," said Arthur.
"Spandex," corrected Jessica.
"Armor," insisted Miguel.
"Can you guys stop arguing about our Halloween costumes?" asked Jedan.
"Do you want to have each of your teeth pushed in and snapped off by Star Finger?" asked Miguel.
Anne kept on reading a magazine she bought earlier.
Everyone started arguing with each other.
Kariel came back with the meal.
Everyone stopped arguing as Kariel served each of them their food. They began eating. Each of them had one cup of rice and coke. Miguel had Chickenjoy with gravy, Jolly Fries, and Jolly Mashed Potato with more gravy and ate with very good manners, but would sometimes slam his cup when annoyed. Anne had Chickenjoy, Spaghetti, Burger Steak, fries, Cheeseburger, and some Sisig while also spilling her food. Jedan had burger steak with fries underneath the steak and extra gravy and five cheeseburgers while eating politely with okay manners, but he inhaled his food at times. Kariel had chicken nuggets and lots of fries with barbecue sauce and ate politely and with good manners. Jessica had a simple Yumburger and some fries and ketchup and was eating extremely slowly. Arthur ate an entire Chicken Bucket with no rice and lots and lots of gravy while eating like a beast.
A boy then walked in and begged them for money. He has ragged clothes, which include a dirty white shirt with holes and torn-up brown pants.
"Y'know what? Let's just enjoy that we're here together as a family... We shouldn't be arguing. it's the little moments that count, right?" asked Jedan. Jedan then hands the boy money and pockets his wallet again. "Right guys?" Jedan turned to his team.
"He stole your wallet," said Miguel.
"Huh?" asked Jedan.
"The boy, right there... he's running outside... He just stole your wallet."
"Huh?"
Jedan turns around and sees the kid stealing his wallet.
"Why didn't any of you get him?" asked Jedan.
"You have a long-ranged Stand and we're all eating," said Miguel.
"GOD-!!!" Jedan ran outside and searched for the kid with his Stand, Hierophant, out. "WAIT!!!"
"Kid's probably Chinese," said Arthur.
"DAD!!!" shouted Miguel.
The rest of them argued with each other once again.
"We can show everyone their identities, father."
"No... I'd like to play with my food. Besides, if we do that, they'd go all out and the entire Helsing would be on to us, and that'd be a pain, to be honest."
"Hm."
Meanwhile...
Outside the restaurant, in an apartment about 400 meters away, a pink-haired man wearing a pink polo that shows off his chest with a v-cut, with spikes around his shoulder blades, and blue pants with brown shoes stood. He wore a white mask with scribbles of hearts over its surface. He had a very slender but fit build.
"For The Boss," whispered he.
His Stand was brought out. It's a humanoid with a rectangular chest. Its chest resembled a radio. It's purple in color with white patches on its underarms, waist, and thighs. It has a slender but muscular waist with normal humanoid limbs and has a humanoid mannequin-like head. It has speakers for eyes on its head and speakers for eyes on its chest.
"Launching... One-Vision..."
A tape comes out of its chest's mouth as the tape transforms into a small drone that enters the premises. It then sits on top of the counter hiding behind some napkin dispensers and watching the Crusaders.
Miguel and Jedan are shown playing Ultimate Smash Bros. and the other Crusaders are just talking.
A screen comes out of his head that shows him what they're doing.
"So... that's why we're going to keep searching for this killer," said Miguel, as the man listened. "This killer is known to kill women and young boys in our city for five years now. But, at the same time, this killer has connections with The New World Order."
"Who is this killer, exactly?" asked Jessica.
"This serial killer... is the secondborn child of Bernardo Salvi."
Everyone becomes astonished.
"Wait... so this person is-?"
"My sibling. Yes," said Miguel.
"He knows who you are... Miss Killer Queen," he whispered. "Yes. Yes. Of course. I'm on it."
The man woges into a Fox-like humanoid.
"Radio Ga Ga!" he whispered. "Fat-Bottomed Girl!"
"Launching... Fat-Bottomed Girl..." said Radio Ga Ga.
A small tape is launched from Radio Ga Ga's chest. This time, it morphed into a helicopter.
"Go, Fat-Bottomed Girl," said the man.
"That's why we have to find him before he-..."
Miguel, Jedan, and Jessica hear something from outside. Their ears twitch.
"What's wrong?" immediately asked Arthur.
Arthur sees ten seconds in the future.
"GET DOWN!!!"
Arthur grabbed each of them, including the woman, and pulled them all behind the counter.
*RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA*
Several bullets were shot toward them as they all hid behind the counter.
The whole store is nearly destroyed because of all the destruction. Bullet holes are found in the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and the counter.
"Dad! What's happening?!" asked Kariel.
"I don't know," said Arthur.
Kariel brings out his gun as a small star with tiny adorable and sparkling black eyes appeared from Kariel's body.
"Hello, hello!" the star smiled.
"Twinkle!" shouted Kariel. "Can you check out what's happening out there?"
Twinkle slowly peeked and saw a toy helicopter.
"It's a Stand, but in the form of a helicopter!" she smiled.
"Huh... Stands sure got an upgrade nowadays," said Arthur.
Arthur took out his slingshot and Kariel prepared his 7-bullet revolver.
(theme begins)
*pew*
*BANG*
All-Star, Kariel's Stand, moved the bullet with her mind towards the enemy Stand-User.
Arthur saw the future and shot at the wall, which bounced of the wall adjacent to it and was shot into the helicopter's tail.
The bullet Kariel shot was launched into the drone that was watching them.
The helicopter then spun around and crashed into the ground.
"YES, YES, YES!!!" Kariel and Arthur shouted as the two checked what's outside.
"Kariel!" shouted Twinkle.
"What?" asked Kariel.
"The helicopter didn't crash... it just... disappeared out of thin air!"
Jedan, meanwhile, drinks his soda and spills some on the floor.
"Come on!" shouted Jessica. "Drinking a soda at this time of all time?!"
Jedan shrugs.
"Launching... Khashoggi's Ship..."
"Wait, JEDAN!!!" shouted Arthur, once again, seeing the future. "WIPE THAT SPILL BEFORE-!!!"
*click*
(theme ends at 0:28)
A small submarine emerges from the soda spill.
"What the-?!" asked Jedan.
*shoo*
A small missile is shot toward Jedan.
"ORA!!!" shouted Star Platinum, grabbing the missile and throwing it to the wall, as it explodes.
Jessica immediately wiped the spill, but the submarine was already submerged.
"Damn it! Try harder, Khashoggi's Ship!" shouted the man.
Four screens are shown in front of the man, each seeing four different vehicles.
"Launching... 39..."
The Crusaders hear squeaking nearby.
"Something's coming this way," said Arthur.
*squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak*
A small cannon points at them.
*sssst*
"EVERYONE GET OUTTA HERE!!!"
The woman beside them screams as Arthur knocks her out with his fist and pulls all of them out with Open Arms.
*BOOM*
The Crusaders jumped out of Jollibee as an entire wall of the restaurant exploded.
"What do we do, now?" asked Jessica.
"What do you think?" asked Miguel. "We... We're warriors. Do you think we'd back down from a fight? I'm an Aswang Black-Eyes. You're a Nekomata. We have a Chupacabra and three Grimms on our team! Be reminded that we, the Stardust Crusaders, would never back down from a fight-!!!"
"TAKBO NA!!!" shouted Arthur.
(theme begins at 0:58)
Miguel turns around and sees all of them running away.
"DAMN IT!!! PUTANG-INA NIYO!!! TARANTADO!!!" shouted Miguel.
The Crusaders run like idiots.
A man in his pajamas could see them outside his window. He sips some coffee as he sees the Crusaders running past him.
"Ugh..." he whispered. "Superheroes..."
"Dad? What's going on?" asked the little girl.
"Stand-Users being scum," said the man.
"The Users must be nearby!" shouted Jedan. "A powerful Stand is a Short-Ranged one. We have to search for three Users nearby."
"No," said Miguel. "The Stand must be an automatic long-ranged one. Injuring the helicopter must've barely injured the User. I sensed the Stand Energy emitting from each of them. They seem to have the same User."
"Wait... Three powerful long-ranged Stands in just one User?!" asked Jedan.
"Jedan. Use your Hierophant to search for the User. Your Stand must be able to reach the User." said Anne.
Jedan brings out Hierophant as its tentacles turn into some form of web formation that searched for the User just about everywhere.
"Find the User with similar Stand-Energy to the Stands that are attacking us," said Miguel. "Kariel, Dad. Shoot the Stands. Kariel, curve your bullet and keep taking out the Stands chasing us."
*RATATATATATA-*
Fat-Bottomed Girl shot at them once more as they kept on running.
Arthur takes out his slingshot and grabs a rock from the ground. He shot a streetlight with it as the rock bounced and is launched into the helicopter as it crashed into the cannon.
Puddles are shown on the ground.
"Damn it!" thought Arthur. "It rained! That means, we have another problem in our hands!"
Khashoggi's Ship emerged from the puddles and shot missiles at them.
"ORAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" shouted Star Platinum, punching each of the missiles away.
Kariel uses All-Star, his Stand, to manipulate the trajectory of the missiles and move them away from themselves.
Some missiles remained and are shot towards the Crusaders.
Miguel teleports around and blocks all of the missiles coming at them using Star Platinum.
The five continue to run away.
Jessica uses her powers and speeds towards the three vehicles and slices each of them.
"Relaunching... 39...Relaunching... Fat-Bottomed Girl...Relaunching... Khashoggi's Ship..."
39 ends up shooting bombs at them, destroying the streets, sidewalks, and cars parked around.
Fat-Bottomed Girl then grabs 39 and carries it with a small rope from its belly. Both Stands then shot bombs at the Crusaders as they barely dodge.
Arthur then brings out a coca-cola bottle from his pocket.
"Welp... How'd you like to sip this, jackasses?!" asked Arthur, grabbing the coca-cola and putting some baking soda in it. He then throws it in the air as the explosion hits both Fat-Bottomed Girl and 39. "GO, RANDOM BULLSHIT!!!" The two Stands then crash into Khashoggi's Ship and explodes the three of them.
"Now, that's what I call, a gang bang!" laughed Arthur.
"Never say that again because you don't know what that means," said Miguel.
"I know what it means!" shouted Arthur.
"What does it mean, then?!" asked Miguel.
"*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-*," he said, l specifying each, and every detail.
"OKAY!!! OKAY!!! JUST STOP TALKING!!!" shouted Miguel.
"Ew!" said Anne, covering her ears. "Ew!"
Arthur stops running.
"Wait... How are these Stands able to see us then?" asked Arthur.
"What do you mean?" asked Kariel, reloading his revolver.
"This guy shouldn't be able to see us from an automatic Stand... but he does," Arthur furthered.
"So...?" asked Anne.
"There must be a fourth Stand," said Arthur. "The fourth Stand should be the one that is spying on us and telling the other Stands where we are..."
"Relaunching..."
"We have to search for the fourth Stand ane disable it. Then we find the User," said Arthur.
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