Chương 2: Rumi

Naru was having a very serious dilemma... 'dammit why am I so skinny? How am I supposed to get all the bitches like this, who would wanna hop on this dick they'd break me in half if they had any level of thiccness'

'That's it in the following six months I'll do everything in my power to bulk up, I mean yeah with the power stone I could probably out bench anyone but that's not the crux of the matter, what's important is my sexy scale how could I let down my future hookups down with such a disappointing body'

'I already applied to U.A and that should be a cakewalk, alright, time to hit the gym.'

Naru had been walking for over 10 minutes before he realized he didn't know where the gym was since Naru had never been there.

"Oh..."

So he did the only reasonable thing everyone in his position would do. Ask for directions? Are you stupid or something, no he blasted into the sky and started flying around at a low altitude scanning the building in search of the gym.

He was at this for quite a while before he heard a voice come from his right side.

"OY! Bastard are you ignoring me!?" The person who the voice belonged to pulled on Naru's shoulder finally grabbing his attention.

He looked over and saw what looked to be a rabbit girl with long white hair with a pair of long bunny ears on top, mocha-colored skin, and piercing red eyes truly a beauty... also she had big ass tits and thighs for days.

She was jumping from the top of the buildings running in a straight line shadowing me.

"Get down here dammit"

He was intrigued so he did.

"What up?" He asked casually

"Do you have any idea how long I've been following you"

"... I'm sorry is that rhetorical cause I'm not good with rhetorical, also no offense but I don't have any money for your services."

She sputters "w-w wh- what are you even implying dumbass?! I came to ask you if you had a license for flying"

"Of course"

She sighs relieved "that's great please show me and I'll send you on your wa-

"It's called being awesome you should try it sometime," he tells her apathetically.

"Sir, either show me your license, or I'll have to arrest you," she said impatiently her temper beginning to rear its ugly head.

"Under what authority," he says looking at her with disdain

"I'm a professional hero!"

His eyes widen comedically and he shows severe emotion for the first time, she smiles thinking he's scared, "you're a hero? I was under the impression you were a hooker!"

Before he could even finish his sentence he was kicked off the building by Miruko.

"Ah shit, this is why I stick to villain fights, I'm not cut out for this civil duty bullshit, I hope he's ok"

'Dammit Rumi way to fuck up, you're so close to being in the top 10, if this gets out this will be some horrible publicity. Wait the kid can fly he'll be ok and if I tell him I'll let him off with a warning for flying without a license he won't rat me out, genius Rumi'

"AAHHHH!! I'M NEVER GOING TO FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS!"

(A/N: make this make sense)

Naru screamed out to the heaven's only half-joking he really was in a lot of pain, one of his legs was broken. The fall in reality wasn't enough to damage his power stone-enhanced body but he smashed up his own left leg to make it seem like he was damaged by the fall.

'How I love extortion'

"AHHH!"

"SHIT! Hey kid do you need some help?" Miruko was panicking, she didn't know what to do and despite the area, they were in being extremely vacant people were starting to come out of shops to check the situation out.

"Kid shut up for a moment, I'll take you to the hospital."

"Oh I don't know, what if you try and silence me, I can see it now Pro hero murders young U.A hopeful to protect her career. I can only imagine all the headlines ... and wouldn't that be a shame." Naru gave her a look.

"Are you trying to blackmail me? It won't wor-

"AAAHHHH MY LEG SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME AAAHHH-

"ALRIGHT, alright calm the fuck down what do you want money, a recommendation letter?" she asks desperately trying to keep the situation under control.

Naru makes a mock offended look "are you trying to imply an aspiring hero, and one as noble as myself would ever choose to extort someone for their own personal gain. The gall, I would never... well I guess if you're offering I kind of need to get out of my dingy orphanage, so if you know anyone kind enough to take in a poor hurt soul..." He bats his eyes at her.

"I'm not adopting you are you insane, I don't have time, I'm a professional hero for God's sake!"

"Come on I'm not asking you to be a parent just sign the papers and let me move in with you, I'm tired of orphanages and their rules, ugh gross."

"No."

"Do it, come on this could get you great publicity, Pro Hero Miruko adopts a talented hero candidate."

"I guess that would be ni- wait you know who I am"

"No shit, now will you adopt me or not?"

"I can't"

"I see" he inhales deeply ready to scream again before Miruko quickly cover his mouth

"Fine I'll adopt you now will you shut up!" She says looking around frantically at the weird looks she was getting.

"Whatever you say mommy-o"

She blushed before adopting a fierce look "if you call me that again I'll break your other leg. Now let's go I'll take you to the hospital"

"No, hospitals be wack yo!"

"So then what!?"

"I thought you'd never ask," he tells her before levitating his body gently in front of her wrapping his arms around her like he's sheltering her from the world.

"W-What a-are you doin-g" she's caught off guard usually she'd have a snarky remark or just kick the guy in the balls but she had suffered a lot mentally so she was disoriented.

He looked at her with a kind look before completely blasting off at supersonic speed scaring the shit out of Miruko who screamed out and was basically a ragdoll in Naru's arms.

"We're going to the orphanage of course!" He tells her with an excited look as if he didn't know the torture he was putting her through.

He was there in under 2 minutes. Miruko was dry heaving with her hair a mess, while Naru's looked as pristine as ever except for his mangled left leg or whatever.

"Hello this lady here would like to adopt may I please have the adoption papers"

"... Naru did you kidnap someone?"

"Of course, not... adoption papers please."

"... Seems legit, please wait a moment"

As they did, they waited in awkward silence for a moment until it was finally broken by Miruko "after this I'm taking you back to U.A so recovery girl can heal you."

"Huh? Nah I could totally just heal on my own in like a day or two"

"Then why were you making such a big deal of it, I know for a fact it couldn't have hurt that much if you're fine right now"

"Because-" he was interrupted by the orphanage caretaker.

"Here is the paperwork, normally CPS would do monthly checkups until you were deemed ready, but I think we can make an exception for such a great and up and coming hero" she winked at Miruko

"How do you sleep at night you morally corrupt bit-"

For the second time today, Miruko used her hand to cover Naru's mouth to force him to shut up.

"Thank you we're very grateful," Miruko says with a frustrated expression

What followed was a very tedious two-hour signing process. By the time they were done they both looked like zombies.

"Here," Miruko says throwing a key and then a slip of paper at Naru. "There's my apartment and the key to it, there's a spare room with nothing in it that'll be yours."

"I don't care what you do so long as you're home by 10 pm which is when I come back from patrol at the earliest."

"Be there by then until I make a spare key, then you can do whatever."

"Whatever you say mommy-o"

Miruko's face turns serious from nonchalant "let me make one this clear to you, brat, I'm only taking you in because you're forcing my hand and because you'll be a U.A student, you could be legally emancipated when you have your provisional license and that's what you'll do, I'll only shelter you for about a year before you scram, understood?"

"Sure-"

She gets all close and personal "And another thing, if you ever do anything illegal or villainous I'll break you to pieces and send you to the slammer myself, to hell with the consequences."

Naru was starting to get nervous, not because of the threats obviously, but because this was closest he's ever been to a woman and she smelled really good.

He started panicking and he did what any would do in his situation. He raised his right hand and slammed it onto her head like a hammer. Coupled with his enhanced strength, though he held back, this was a pretty strong hit.

She instantly crumples, probably from a concussion, and Naru blasts into the sky running away.

It isn't until a minute later that he starts to get concerned so he cycles back only to find Miruko running around screaming out his name with an infuriated look, finally reassured he turns back around and starts searching for her apartment, he does the sensible thing and asks someone for directions this time