God-Level Hero

Tác giả: Big Ashtray

Chương 1: Prequel: There's No Justice

Biên tập viên: Atlas Studios

Just before the new year, Da Fei was fired from his job over a mistake he made. Even if he did not make any significant contribution, he worked hard! Would he still get his year-end bonus!? Da Fei was furious!

Forget it. Although many places were recruiting high-paying workers before the new year, one deserved a few days of rest no matter how poor they were. He would wait till after the new year to look for a job.

Da Fei was depressed and did not want to see anyone. Hence, he played games. It was said that there would be an awesome game to be released at the end of the year, named "Underlords". It would be a good way to pass time and vent some anger.

Load the game, plot transition, Kingdom of Alesia, Kingdom of Enkidu, Tekken Empire, Indestructible Emperor. Annoying. I'm here to kill!

Choose occupation: Warrior. Name: Kill the Bastard!

—System Message: Sorry, Please use civilized language.

Kill the Buster!

Beginner's Village

With a 1-2 attack novice dagger, Da Fei could not wait to leave the village to kill rabbits. There were a few rabbits but many people.

Da Fei got impatient and killed every rabbit in sight.

—"Hey, damn you. Why did you kill-steal?"

Because you're nothing! Da Fei continued to kill all the rabbits and got scolded by many.

—"F**k, if it's not because those under Level 10 cannot be PK, I'll kill you!"

Damn. If I'm Level 10, I'll kill you now!

—"You, you, you, why are you like this. So uncivilized!"

—"You piece of crap. You even KS a woman!"

Not happy? Wahahaha, the more unhappy you are, the happier I am!

—Public Channel: "Kill the Buster" is a KS idiot!

—Public Channel: If anyone sees "Kill the Buster", kill him. Let him stay in the Beginner Village forever.

Wahahaha, you plan too far ahead. I only care about irritating all of you now!

At this moment, there was an uproar. "A Level 3 Rabbit King Boss has spawned!"

Da Fei saw a huge rabbit spawn not far from where he was! Great, it feels good to kill something substantial. Kill! Hundreds of players nearby approached the Boss to kill it.

Da Fei slashed his dagger to his left, -6! Great. To his right, -7! Fantastic. There was so much blood from the Boss, it felt great!

Although it was a higher level Boss, under the attack of hundreds of players, it took less than 3 seconds for it to die!

Rubbish! I didn't even attack three times. What difference is it from an ordinary rabbit!

—"Boss drop!!!"

What did it drop? Dagger? Snatch! Snatch! Snatch, snatch, snatch!!! Shit, someone got it!

—System Message: You received an ornament "Lucky Four-leaved Clover"

Yay! There are so many people, yet I got something. I should go buy the lottery or something! Ornament? What is it?

—Lucky Four-leaved Clover: Only the luckiest people in the world can get a Lucky Four-leaved Clover. Increases Critical Hit by 4%, Increases immunity against negative status.

Looks good. Did it really come from a Level 3 Boss?

At this moment, one player exclaimed. "I got a Rabbit King Dagger, 3-6 Attack, Critical Hit +1%. Hahaha!"

Several players expressed envy, jealousy, and hate. "Damn, why are you so lucky?"

Pui! What's there to be happy about! See what I'll do!

Da Fei pasted the attributes of the Lucky Four-leaved Clover, then added one word. "Haha!"

The public channel exploded!

—"Damn!!!"

—"F**k, is there justice?! Such a high-grade item got snatched by a piece of trash!?"

—"F**king piece of trash, asshole!"

Wahahaha, there's no justice! No justice at all! Why does nothing good ever happen to me in the company? Once in the game, I got something good like this! Wahahaha, piss you off. Piss all of you off! Fantastic! Hahaha!

Da Fei posted the attributes of the four-leaved clover non-stop on the public channel and continued to KS rabbits.

The public channel scolded him all afternoon. Da Fei reached Level 3 by kill-stealing the monsters. Ten attribute points were given for every level. Warriors required a lot of strength. At the same time, the power of his KS example had driven a large number of new players to follow suit, and it had become the norm.

He felt a sense of accomplishment. Haha.

Level 3 rabbits no longer garnered enough EXP. So, he went to the forest to kill giant caterpillars, making steady progress.

Eh? Why are these few idiots following me? Follow, follow. Da Fei approached a giant caterpillar, and the other players quickly killed it.

Oh, they're here to take revenge. Childish! This game doesn't matter to me at all. Even if my account is deleted, it's nothing. You think you are able to piss me off? Sure, sure, sure. Whatever!

At this moment, Da Fei saw a beautiful mage killing bugs in front. Beauty? Da Fei hated them the most!

Women, other than eating, drinking, and playing all day long, what else can you do? Do you know how hard men work outside? You only know how to play. I'll make it so you can't play!

Da Fei dashed forward and launched a Critical Hit attack! Killed in a second! Hahaha! Four-leaved clover indeed!

This beauty, Ye Qinghan, looked at Da Fei's name and frowned helplessly. Da Fei was famous now. It was hard not to know who he was!

Not wanting to provoke him, the beauty went deep into the forest. Da Fei followed her, elated.

When he saw her killing monsters, he said to the people around him, "Go!"

The other players scolded. "Go my foot!"

Da Fei humphed and went ahead to KS.

The few players rushed over and explained. "Beauty, we are not in the same group as this idiot. We're just KS-ing for revenge…"

"Beauty, let's form a team. This idiot won't stand a chance, then!"

The beauty nodded helplessly. "Alright."

The few players gave Da Fei the middle finger. Da Fei rebutted by raising all his fingers! Everyone scolded him again!

Go on, go on and scold me!

Right in front of them, Da Fei attacked a caterpillar once with his dagger. Come on over and KS. No? He attacked it again. At this moment, the caterpillar bit Da Fei. Da Fei's HP dropped by 1/4. It seemed this caterpillar's attack was quite high. Da Fei attacked it again, and this Level 3 caterpillar died. Although it felt good to kill monsters with all his attributes added to Strength, it was quite painful when he got attacked. It did not seem like there were any potions for him to take.

The players laughed. "Asshole, take your time!"

Da Fei humphed. I'm not killing monsters anymore. I'll play with you now. I'll follow you everywhere you go and piss all of you off.

Hence, Da Fei squatted among the players as they killed monsters. They thought Da Fei had finally given up and was secretly glad. Then, they chatted up with the beauty.

A thief named "Random Dance" said, "Beauty, add me as a friend?"

Ye Qinghan was stunned.

Da Fei: "You?"

Everyone glared at Da Fei.

Ye Qinghan had no intention to add him. But, because of what Da Fei said, she nodded. "Okay."

Everyone was elated. "I'm Eternal Silence, add me!" "I'm Bow on Arrow" "I'm Wind in Dreams" "I'm May Fly".

"I'm Kill the Buster!"

"Damn you! Stupid piece of trash, get lost!"

Random Dance: "Beauty, our team is fully-equipped. Let's go kill the Level 5 wolves."

Da Fei: "Okay!"

"Damn you! Stupid piece of trash, get lost!"

Ye Qinghan nodded. "Okay!"

Everyone advanced further into the forest. Da Fei followed suit.

Random Dance scolded: "You're so shameless!"

Eternal Silence: "Forget it. Don't waste your breath on him."

In the wolf area, the archer led the monster, the warrior held the monster, the Thief and the Mage killed the monster, Healer healed. All was good. The only disharmony was Da Fei squatting beside Ye Qinghan.

Da Fei was bored and initiated a topic. "Are you eighteen?"

Ye Qinghan frowned and ignored him.

Da Fei lectured: "A grown-up playing games, is that right?"

Random Dance scolded: "Stupid piece of trash. Aren't you playing as well?!"

Wind in Dreams: "What has it got to do with you?!"

Da Fei: "It's harmful to be obsessed with games."

Eternal Silence scolded: "Drop dead in front of the computer!"

Da Fei: "Nine out of ten people get hemorrhoids!"

Random Dance scolded: "Beauty doesn't have hemorrhoids!"

Da Fei: "Gays don't have hemorrhoids."

Ye Qinghan's face turned red as she said angrily, "Ignore him!"

"Humph!" Everyone continued killing wolves, and Da Fei continued talking rubbish. Everyone gritted their teeth and swore to kill him every time they saw him!

After a while, a huge wolf appeared. Level 8 Wolf King! Everyone's heart raced. When they saw its overwhelming level, they could not help but hesitate.

Da Fei said sarcastically, "You can't defeat it."

Everyone scolded: "What has it got to do with you?!"

Da Fei: "I'll help."

Eternal Silence sneered. "You're only Level 3. It's impossible for you to surpass our entire team. According to the damage dealt, you won't get the drop item."

Da Fei: "But you can't defeat it."

Everyone: "F**k!"

At the start of the fight, the warriors had standby potions as they launched attacks. In no time, the Boss lost half its HP. It seemed there was no way for him to deal significant damage. It did not feel good to attack across levels. Da Fei gave up. It was not worth it.

Everyone laughed. "Where's the help you promised?"

"Taking a break."

"Trash!"

With one-quarter HP left, the Boss howled and its body turned red and expanded. It went berserk! Its attack speed increased. Warrior May Fly's HP went up and down like a roller coaster.

Da Fei cheered on from the side. "Come on! Come on!"

Everyone knew clearly who he was cheering for. As the healer, Wind in Dreams healed furiously! The others attacked fiercely. The difference in level was too big, after all. Wind in Dreams could not fill up the warrior's HP bar, it seemed they were going to lose the battle.

Dali: "I've had enough rest. I'll come help!" He jumped up.

Awuu! Warrior May Fly died!

Everyone scolded: "Stupid piece of trash! Even if we can't defeat it, we don't need your help!"

Ye Qinghan gritted her teeth. "Let's give up. Don't let him take advantage!" Everyone gave up attacking and left the Wolf King to attack.

Da Fei ridiculed. "As a player, why would you play if you don't have any sportsmanship?" With the current situation, it was impossible for Level 3 Da Fei to defeat it. It didn't matter, anyway. Da Fei just wanted to piss them off for fun.

The team was defeated. At this moment, the Wolf King Boss' body suddenly shrunk. Its body's color turned into gray-black again. After a short rage, it showed its weak form. Its attack speed dropped sharply.

Da Fei was caught between laughter and tears. He attacked furiously and killed it.

—System Message: You received Wolf Fang Club.

—System Message: You received Wolfskin Armor.

Wolf Fang Club: Attack: 20-25, Strength: +10.

Wolfskin Armor: Defense: 100, Vitality: +10.

This, sigh. There was really no justice. There was nothing left to say. He continued to show off its attributes on the public channel. Hahaha.