From Pirates to the Simulation of All Worlds

"I don't like how they drip-feed us information when it's so easy to put it in plain English. Enjoy, y'all."

"My treasure? If you want it, I'll give it to you. Go find it! I've put everything in the world there!" The Pirate King, who had advertised to the whole world, had just died, heralding the advent of the Great Pirate Era. The lumberjack on Red Leaf Island looked at the newspaper...