Fate/Undying [Dropped]

Eurystheus was a great warrior and a great king. He was feared across many battlefields, enemies would quake in their armor at the sight of Eurystheus the Undying. But even with all his accomplishments and achievements, it would never help him with dealing with what he is seeing.

"MASHU, MASHU, MASHU. LOOK I FINALLY GOT HIM. IT ONLY TOOK 870 SQ." A little orange-haired chibi said while shaking an eggplant up and down.

"Hai, Hai, senpai. But weren't you saving up that SQ for Caster Gilgamesh"

"WHY WOULD I NEED A USELESS CASTER WHEN I HAVE A SERVANT THAT CAN'T DIE." This started a back and forth argument between the Demon chibi named Gudako and the adorable eggplant Mashu.

All Eurystheus could do was be done with this bullsh#t.

"You know what, I'm done with this. Between getting chased by a crazy loved stuck woman who had her finance killed to try to get with me, I would rather deal with that than you lot." Eurystheus was in mid-motion of stabbing his spear into his stomach when a set of hands gripped his arms.

"What do you think you're doing, I still have to get max ascension with you and have a max affection stat." All of a sudden Eurytheus was dropped to the ground and started to be dragged away.

"I f#cking hate my luck"

"Welcome to the lancer club boyo."

I do not own type-moon, those rights belong to Kinoko Nasu and Takashi Takeuchi. All I own is Eurytheus.