Chương 23: Devil Issei
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Well, it happened. After Koneko stalked the pervert for a few days.
Raynare. AKA Amano Yumma, AKA Bitch with Crow Wings. Asked him out on a date. And of course, being the moron he is, he accepts.
I mean he should be smarter than that. A beautiful girl comes up to him, who is a loser. There's no other way to say it and asked him out on a date.
Cool....
He has no idea who she is. He has never seen her before. He doesn't even expect that it's some sort of prank or trap.
Frankly, he deserved to die. I don't mean about him being a Pervert. I mean about his stupidity.
Not just him but people without self-preservation skills in general. I mean that's like walking in gang territory at night alone and after that, you are wondering why you are bleeding to death and what you did to deserve it.
(A/N This is my honest opinion currently. I have a healthy dose of paranoia. I really don't trust anything or anyone. Except for people that I can count on one hand that have stuck with me for years)
So he goes on a date. I feel a bit bad because he really tried to make the date work. Which totally conflicts with his overall personality and thoughts.
So the first girl he opened his heart to. Literally stabbed him in the gut. No wonder he got traumatized.
But what bothers me that he wasn't traumatized enough to stop for a second before chasing after another pair of boobs.
Like you had a traumatic near-death experience. And learned absolutely nothing from it.
TrenchCoat Fallen attacked him yesterday. Rias probably healed him this morning. While being naked of course. Because Devil Logic.
In all the years that they have been alive as a race. Devil's still haven't figured out other good healing methods except for Pheonix Tears.
Now Rias wants me to go and get him. Since I'm in the same class as him.
I sigh out and go. Even I can't really complain. It's completely logical for me to go and get him.
"Yo pervert, Rias Gremory is asking for you." I say as lazily as possible, showing that I'm not happy about this
"Haaa! How do you know Rias-Senpai pretty boy!" He points his finger at me
I slap his head, making him hit his desk.
"Look I don't give a shit about what she wants with you. She asked for you and I'm delivering you to her. Whether you will be conscious or not is going to be up to you"
I say this mostly to stop any stupid BL Doujins. And if I do see some. I'm killing that student. I don't give a damn.
"Conscious, please! That way I get to see Rias Senpais' glorious Oppai!" I raised his hand up in the air and yelled out
Ughh. I can feel my brain cells committing suicide just by being in his presence
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We arrive in the ORC. Issei was looking around. I can't blame him for that. he was just an ordinary human a few days ago. Now he steps in an old building. Only to find it luxuriously decorated on the inside
When we arrive in the Lobby Koneko was already there munching on sweets.
"T-That's Toujou Koneko-chan" Issei blurs out.
Koneko turned to him with a slight glare for calling her -chan.
Sigh of course this pervert knew about her.
"Ahh. Good Evening" Issei says awkwardly. Koneko stops the glare, gives a slight nod and returns to her sweets. Then the pervert starts daydreaming about her.
Man, I'm glad I forgot most of the useless things related to him. Well, I didn't forget. I didn't want any unnecessary memories in my head so I erased them.
Issei suddenly turned to the right. He finally noticed the shower. Where Rias was doing her stupid tactic.
Well except it's extremely effective on the type of people like this moron. He was practically drooling while looking at the shower. Even though he saw Rias naked this morning.
Sigh. He is an embarrassment to all Men across the globe.
"Buchou. I brought your clothes"
"Thanks, Akeno" Rias says from the shower
"RIAS-SENPAI?! I knew it! What a fantastic clubroom this is!!" Issei started going to La-La-Boob Land.
I need alcohol. And lots of it if I want to remain sane after tonight.
"What a creepy face" Koneko's soft voice broke Issei out of it.
I go sit down on the sofa opposite of the one Koneko was siting on. Just in time for Akeno to Arrive
"Ara, Ara, Ara, Uf-Uf-Uf" She giggled slightly.
Damn, I don't know if she does them on purpose or not. But those verbal tics are very annoying.
Akeno walks right until she is in front of Issei. "You are the new club member,right?"
She proceeded to give him a bow "Pleased to meet you. I am the club's vice president Himejima Akeno." She then rose up and Isseis eyes zoomed in on her boobs as they bounced " Pleased to meat your acquaintance. Uf Uf Uf"
Subtle Akeno. Real Subtle. I have seen Dragons with more subtlty than that.
"Uhh. I-I'm Hyoudou Issei. Nice to meet you too" He scratched the back of his head
He started to daydream about her now. Steam came out of his nose as he fist pumped "What a wonderful Club"
"Sorry for the wait." Rias came out of the shower fully clothed. She was drying her hair. With a towel...
Magic anyone?
"I spent the night at your place so I had to take a shower."
"Uhh. No. I don't mind at all" Issei said awkwardly.
"Well everyone's here now!" Rias said with a smile
...
No we are not.
HAKER BRANDO!!
WHYYY!!
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!
...
"We welcome you to the Occult Research Club.But the Club is nothing more than a facade. Nothing more than a mere hobby." Rias explains
"Huh. What do you mean?" Issei asked. He was very confused about the whole situation. That much was obvious.
"I'll be frank. We are all Devils" Rias says with a straight face
Really. I know this is the only peace that she got by herself. Even if the means were underhanded. But really?
Your just going to lay it on him.
No Supernatural History. No sales pitch like 'haven't you ever thought that something seemed off? An incident or a person that you met on the street'
Actually, that's a good one. Gotta write that one down.
",, That was indeed very frank" Issei said with a small laugh. But he was still acting very respectfully. At least when he was speaking.
"The Black-Winged-man you saw yesterday. That was a Fallen Angel."
Issei's eyes widened
"Once Angels serving God, they have been cast down to the underworld due to their wicked Nature"
Now you start the History Lesson. Right after you delivered the shocking news.
Rias kept explaining but I saw it on Issei's Face. He doesn't have a clue what she is talking about.
You know I take it back. He is too stupid to be shocked about all of this.
I did not bother to listen to this conversation. I continued to create Sword Blueprints in my head. While keeping a small part of my attention on the conversation
Then Rias brought up Amano Yuuma. Issei got defensive. Treating the whole Date and him dying as a bad dream.
Then Rias gives him a foto of himself and Yumma on their date.
Nice. Show the dude evidence that you have been stalking him. And that you knew he was going to die.
She then explained that Yumma wiped her existence out of everyone's mind. Well anyone who actually saw her.
She proceeded to explain Yuuma's mission. Then About Sacred gears. Which the pervert was now trying to awaken.
"Focus Issei" Rias said.
Oh, he is focusing all right.
Just on your panties, instead on his Gear.
After a few seconds he gave up.
"It's okay. We will take it slow" Rias says calmly. Even though that wasn't the case.
We then reveal our wings to him.
Rias explains the Contract System. Tempts him with the dream of becoming a Harem King.
And this is the guy who becomes one of the strongest people in this World. UnBeLievable...
# A/N
Okey a lot of people are getting confused over the Ultimate Class Stuff. Me included.
So this is how i see it. Correct me if you have a better way.
Ultimate Low. Mid. High= Ultimate Low. Satan Low. Satan High.
Since everything in the Ultimate ass varies a lot. Its hard to determine who's where.
I think i fucked up the Power level explanation. I'll fix it.
This is for the Base stats. Boosts like Issei and MC don't count. Like Issei can boost and shoot out q High Class atacks. Doesn't change the fact that he is still Low Class in terms of power.
MC was Ultimate Low. He increased his strength to push Tiamat. Now he is Ultimate Mid. So Satan Class(which doesn't exist).
Correct me if I'm wrong. Im getting confused xD
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