Chương 157: Monica wants to smash

"Monica is ready to enter the dungeon!"

<Monica, you know that's not how you say it.>

I'm sorry Navi. Moni- I'll try to speak normally.

<Good, and you are indeed ready to have your first fight in a dungeon. Just look at how far you've grown.>

Status Monica Lv. 1 clay golem

Mp 100+0+1000

Strength 5+0+0

Constitution 9+0+20

Speed 1+0+3

Magic ability 3+0+0

Skills:

universal humanoid language, universal monster language, dungeon map, mana-powered

Robustness lv.1; reassembling lv.1; punch lv.1; shatter punch lv.1; mana conversion lv.3; mana efficiency lv.6

Yes, I've grown so much. Now I am invincible!

<Don't overinflate your ego now. Having a lot of mp does not directly translate to combat power. Especially for someone like you who needs mp for any movement you make.>

Don't be so mean to me. I'm the strongest now and everyone who says differently is a liar. Especially you, evil witch!

You said that only my hand can open the door and I'm inside while the door is locked. You can't do anything to me, evil witch.

I strew salt along the threshold so no evil can pass through! Even if the door can't stop an evil witch, the salt can!

<Just. You. Wait!>

Now I'm beginning to worry about what's going to happen. Will the salt work?

Stomping sounds begin to echo from the hallway outside. Is that the evil witch? Is she fat that her steps are so loud?

"You little brat! How dare you call me fat! I'll make you regret saying that! My steps are as light as those of a fairy!"

Indeed the heavy stomping has stopped. But the door is still-

Right as I am saying that, the door is kicked down and a furious but gorgeous lady is standing in the doorway.

No, I cannot be deceived by the evil witch's looks. It's a lie! Witches are all old and ugly, my papa told me that.

"You little!"

The evil witch is clearly not liking what she reads in my mind. She takes a step forward crossing my line of salt and I spring my trap. Take that you evil witch! I pull on a rope and the bucket filled with salt is dumped down on her.

The evil witch suddenly spins and her leg shoots up kicking the bucket into the edge of my room. My plan failed!

Or not quite. Some of the salt that was stirred up by all the movement drifts down from the air and lands in her eyes. The evil witch covers her eyes and howls.

Serves you right!

"I'll make your cheeks glow red, little girl!"

The evil witch's eyes are red and I don't like this game anymore. I want to play something different!

"This isn't a game so what makes you think you can stop when you don't like it anymore? You will pay for all you did to me!"

Big sister Navi wouldn't do anything bad like that to poor little Monica, right? Monica is scared. And if you make me cry I'll tell miss angel.

Navi doesn't seem to care about miss angel and I think things are truly bad. She stalks forward with a scary look on her face and grabs me at the nape with one hand.

I'm held up like a kitty and all my struggles are futile. I try to escape as Navi places me on her lap stomach down.

"You wouldn't pull down a child's clothes! Are you a pedophile?"

"Too bad little brat, I don't need to expose your behind to smack that bad attitude out of it!"

Navi's smile is menacing. Her hand rises and descends extremely quickly. Before I fully realized that her hand moved I feel a stinging pain from my behind. But I am wearing a poofy skirt! How?

"I already had to deal with one immature brat in this place before! I learned to control my force to penetrate through cloth and deliver a very nice spanking. Valeria eventually learned and so will you!"

I will not be defeated so easily. I have gone through training with that demon and now I am strong!

Was what I thought at the beginning...

Every time big sister Navi's hand descends, the pain flares up and I want to cry.

"I'm sorry, big sister Navi! I will be a good girl, please no more spanking!"

"You'll be a good girl? Then do tell, what are you going to do after I decide to forgive you?"

"Monica will go and defend the dungeon like big sister Navi taught her. Monica wants to smash some bad guys!"

"Sigh. Don't refer to yourself in the third person and don't use the word smash like that or people will get the wrong idea. Since you seem to show some remorse I will end things here for now. It's time for your first official trip into a dungeon as a member of VR dungeons."

"I will make you proud!"

"You'd better."

Navi places me back on the bed and I hiss as my stinging backside touches the mattress. It hurts! This feels so painful!

My consciousness fades away and the pain subsides. By the time I blink, I'm not lying on the bed anymore and my body has changed.

I raise my hand to look at it and see a crude hand formed of clay. The hand moves as I wish and so does the rest of this-my body.

I look around and see brick walls with some mosaics inlaid at certain places. I'm in a large room where a selection of big clay figures is scattered all over the room. Those things look ugly!