On that note, Tatiana just rolled her eyes and chuckled before we all made our way to the compound, but the funny thing was that everyone who participated was walking funny due to our cramping legs and blistered feet. However, when Kaley offered a piggyback ride, I jumped straight at her back for instant relief but we were met with all sorts of roasts and cheeky insults.
"Now, that's not fair!"
"Walk with us like real men!"
"PUSSY!"
"I thought you're better than that, sir!"
"Ugh… Cringe…"
So, I clapped back at the lonely single dudes who tried to tick me off:
"Oooh~ I'm so sorry~ Because my loving and beautiful wife wanted to carry me, I can't really decline. I guess if you lonely fucks have someone in your life, you'd understand— but you can't carry yourselves with the hand you jack off with, right?"
Though I was met with more insults but I was laughing my ass off:
"YOU— WAY TO RUB IT IN, HUH?!"