Chương 231: Marvel 4
After an entire week, the kind-hearted professor decided that his 'students' had enough training to face someone powered by a nuclear reactor. The Ancient One also came by a few more times but nothing happened, she really just liked our tea and cake.
I just watched Charles make the brilliant decision to blow up a ship full of missiles. Plot armor might have stopped the missiles from detonating but recent observations made me believe that this universe was a lot more 'real' than other universes, so I had to cheat a bit and send the missiles to Asgard.
Odin had a habit of collecting trash and calling it treasures. Maybe he would claim it was a universe-ending bomb or something.
Erik managed to lift the entire submarine with his power, which was impressive for a human but still far behind his future self who easily lifted the Golden Gate Bridge, and decided to be just as smart as his Charles and throw the submarine with a nuclear reactor on the beach. I can definitely see why these two are best friends.
You know how it went from there. Erik puts on the helmet, kills Shaw, Charles being an idiot keeps his senses connected to Shaw and feels the coin go through his skull, and Magneto gives his passionate speech.
While everyone was just standing there, waiting for Magneto to officially become a Terrorist and their enemy, I was wondering why I bothered saving Darwin. From the beginning to the end, he did absolutely nothing, even Mystique was more useful and stopped Azazel from killing Beast.
They all watched in shock as hundreds of missiles were shot at them. Even that human woman, whatever her name was, couldn't understand how she was betrayed by her government but she would still go back to working for them like an NPC.
"Wow, that looks bad." My voice suddenly cut across the beach as I appeared not far away from everyone like I was always there.
"It's you! How did you get here?" Banshee recognized me and voiced out his surprise while the ex-fed pointed her gun at me and Magneto just glanced at me.
Magneto just stretched out his hand and stopped everything just a few meters before impact, turned them around, and sent them back to their sender.
"Erik, you said it yourself, we are the better men." Charles pleaded with his friend to stop but only convinced him further to prove that he was stronger than them.
"Great choice of words, man. I'm sure if you encourage him enough, he will stop eventually." I taunted the professor.
"Erik, listen to me!" he tried to get through to him by shouting and when he finally realized talking wouldn't make him stop, he tackled Erik to the ground.
Or at least he tried. Before he could even make the first step, he slipped on absolutely nothing. Desperate, he tried to get up again but fell on his face again like some goofy comic character. Since I decided to get myself involved with them, I decided to make my official power the power to make anyone and anything slip on anything.
This was a power I randomly created inspired by Touya Mochizuki. It sounded super useless but its efficiency was almost scary.
Everyone just stood there, watching as the telepath struggled to get up and the bombs hit the two fleets in the background. As expected from background characters, they didn't even try to help and just stood there.
*Bang x5*
The agent was still desperately shooting at Magneto despite the fact that the guys who betrayed her were already dead. Charles was in shock, not believing that his best friend just killed thousands and he wasn't able to do anything.
"Hey, sorry to interrupt but I wanted to point out that Azazel here could probably have teleported everyone away before the missiles hit the beach. I didn't want to mention it since I thought these guys deserved it but I wanted to just throw it out there." I broke the silence before the telepath could give some speech about how humans are innocent, even though he should know better than anyone that this was a lie.
This revelation seemed to shock the mutants who were more morally aligned.
"By the way, who are you?" Erik wasn't even faced with the fact that he just killed thousands and was more interested in the newcomer who was clearly also a mutant and seemed to have helped him by subduing Charles.
"Hi, I'm Zerr'on. My power is Slip, or at least that's what I call it" I was still a bit infected from my wife's overcaffeinated personality from a few days ago. She had a stronger influence on me than I anticipated, it was almost borderline mind control. If she says I spend the night on the couch, then I will spend the night on the couch and I wasn't even talking about sleeping.
A wife's powers aside, Magneto continued his speech in front of the burning ships and washed up trash on the beach. The mutants began joining his team one by one until only me and the prototype of the X-men remained.
"Look, I would really want to join you right now and be part of this historical moment but I gotta go. If I don't make it back before dinner, my wife will be nagging me for the next few days. Just call me if you need me or want to do some big thing like kidnapping a president" I said while throwing a card at Magneto which he easily caught.
When he looked up from the card I gave him, I was already gone. Slipped through space to fall back out right before the laid dinner table.
"How was your trip?" the voice of my beautiful wife came from behind me but why did she sound angry?
Chương 232: Marvel 5
I held Laura's back so she wouldn't fall off my lap. She had a content grin on her face as my two dicks filled her up completely.
It's been a few years since she suddenly became angry for no reason and I still had no clue what happened. All I knew that happened the following night was that we did our first gender bender. I knew that it was going to happen eventually but it was different than expected.
We would be together beyond eternity and we would do pretty much anything at least twice. Anyway, that was the last time it happened and we kept having angry sex with her ever since to express my dissatisfaction. However, something told me she enjoyed that more than the switched roles anyway.
I carefully laid her on our bed, making sure that the massive accumulation of energy in her stomach wasn't being disturbed. That's right, kid number one was officially on the way and had already gathered enough energy to destroy a small universe, I wonder what kind of monster it's going to become.
I opened the restaurant like usual, it still wasn't very popular despite easily being world class but that was simply some social manipulation. We didn't want things to become hectic but we still had a few regulars like the ancient baldy and a kleptomaniac speedster.
Pietro was just going around towns stealing stuff when he came across our place. After a quick test taste, he began devouring everything we had at Mach speed, it's just when he tried to leave, the weird-looking lizard sleeping on the counter suddenly transformed into a monster and caught him with ease.
Although he was forced to pay for the things he ate, he came more often after that, still at superspeed but at least he paid, not that we cared too much but it was about principles.
Today we got another new customer, recently our customers have become more well-known members of Marvel.
With a smile on his face, an elderly man with glasses walked into the restaurant and ordered without even looking at the menu.
"First time visiting, isn't it Stan?" I asked the creator of this reality.
"Well, I thought it was time to see what you two have been making here."
His food was done and delivered to him quickly. I had no fear for this man, instead, I had massive respect for him. I couldn't help but think of him like an omnipotent golden retriever, despite his power, he was just happy to be part of things, even if they were basically insignificant.
I honestly couldn't think of any other omnipotent being who would be willing to be a mailman or security just to meet his favorite people.
"Excelsior! This thing is by far the best thing I have ever eaten. By the way, don't you have to get going, today is the big day"
"That's good to hear, and no. I made some arrangements for the things to come to me this time, hope you don't mind"
"Oh, no. This universe was about to meet a tragic end anyway, you can do as you please"
"That's good to hear, although I don't know what you mean by that, I never bothered looking into the future"
"Well, I am no longer good with surprises, I'm just too old for this shit" he low-key cursed and I didn't question how a timeless being was getting too old.
"Anyway, I will be moving in next door, so we're going to be neighbors from now. Maybe you can bring over some of your delicious food as a welcoming gift." He shamelessly requested.
That he moved in next door was a surprise but welcome nonetheless, the number of interesting people around me just kept on increasing.
Somewhere on the other side of the country, a certain small, hairy man woke up next to a naked woman. With a quick look out of the window, he confirmed that it worked.
Wolverine didn't know what the time ratio between the past and the future was but he decided to hurry up anyway. After beating the goons and taking their car, he went off to find the professor.
What he didn't know was that shortly after he left, a rift in time opened in the room he woke up in, and two Sentinels emerged, ready to kill every mutant and human carrying the x-gene.
"What? Don't look at me like that. The plot has so many holes already anyway, I mean, since when can Shadowcat phase through time or Wolverine's healing factor extended to his mind? Compared to that, a time rift created by the timestream bending and crashing against each other to connect the two points in time makes much more sense." I tried to defend myself against Niddhogs judging eyes.
Who cared about how many people would die, what I cared about was getting two super cool and advanced robots. Some Mysterium here, a stolen Destroyer armor there and I will have two real Sentinels working in my place.
As I mentioned a long time ago, I am not a mecha fan but somehow I loved the Sentinels from the deleted timeline.
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A/N- I said this was going to happen from very early on. Anyone who can't handle the thought of him getting fucked is wrong here.
Also, anyone got an idea why this universe is going to ruin very soon? I would like to hear your guesses.
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