Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstader both made their way up the stairs of their apartment in frustration.
As doctors of theoretical physics and experimental physics, the two originally had enough confidence in their IQs. To allow humans to have more high-IQ offspring, the two of them went to a sperm bank for high-IQ people to donate sperm, but they were filling in the sperm. The watch hesitated for a moment.
"This is genetic fraud!"
Sheldon lost his confidence in an instant when he thought of his sister, who was still working as a restaurant waiter.
Back at the apartment, Leonard was about to take the key to open the door, but found that the door to the neighbor's house opposite was open, and a hot blonde was sorting things inside.
"New neighbor?"
Leonard's eyes widened.
Sheldon shrugged: "Obviously."
"It's a significant improvement from the last one..."
Looking at the beautiful woman in the room wearing hot pants and a T-shirt, with a bulging front and back. Leonard's male hormones are secreted immediately.
"Hi! I'm Leonard, this is Sheldon, we're your neighbors..."
Sheldon didn't feel anything. For him, women were not as good as "Star Wars" and The Flash. charming.
"Hi! I'm Penny, I just moved in..." The
beauty greeted generously and commented on her new neighbor in her heart.
"...Looks like those nerds with social phobia, it's safe..."
Just then, the apartment door on the opposite side opened, and a boy came out.
The boy wears the oily hair that business elites often have; his facial lines are neat and clean, and his body is standard. Most importantly, he wears a three-piece British handmade suit. He seems to know that the price is not cheap. The apartment was a little out of place.
Penny stared at the boy in surprise, feeling that she was about to orgasm...
I saw the boy say with some doubts: "Sheldon, Leonard, you are not going to donate..."
" Ah~~~" Leonard suddenly said, "Martin, why haven't you left yet? Isn't there a court session today?"
"Didn't I just go?" Staring at Penny, who was drooling, she realized and shook her head amusingly.
"Our new neighbor? Hello, I'm Martin Scott..."
Petunia took a long time to respond; her smile instantly brightened; she reached out to hold the boy's hand and shook it while touching it. The appearance of a nympho: "Hello... I'm Penny..."
Seeing this situation, Leonard became a little lost and whispered to Sheldon: "And these guys live together, we may never find
a girlfriend..." Sheldon said, "Although I don't agree with the humanities of law, only from biology From an academic point of view, it is indeed easier for Martin to obtain the right to mate than us..."
After a few polite greetings, Martin looked at the Jaeger-LeCoultre tourbillon watch on his wrist and said apologetically: "I'm sorry Penny, I have a case to go to court today and I have to leave immediately..."
"The court?" Penny didn't respond for a while: "Are you a lawyer?"
"Just graduated...," Martin explained humbly, and then looked at Penny's hands that were about to touch her chest with some embarrassment.
"Ah? Oh oh~~~"
Only then did Penny realize that her actions were going too far, and she quickly pulled back her hands and looked reserved.
"Sorry." Martin adjusted his collar and said with a smile, "Leonard, Sheldon, I'll go first."
After speaking, Martin turned around and hurried downstairs.
Penny calmed down a little bit of her excitement after seeing the handsome guy, turned to Leonard and Sheldon, and asked, "Is he your roommate?"
Leonard nodded disappointedly.
"He's a lawyer...how can he live here? Or share a lease?"
In the United States, lawyers are a high-paying profession. Even a newly graduated paralegal has an annual salary of $180,000, and there are two more a year. The increase of ten thousand dollars, let alone a licensed lawyer.
With such a salary, it is enough to rent a high-end apartment in the city center. Why live in an apartment with a broken elevator?
Leonard is still immersed in the loss of being robbed of the limelight, but Sheldon, who is on the side, explained straightforwardly: "Martin said he works 80 hours a week, it makes no difference to him where he lives, and he wants us to These natural science doctors gave him some scientific edification..."
"Doctor?" Penny grasped the point sensitively: "You...are doctors?
" On the proud side, Leonard's broken self-esteem finally healed a little.
"I'm a Ph.D. in experimental physics from Princeton, and Sheldon is a Ph.D. in philosophy and theoretical physics..."
"I have two more sciences and an M.A...." Sheldon interjected: "I hope your introduction can be more comprehensive..."
Penny, who just graduated from high school, was almost stupid when she heard this, and looked at the two in front of her with a look of disbelief, as if she had seen a scientific monster.
After a while, Penny pointed to the empty hallway: "What about...Martin?"
"Harvard Juris Doctor, authentic JSD, that's one of the reasons why he can share with us. "..."
Sheldon explained solemnly: "Although I don't think the humanities of law are of great significance to the progress of human science and technology, it is the basis for building a modern civilized society. It's barely worthy of..."
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On the other hand, Martin Scott from The Apartment Door walked out onto the street, looked left and right, then put his index finger and thumb in his mouth and gave a loud whistle.
In New York, this trick is a must-learn life skill.
Soon, a yellow taxi stopped in front of Martin.
Martin got into the taxi, casually said "District Court", then looked out the window of the car, thinking about the new neighbor who was pretty and sexy just now.
"Is this... the beginning of the plot?"
Since being reborn here twenty-three years ago, Martin has discovered many things that are different from real life.
When I was a child, my neighbor's last name was Cooper, and there was a super genius named Sheldon... The
in the first year of high school, a female classmate named Juno gave birth to a child, and a chemistry teacher named Walter White...
Where is this reality? It is a comprehensive plane of American TV series and Hollywood movies!
The discovery left Martin frustrated and nervous.
Frustrated, he doesn't seem to be able to go back. The house he just bought still has 28 years of mortgage...
The nervousness is that he seems to be an ordinary person...
After repeated confirmation, I was a little relieved to learn that there was no company called "Stark Industries" or "Umbrella" here.
Anyway, it's not a place where superpowers are overflowing, and you can mix it up.
However, the current situation is somewhat different from the previous life. For example, the four protagonists in "The Big Bang Theory" did not attend Caltech but went to Columbia University in New York to do physics research, which made Martin always worry that Penny, who yearns for Hollywood, will not. It will just disappear.
Now that I see Penny moving in next door, I am completely relieved.
Thinking of the lively plot in the apartment in the future, the corners of Martin's mouth could not help but twitch slightly.
"Sir, the district court
is here." The taxi driver glanced enviously at the young man in the suit and leather shoes in the back seat, who was looking out the window in a daze.
Martin reacted, took out his wallet and handed a fifty-dollar note to the driver, then opened the door with his briefcase and got out of the car.
Walking to the gate of the courthouse, Martin saw a handsome middle-aged man who was equally well-dressed, standing there, looking at him seriously.
"Scott! As a new lawyer, you shouldn't be later than the senior partner of the law firm..."
Before Martin approached, the middle-aged man asked.
Martin waved the Jaeger-LeCoultre on his wrist at the middle-aged man: "At 8:21, there are still nine minutes before the agreed time."
"Arriving ten minutes earlier is the professional attitude of a lawyer." The middle-aged man replied dissatisfiedly. Hit a sentence.
"You are my supervisor, you have the final say."
Martin spread his hands and walked into courtside by side with the middle-aged man.