Chương 2: Guide To The Multiverse
Tomoya snickered under his breath. "Ahem… Sure, very pure…"
"Why does it sound as if you are still making fun of me!?" Aqua pouted. She did not know why this man was being so mean to her! She was very pure!
"And you and Kazuma never did anything in that shed?" Tomoya asked with a knowing grin. But all he got back was a confused stare from Aqua.
"Kazuma? Sorry, does not ring a bell." Aqua thought long and hard, but she never heard of any Kazuma. "Plus, I haven't left this place since I was sent here a few thousand years ago. Anyway, enough of this. It is good to know you know who I am. It saves me time. I am here to send you on your new adventure. What are you doing?"
Aqua looked down at Tomoya, who was currently lifting her skirt. But sadly for him…. "Why can't I see anything!?"
"Did you think I would just let anyone look!? My skirt blocks everyone from being able to see inside!" Aqua stated proudly. She did not seem offended at all by the fact that Tomoya lifted her skirt up. After all, no one could see anything anyway!
"So what happens if I tou… Ouch!" Tomoya cried as he stumbled back a few steps. He rubbed his head while pursing his lips. "I was just asking!"
"Don't ask!" Aqua huffed. "Anyway…. Can we get on with this? There are more people waiting, you know."
"Alight, go ahead." Tomoya went back to his seat and sat down. He was a bit disappointed that he didn't get to see anything. He wondered if she went around commando with such a skirt.
"I can hear your thoughts! And no, I do not do that kind of stuff! I wear proper panties!" Aqua yelled out. Feeling very annoyed, Aqua waved her hand, making a book appear out of thin air.
"This is?" Tomoya wrinkled his brow. "Guide To The Multiverse?"
"Yes, that is right. You see. You have wasted the past ten years of your life after that childhood friend of yours dumped you. And because you were so heartbroken, you spent ten years sitting in your room jerking off to hentai and praising the fantasy worlds and the girls who live there. But did you know? Each time a new story is created, a new universe is created. In these universes, there is a world with the exact storyline as the one you are reading. But what sets these worlds apart from the worlds in the story is, like the story, they all come to an end. But they do not end end. They will get reset, and the characters of that world and everything they lived through will be forced to go through it all again.
"Tragedy, good times, bad times, they have to live through it all over and over again. The pain, the love. All of it." Aqua explained. "Your task is to go to these worlds and break this cycle so that they can continue on even if they reach the end of their stories."
"That is all well and good and whatnot, but….. I have a very important question I must ask." Tomoya had been so busy talking to Aqua that he had no idea why he was here in the first place.
"And that question is?" Aqua was about to explode. She tapped the ground with her foot in annoyance.
"Am I dead? I mean…. You're a goddess, and I am supposed to be alive, so the only reason I could be here is if I am dead…." Tomoya asked while scratching his head. He was very confused.
"Isn't it obvious!? You got hit by a Mamazon truck! It made a huge mess. Your brains went BlaH! And your body went WHEEEEE! And then you splatted all over the pavement." Aqua made all kinds of gestures and really worked on the sound effects as she explained things.
Tomoya felt like the sound effects and gestures were unnecessary but decided not to say anything. "And my parents?"
"Ah, don't worry. As soon as you died, I sent someone who had no parents but a good head on their shoulder to replace you. You will still be in that world, but someone else will live your life. By the way, ten years already passed on your world. Your body is married to a model, and you even have six kids with her. You are even making three billion a year. Your parents are living a life of leisure." Aqua replied with a big smile, making Tomoya's expression sink.
"Didn't you just say my brains exploded!?" Tomoya yelled out.
"Huh? Your body died by accident. You were not supposed to go out that day, you know. You were supposed to stay home after you heard you had your card shut off. So, the god of that world did a reset. And I sent him a fresh soul to take over your spot." Aqua explained.
"You stupid goddess!" Tomoya yelled. "You could have just sent me back if you were going to reset it!"
"We did! Like twenty times! But your stupid ass kept running out to get hit by trucks! An ice cream truck. A fire truck! A damn hotdog-shaped truck even hit you once! What kind of affinity do you have with trucks!? The last truck was filled with panties! So the god of that world and myself decided to do something about it! We exchanged souls. I will send you on a quest, and he gets a decent soul who will do good for his world! Huff! Huff!" Aqua wiped the sweat from her brow.
Tomoya sat there in a daze. He did not know what to do! After almost ten minutes, he finally asked. "So these missions or whatever, what are they?"
"Glad you asked!"
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