Compared to the Paradise of the Fire Water Emperor, Lin Fan's Realm was way too feeble and puny. In fact, it was so weak that it couldn't even be compared with a speck of dust.
This was the first time Lin Fan came across such a huge Paradise. If he hadn't seen it with his very eyes, he might have been sold by a trash standard such as that of the Infinite Bat Old Master.
Could that sh*thole of a place even be considered as a Paradise in the face of this? That was practically not even 1/1000th of this at all!
At this moment, there were signs of the Fire Water Emperor's Paradise and Lin Fan's Realm wanting to merge together. In fact, rather than a merge, it should be said that the Paradise of the Fire Water Emperor was leading his Realm into a flourishing state.
As the saying went, 'I'll turn you awesome and carry you with me.'
Alright, there’s quite a few things for me to explain in this chapter.
Firstly, ‘If I die under a skirt, I can still flirt as a ghost.’. This is a phrase that was coined in the olden times where it was used to describe how flirtatious men would find joy if they could die in their final moments with a woman. Even if they were to turn into ghosts, they would still remain with their flirtatious natures.
Next, ‘First, you cry. Secondly, you scream. Thirdly, you go for the noose.’, this is used to describe women who would resort to underhanded emotional blackmails in order to get what they wanted. This was especially the case when the guy would request for a break up. So firstly, she would cry. Next, she would create a fuss and lastly, she would threaten with suicide.
Lastly, the Three Obediences and Four Virtues were a set of moral values for women based on Confucianism. They were used to describe how an ideal wife should behave.
That’s long, whew. Also, I died laughing when Lin Fan hid himself in the Heaven and Earth Smelt before hollering out at the Fire Water Emperor. HAHAHA. Cheers!