Summoning Unlocked!!!

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[Summoning tutorial already completed.]

[Host might be stupid as fuck.]

'What the hell?'

Nick stared at the system in his eyelids, ignoring Miss Curse A Lot.

'What does it mean the tutorial is completed?!'

(He's not even gonna question the stupid part? Also, did he seriously forget that he already summoned a wife? Isn't he supposed to be perpetually horny author san!!!)

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[Core Feature: Shop unlocked.]

[Contents]

<Note: all gachas can give an item or wife of any rank. However, the more expensive gacha has a much better chance of giving higher-ranked items or wives.>

'I have so many options!'

Nick could barely hold in his excitement as he looked at the shop. It had been so long since he had been able to splurge on a gacha, and now he had a golden opportunity to do so!

"Hey, hero. You're just going to do the ultimate gacha, right?"

Nick jumped at her voice, the crass woman he forgot to untie. He should probably do that before he pulls the gacha, huh?

'Well, doing a few pulls first shouldn't hurt!'

Nick told the gacha to do a 10x on the normal gacha. As the gacha began spinning in front of his eyes, the girl began cursing again.

"For fucks sake! Why the fuck would you pull that fucking gacha when you have enough gold for the ultimate gacha, which literally fucking guarantees a high roll!!! FUCK!!!"

'Women just don't understand gacha.' Nick thought to himself as he rolled 10 F-Rank items. He wasn't close to sad yet, though. That's just how the games are. A bunch of shit pulls and then bam!

You get the super duper SSS game-breaking meta unit.

Before he did another 10-pull he looked over to the girl and said, "If I just do the ultimate gacha, I don't get to see the wheel spin though!"

"Fuck the wheel! At least spin the Elite gacha!!! You're going to waste all your gold on bullshit!"

"No, I have good gacha luck!" Nick said as he waved his hand, dismissing her rage and doing another 10 pull.

He got 10 more F-Rank items, which turned out to just be pebbles and shit. But, he knew he was gonna get an SSS-Rank item-

"Your luck is shit you fucking dickhead! You've done 20 summons and all you have is a fucking rock! If you just did the ultimate gacha you'd have some broken fucking sword or something!"

With how mad she had gotten, even yanking against her ties with all of her might, Nick decided it was best to keep her tied up for now. Gacha never hurt him like she was going to.

150 pulls later, 150 pebbles were earned.

'Stupid fucking game! I bet if I went online right now everyone pulled an SSS-Rank!'

"Of course, my first hero is a fucking imbecile idiot.

[Congratulations! Pulled B-Rank item: Demon Spaulder.]

[Demon Spaulder]

'OH SHIT!!! THE PULLS ARE GETTING BETTER!!!'

"Ok, you had your fun. Can you just pull the elite gacha now?"

Nick rubbed his chin, deep in thought. What she said had merit. If he pulled the elite gacha, he would be able to get 8 A-rank or better items. He had currently pulled 180 normal gachas and only got 1 B-rank item amongst a plethora of pebbles.

After he pulled 8 of the elite gacha, he would have enough pulls for 2 rare gacha. In total, that would net him a total of 8 A-rank or better items and 2 C-rank or better items.

Glancing at his new stats, he saw that the sex sells system was multiplicative, meaning his armor's stats weren't added but rather multiplied with his base stats and whatever boost his horny system gave.

[Stats]

[Level: 2]

[CP:20k]

(Now that he unlocked the gacha, he sees these stats.)

[Strength: 20 –> 1,000,000]

[Dexterity: 20 –> 1,000,000]

[Intelligence: 0 –> 999,980]

[Charisma: 0 –> 999,980]

[Stamina: 20 –> 1,000,000]

[Arcane: 20 –> 1,000,000]

[FinalArcane: 400,000,000]

Yeah, if he got 8 more A-rank items, he'd be beyond op.

Even when his horny buff deactivated, his arcane would still be at 8,000 which felt high. At least for just starting out.

Sighing and sad that he knew he shouldn't do any more normal gacha pulls, he decided to do 100 more as a final hurrah.

[99 F-Rank items obtained.]

[8 pebbles obtained]

[24 stones obtained]

[15 sticks obtained]

[21 ovens left on obtained]

[32 author too lazy to name another F-rank item such as Sakura obtained.]

[1 D-rank item obtained.]

[1 drop of pity obtained.]

"FUCK!" Nick yelled so loud that even his new wife kept quiet instead of berating him for his gambling degeneracy.

"What bullshit pity system is this!" He yelled to the gacha system.

"If you would've just pulled the ultimate gacha like I said..." The woman grumbled.

Nick rolled his eyes as he decided to stop the degeneracy and do 200 normal gacha pulls. This time, he would get-

[200 F-rank items obtained.]

FUCK!!!

200 more pulls.

[Congratulations!!! A-rank item obtained!]

[1 Amulet of Hesta obtained.]

<Passive: while worn, this amulet makes it 15 percent more likely that women close to you will only think about pleasuring you.>

'Wow, what an insane item!' He thought as he instantly looked to the captive woman, wondering if there'd be any change.

She was glaring at him as she mumbled, "If you don't just pull the fucking elite gacha, I'm going to bite your dick off."

Yea, it wasn't working yet.

<0x15 is still 0!!!>

'Fuck you.'

Finally learning his lesson, he pulled 3 elite gachas. This caused the woman to let out a soft moan of pleasure, one she quickly hid with an angry huff.

[1 A-rank item obtained.]

[1 Insignia of the Fallen obtained.]

"I have to kill super strong enemies just to get stronger? What kind of A-rank bullshit is this!"

"Just go to a forest and kill some bugs, idiot." The woman interjected.

"Oh," Nick responded as the system flashed in his face again.

[1 S-Rank Item obtained]

[1 Sword of the Conqueror obtained]

<Active: When swung, the sword discharges energy, paralyzing enemies.>

<Passive: For every enemy 3 levels or higher than you this weapon kills, it levels up.>

'A sword that can level up?' Nick thought as he looked at his new member.

Then his system began lighting up so violently it was like a strobe light.

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[Unique item obtained!!!]

'Unique?'

"Holy shit. That's rarer than an SSS-Rank item" The girl sat there in awe, her earlier anger all but forgotten. She felt a stream form from this power before her.

[Requiem of Annihilation required.]

[Loading effects...]

[No effects until level 20.]

Slapping his head in frustration, Nick mumbled, "Of course."

"Ok, you had your fun, so can you untie me now?"

The gacha shop disappeared from his mind, returning him to reality. He realized that he was so close to her they could kiss.

Which would be so hot...

But for now, he just untied her. Which meant he was practically on top of her, already holding her down. Their slow, rhythmic breathing was perfectly balanced. He felt his 3rd member grow with each beat of his heart until it was grazing her thick thigh.

They let out a simultaneous soft moan as Nick's entire mindscape went black with lust.

[Fucking a virgin will level you up to level 20, hehe...]

The system interjected as if it read Nick's mind.

Nick looked at her, his eyes wide as he realized what it meant. Somehow, this goddess before him was a virgin. Like him... And the more he looked at her, he realized she had seen the system's message as well. Just like she had before.

As he stared into her beautiful eyes, a mutual lust formed.

Knowing what they had to do, she looked at him as she bit her lips. Pulling his head down so they could breathe the same air, she turned her head slightly forward as she whispered in his ear, "You're lucky you've got a big cock, dickhead."

(First true smut next ch so give me an irl castle!!! The more expensive, the better!)

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