Chương 28: Chapter 28: Extra Lessons? Two Hours of Dumbledore's Nightmare!
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Dumbledore picked up a Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean and put it in his mouth.
He wanted to use this opportunity to impart some wisdom to Kael.
The next second, his face contorted.
"Oh, Merlin, it's a dung-flavored one!"
"Today is really not my day."
"But it doesn't matter, we can always look forward to the next one."
"Just like in life, you never know how sweet the next one will be."
Swallowing the bean, Dumbledore casually grabbed another.
"Hmm, this one tastes..."
"Alright, seems I'm still out of luck today; it's booger-flavored—kind of salty and sticky."
Kael was utterly stunned...
If these beans were supposed to represent life...
Wow!
First dung, then boogers.
How did this old man muster the courage to live over a hundred years?
"Oh, this one's much better—strawberry flavor, very sweet."
"And I think it's because of the awful choices before that this one seems especially sweet, don't you agree, child?"
"Of course, Professor, I think you're absolutely right..."
"But I do have a question," Kael said, rubbing his chin.
"Go ahead, child. Clearing up confusion for students is the duty of every Hogwarts teacher, even if I'm the Headmaster," Dumbledore replied, feeling quite proud of his performance just now.
Using Bertie Bott's Beans as a metaphor for life.
This was much more effective than giving a dry lecture.
Maybe he should use this kind of teaching method more often...
"My question is..."
"How did you know the first one was dung-flavored?"
"Oh, and also the booger one!"
Dumbledore: "???"
Wait a minute, I've been racking my brain trying to teach you some valuable lessons here...
And those are the two things you focused on?
What was I going to say next...
His train of thought was completely derailed!
[Ding! Confusion detected!]
[Ding! Drawing a treasure chest for the host!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have received a Golden Treasure Chest!]
...
"Alright, I am just joking, Professor. I'm sure you won't mind!"
"Actually, I came here today mainly to admit my mistake."
With the treasure chest in hand, Kael straightened his expression.
"Today, in both Transfiguration and Charms classes, I couldn't control my magic properly..."
"It caused some damage, so..."
"Oh, it's alright," Dumbledore said with a sigh of relief.
He thought something more serious had happened.
"Your Head of House, Snape, has already spoken to me. He will cover the repair costs for the classrooms."
"It's just a matter of losing control of your magic; that's not your fault!"
"Really? So it has nothing to do with me?"
"Of course not. We can't punish students over such trivial matters."
Old Dumbledore smiled and waved his hand.
Then he watched as Kael quickly gathered all the candies and sweets from the table back into his bag.
Finally, he put the bag back into his enchanted, extendable shoulder bag.
"Child, what are you doing?"
"Oh, Professor, I suddenly remembered that eating too many sweets is bad for an older person's teeth, so let's just start the lesson!"
"I'll bring you more next time I make a mistake!" Kael grinned, showing his white teeth.
The smile on Dumbledore's face froze.
Wait, is that how gifts are given?
The matter is settled, and you take back the gifts you brought?
And there's a next time????
[Ding! Frustration detected!]
[Ding! Drawing a treasure chest for the host!]
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have received a Diamond Treasure Chest!]
...
"Alright, today we will talk about the Patronus Charm." After a long pause, Dumbledore finally took a deep breath.
He felt his blood pressure rising and nearly fainted.
"This is a very ancient spell that can ward off many forms of dark magic, including Dementors. The incantation is 'Expecto Patronum!'"
"Only a few wizards can summon a full-bodied Patronus."
"But I think with your talent, this shouldn't be too difficult."
"When casting the Patronus Charm, try to recall moments that made you feel happy and joyful."
...
<Two Hours Later>
Kael left Dumbledore's office.
He felt utterly drained.
Old Dumbledore's lectures were fine, really...
The problem was that out of ten sentences, seven were moral teachings.
Only three were actually useful.
He was putting too much of his own spin on things.
If it weren't for the generous rewards from the treasure chests, Kael would have given up long ago.
In fact, in the office, Dumbledore wasn't in much better shape than Kael.
Exhausted!
Mentally exhausted!
Dumbledore felt like those two hours of teaching...
Were more tiring than his battle with Grindelwald in the valley back in the day...
Oh, that comparison isn't quite right here.
More tiring than his battles with Voldemort, even.
Where did this kid get so many twisted ideas?
For example, when he told Kael that young people should be full of energy and strive in the right direction.
The kid just nodded, with a look of understanding, and replied,
"Indeed, you won't know how comfortable giving up is until you've tried hard."
When he said that Galleons are not everything, that some things can't be bought...
The kid immediately asked, "Professor, could it be because you don't have enough Galleons..."
And he had a point...
He even used Voldemort as an example.
If he had enough Galleons back then, he could have hired all sorts of wizards worldwide to join the fight in Britain.
The Death Eaters? They'd be drowned in spit from the sheer number of wizards.
Dumbledore couldn't think of a way to refute that logic.
Looking back now, it was two hours of pure nightmare!
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