Chương 6: MASTERPIECE
"HEHEHE."
That annoying, laughing voice came from Zirkus.
Right now, he was sitting in front of his desk.
A blank notebook and a fountain pen were on top of the table.
Fortunately, this fantasy world had notebooks and fountain pens already because he couldn't imagine himself using a quill and ink to write on a scroll or something.
[What story did you choose as a lifeline???]
Zirkus smirked at the Status Window floating right in front of his face. "Are you curious, Blob?"
["'Blob?'"]
"Hehehe," he laughed creepily again. "That's the name I came up with for you, Blob."
[No, I don't need a name—]
"FYI, your full name is 'Blobfish.'"
[…]
"Kekeke."
[Hey, you fucking bastard! You named me after the fish that looks like a miserable, pink lump when out of water because it suffered devastating tissue damage due to the rapid depressurization as it was dragged to the surface—]
"Yes, that blobfish," he said, cutting off the nagging System. "Now shut your mouth, Blob. I need to concentrate in order to appease Enzo Fenton or else, this world will end with my death."
[…]
Zirkus smirked when the System suddenly fell silent. "Thank you, Blob," he said, then he picked up the fountain pen. "Now I'll activate my <Nerd for Life Ability> to remember the first three chapters of a certain manga about a blond ninja, then use my <Trash Reporter Skill> to stay up all night turning it into a novel."
[Whatever, Shittyhead.]
Wow.
Did Blob the System just change its stupid pet name for Zirkus from 'Sheepy' (short for 'sheepshead fish') to 'Shittyhead?'
***
ZIRKUS thought he actually had talent in writing fiction.
He originally planned to make a novel out of famous manga about a blond ninja. But his conscience couldn't handle it. So, he just used it as an "inspiration" to create a rip-off— er, a slightly original piece of work.
It's called 'Garuto and the Hidden Soul Village.
Was the story also inspired by a certain orange-haired death reaper?
No comment.
Anyway, he already finished the three chapters that Enzo Fenton demanded.
Now I'm hungry.
It was true that he didn't get tired, hungry, or sleepy while his <Trash Reporter Skill> was in use. However, as soon as he deactivated his skill, the fatigue caught up to him. He fell asleep and when he opened his eyes, it was already noon.
I miss my morning classes.
But he was so hungry when he woke up. So, instead of hurrying up to his afternoon classes, he leisurely went to the school dining hall to have a brunch.
Much to his surprise, the 'Heavenly Trio' was there.
Argh.
Their cheesy title gives me goosebumps.
"But I wonder why they're only having lunch now?" Zirkus whispered to himself. After he pressed the 'steak' on the menu board displayed like a poster on the wall, he then tapped his silver bracelet on the magic device similar to a computer tablet next to it. "It's already an hour past lunch."
"The academy gave the Heavenly Trio a special schedule," the lunch lady, who was busy putting a juicy steak on Zirkus' plate, said. "Whenever the Heavenly Trio is in the dining hall, the students go crazy…" The lunch lady raised her head to look at him, and then she suddenly turned pale as if she had seen a ghost. "I-I apologize, Young Master Huxford! I didn't realize it was you! I'm sorry for running my mouth!"
Zirkus was about to tell the lunch lady that she had nothing to apologize for, but someone talked to him from behind.
"Huxford, are you bullying the lunch ladies now?"
He turned around and saw Nixie Winslet.
"I'm not bullying anyone," Zirkus said, then his gaze went past Nixie Winslet. "Classmate!"
Of course, he was greeting Enzo Fenton who wasn't his friend yet.
Rivo Creswell was standing next to the future villain, but he had no business with the hero so he only greeted his 'Classmate.'
I didn't even notice that the Heavenly Trio was already behind me until Nixie Winslet spoke.
Scary kids.
"Huxford, what do you need from Enzo?" Rivo Creswell asked, standing in front of Enzo Fenton to block him from Zirkus' view. "I thought we already warned you to leave our friend alone?"
Aigoo.
Look at Rivo Creswell and Nixie Winslet protect Enzo Fenton as if the crazy bastard wouldn't end the world in the future "just because."
Enzo Fenton is too good at acting innocent.
And it probably didn't help that Zirkus had the face of a criminal.
"Rivo, Nixie, aren't you being too harsh on me?" Zirkus complained, addressing the hero and the heroine as if they were his close friends. "Didn't I already tell you I just want to be friends with Enzo Fenton?"
Nixie Winslet let out a sigh. "Huxford, if you were us, would you believe your own words?"
Rivo Creswell motioned to his face awkwardly. "And your face isn't really trustworthy, Huxford."
Ouch.
Even so…
"Understandable," Zirkus said while nodding his head. "Have a good day."
Since there was no point arguing with kids who were attacking his face now, he decided to retreat.
"Pfft."
That was the sound Enzo Fenton made when Zirkus walked past him.
Aigoo, look at this scary punk making fun of me.
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