Chương 1: The New Granolah
AN: This is outside my comfort zone, although I wanted to try a crack at a Self-Insert story for a long time. Originally, it was going to be Raditz and maybe Broly, but only a few people like Granolah, and he's one of my favorite characters, so I decided, why not? I have some plans for him, but I will only continue if you guys like this; I will write five chapters, and if it's still not well received, I'll cut it short.
EDIT: I messed up Granolah's age and as such I still hope you all enjoy this story and how I'll expand a bit on Cerealians.
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"Granolah, are you awake!"
A sweet and motherly voice called from beyond a chalk-white door. Inside the room, a young boy with a light skin tone similar to a dull shade of cream sat in his bed, blinking owlishly at the ceiling. The most noticeable feature was the wavy, lush green hair. His right eye was red, while the other was green.
"Umm…Yes, mother."
The boy sounded confused and distant, as if he wasn't there entirely.
"Well, get ready and prepare for breakfast. We'll be visiting the training compound soon."
"Alright!" The young boy, Granolah, expressed with a bit of life in his voice.
After hearing the sound of fleeting footsteps, a tense silence came forward. Granolah shot from his bed and hurried to the bathroom; his steps were full of panic as if fleeing a dangerous storm.
The young boy made it to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. His eyes widened as he slowly brought his hands to his soft face, which still possessed a child-like tenderness.
"I'm…Granolah?"
The kid tilted his head, and his heterochromatic eyes shined, but they eventually shook as a shocking and dreadful revelation filled his thoughts.
"If I'm Granolah, my mother is Muezli, who will…die when the Saiyans come, if I remember that right."
That's right. A poor sod was unfortunately placed or, in current terms, Isekai'd into the body of a young Granolah, an antagonist for Goku and Vegeta about 40 years from now.
That's an extremely long time by human standards, but Granolah was a Cerealian who'll live for another two centuries.
"There's a lot to unpack here, but first, I gotta eat!" Granolah began to brush up, recalling all his knowledge about the world he finds himself in.
He could have been more impressive in his previous life. He was a no-name author who created over five stories, which garnered a few active followers who eagerly awaited him to drop a new chapter.
Other than that, he had no luck in acquiring a decent job, living paycheck to paycheck to make do, you know, the usual stuff for the unlucky. However, one merit he possessed was his tenacity to keep trying.
But does that even apply here?
He was stuck in a future antagonist's body; this, by right, changes the plot, right? The natural history or whatever?
Damn, does that mean Aeos is going to come and snipe this timeline?
Personally, if she does exist and comes here looking for a member of her team, he'll quickly jump at the chance.
She's hot, especially in her original form.
The Supreme Kai Of Time, Chronoa, is more lenient, but she still has to uphold her duties.
"Well, I can just hang around for forty years and then fight Goku and Vegeta…"
No, wait, isn't this cheating if I know what will happen?
Eh, it doesn't matter.
"Knowledge about Cerealians is vague since Granolah is the last of them….can I change that?"
I don't know if I got that in me; I never actually fought in my prior life, nor did I try to find out how badly I could fight. I stuck to my lane.
But…couldn't I be transmigrated into Raditz or something? That way, I could die before shit hits the fan?
Well, I can't complain; Cerealians have a lot of potential, and although they don't have super cool transformations like Saiyans, I can discover more about this world.
Granolah does become some Bounty Hunter, most likely after his mother's death and his race's extinction.
When I left the bathroom, a part of the original Granolah still affected me, compelling me to see his mother, or is it my mother now?
This is quite a predicament.
The bottom floor of the house wasn't anything grand, but it was still a welcome sight, housing several ornaments and even a ceiling fan.
"I still find it funny English is a universal language. What's next, space French?"
"Are you alright, Granolah?"
I blinked, which snapped me out of my stupid musing. I was short, reaching my mother's waist or just above, so I had to look up to meet her…pure beauty.
Jesus, that's my mother now.
There are some lines left uncrossed.
This goes to a few of you weirdos out there.
Anyway, with a shake of my head, I nod fervently, hoping to alleviate the worry in my mother's eyes.
"That's good. You seemed spaced out. Well, as long as you're well, I'm happy!"
Suddenly, she hugged me, which I accepted without struggle. If I can judge from these memories of the original, she seemed to be the hugging type, which made Granolah a sucker for them.
Oh geez, now it's affecting me.
In my previous life, I stopped giving close affection to everyone, which I don't blame myself for; I barely interacted with my family.
They're not good people!
Anyway, you're all here to see me struggle as Granolah and save my people, aren't you?
Well, guess what? I'm just a kid!
Cerealians seemed like good people. No, they were good people. I can gather that much from the vague memories of my past life and Granolah himself.
Even if I find a Hyperbolic Time Chamber, I doubt I can improve. Goku at the Cell Saga even stated that too much training wouldn't amount to anything if you hit your limit.
You can argue that this doesn't apply here, but I doubt Cerealians have the bottomless power Saiyans seem to exude, at least for certain individuals.
But they're still able to handle Saiyans. I think one of the Cerealians fighters was able to destroy the moon.
I'm around the same age as Vegeta and…Broly.
Wait!
Holy shit.
Is Broly on Vampa?
If possible, I'd like to save him.
He's one character I'm going to fuck up the timeline for, I don't care.
"Anyway, like I said before, we're going to military headquarters today; that way, you can learn how to use your right eye properly."
The oh-so-sweet voice of my new mother said. Her voice was sweet honey, and unfortunately, I'm a sucker for such voices.
Damn.
I got to save her somehow.
This reminds me that Bardock is still alive.
Since this is his minus version, he may be more inclined to talk. But is telling him outright that Frieza will destroy the planet a good thing?
He and Gine made valid points that they could escape but would be shot down by some trackers.
Bullshit, just some counter-plot at play.
Although I don't think any Saiyan right now is innocent, I think Gine has some blood on her hands.
Still, I'm just a kid; it would sound ludicrous to Bardock.
Although, Gine could've fit in the pod with Goku.
I mean, Nappa could fit, and he's tall and broad. Gine is a twig compared to him.
Why do I suddenly want to save everyone's mom?
If Gine somehow lives, I don't think Goku would be the one I know and like.
Damn butterfly effects.
…
After eating breakfast—surprisingly, the Cerealian equivalent of pancakes, bacon, eggs, and a cold glass of orange juice—at least I think it was that—Muezli and I began to walk to the Cerealian Military base, which is about a 30-minute walk.
Before the Saiyans invaded, this place was incredibly beautiful. It felt like it was constantly springtime, with beautiful views of crystal clear lakes, a gorgeous sky, and other things. It was as if it was untouched by any life, letting Mother Nature take the reigns.
To think this planet will fall victim to Frieza's army.
I have to remember I'm not the future version of Granolah.
This reminds me, don't Namekians live here?
"I'm an idiot…I can use the Cerealian Dragon Balls to become powerful. After all, It can awaken my potential, which could make me strong enough to fight with…what was that guy's name? Gas? Yeah, supposedly, he lost to Bardock."
If I can find the current guardian of the Dragon Balls, I can get a wish.
I guess I'm fucking up the timeline, huh?
Well, let's get this started!
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AN: I wrote this a while ago, so it may be terrible, but I hope you enjoyed it.
The Space French line is a blooper from "Back In Black," which I highly recommend; it's one of my favorite Dragon Ball stories on here.
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