Chương 88: Launch's little Adventure~
Actually, Tonkotsu usually takes days but with special cooking devices from Bulma made for Chi-Chi to feed Goku, it would only take 5 minutes! Zephyr tapped on the table and his knee bounced quickly.
Whys was always smiling as Rifle looked at him, "Mister, why are you blue?" Whys looked at him, "Because I'm an angel." Rifle was dumbfounded, "What? Last blue person I saw was Baby." Whys thought about it, "A Tuffle? Strange."
Zephyr waved, "Some trash that got his race annihilated by the Saiyans came for revenge and then got turned to ashes. I don't really know what he was thinking, obviously he wouldn't ever succeed." he sighed and shook his head.
Whys was speechless, "You're confident…" Zephyr tapped on the table restlessly, "Anyway, it's the same thing over and over again. They come, get destroyed, someone else comes, destroyed. Over and over, you get used to it. But I guess that Old Kai lied about them destroying the universe. Since Beerus is so strong, they would all turn to dust, right?"
Whys' lips twitched, "Yeah… ahah…" Zephyr sighed and looked at Rifle, "Are you finished your homework?" Rifle paused and nodded, "Yeah! 100,000 Push-ups, sit-ups, squats, and my run out the world was finished this morning." Zephyr rubbed his head, smiling, "Good boy."
Rifle smiled happily and then said, "But Bulla said that she trains with weights too!" Zephyr frowned, "She does, does she… Then do it with the Gravity Bracelets at 10x gravity." Rifle nodded, "Okay." as he continued eating pizza.
Whys looked at Rifle and pursed his lips, "Extraordinary child." Zephyr smiled happily, "Both my daughters ran away with their boyfriends, so now I only have him left. Isn't that right, little guy."
Rifle finished his pizza and nodded, "Yeah! Anyway, I'm going to train with Bulla! Bye dad!" as he flew out the window.
Zephyr froze and burst into tears, "Why do my kids always leave me…" Launch rolled her eyes and put the Ramen on the table, giggling at him, "I think it's great that they're energetic!" Zephyr's lips twitched and he mumbled, "Energetic… right. As long as he stays near Bulla, it's fine. Everyone that touches Chi-Chi decides to get a job for some reason…"
Whys choked and Launch put her hands on her hips, sighing, "Zephyr! Chi-Chi just wants them to have a normal life, you know!" Zephyr ate the Ramen and rolled his eyes, "I know, it's stupid! Everyday some asshole comes to destroy the Earth. Will you go to your desk job when the Earth explodes? It's useless. Plus, we all have Infinite Money! What job do you have to work exactly?!"
Launch sighed and retorted seriously, "It's about the principle!" Zephyr was speechless, "What principle?" Launch added seriously, "Building a good moral character and making them work hard for things!" Zephyr rubbed his head and grumbled, "I turned out fine." as he slurped up Noodles.
Whys shouted in delight, slurping up Noodles faster and faster as Launch pouted, "But you don't know how to treat your kids." Zephyr was shocked, "I'm a bad father?!" Launch was speechless, "I didn't say that." Zephyr pouted as he looked at her, "Am I, Launch?"
Launch hugged him, "No, baby. You're not! You're so kind and caring, and I love you. But sometimes you ask a lot from them and they just can't live up to your expectations, I think." Zephyr sighed, "I just want them to be strong, you know…" Launch kissed his head and nodded, "I know, baby. I know."
Whys slammed the chopsticks down, "IT IS SIMPLY DIVINE!" he looked at Launch excitedly, "You can make such divine foods, are you Earth's best chef?!" Launch scratched her head, blushing in embarrassment, "Me? N-No… Chi-Chi is way better than me… I just tried my best."
Whys shouted, "It's wonderful! The best thing I have ever had in my life!" Launch was shocked, "Well, thank you, Whys!" Whys clapped, "So amazing~! I must bring it back with me! How much can you make?" Launch looked over and Whys tuned to see 5 pots of it.
His eyes turned to hearts and he squealed, "AMAZING!" Zephyr ate his ramen, licking his lips, "Do you have the spicy sauce?" Launch smiled sweetly and grabbed the spicy sauce from the cupboard with tongs.
She poured a drop in the Ramen and black smoke appeared, turning into a skull before dissipating. Zephyr ate and smiled happily, "Mm! So good!" Launch giggled and put it back, "I'm happy you like it~ Hehe~"
Whys packed up the Ramen, smiling, "Thank you, Launch! You are truly a Divine Chef!" as he pointed at her.
Launch was stunned as he looked at the Balance of the System turn into an infinity sign. She rubbed her nose and smiled sweetly, "You really didn't have to, Whys." Whys waved happily, "Nonsense! Let's go, Zephyr." Zephyr paused, "Huh? Right now?" as he looked at the Ramen in his hands.
Whys tapped on his staff as Zephyr grabbed the bowl, disappearing as he said, "Lover, I'll be back soon-ish~!" Launch waved, "Call me from your watch!"
Zephyr floated next to Whys, rolling in the air as he slurped on the noodles. They stopped over Bulma's house as Vegeta held a large sack. Whys stopped with Zephyr, who was eating Ramen looking at Vegeta with a sneer.
Vegeta was shocked, "You?!" before looking at the ramen and gritting his teeth, "You bastard! Homemade Ramen?! Damn it all!" Whys smiled at him, "Ready?" Vegeta snorted and Bulma waved, "Bye, you guys!"
Zephyr finally said, "I just wanted to say, Bulma. That haircut is really terrible!" Bulma froze and Zephyr giggled, "Byebye~!" as Whys disappeared with him and Vegeta. Bulma exploded, "ZEPHYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Vegeta snorted, "Someone finally said it…" Zephyr slurped his noodles and looked at him, "Really not as bad as your flat top, what were you thinking…" Vegeta froze and glared at him, "You must really want to die!"
Whys chuckled, "How lively! If you fight here, you might end up turning to ashes in space." They both calmed down and snorted as Vegeta said, "Let me taste your Ramen!" Zephyr smirked, "Okay." as he held out the bowl. Vegeta took a bit before his face turned red and he spewed fire from his mouth!
Zephyr burst out laughing as he continued eating the noodles, "Idiot! Hahaha!" Whys scoffed, "It can't be that bad!" as he tried some before spitting flames out of his mouth! Zephyr continued laughing, slapping his forehead, "Are you guys crazy? You know that spice mix is made with peppers from all over the universe. Billions of different peppers blended together and then squeezed and extracted into a small bottle the size of my thumb!"
Vegeta and Whys were dumbfounded, "Really?!" Zephyr nodded seriously, "Yeah! It's really great!" as he continued eating, "Yummy~!"
As they were flying~
Launch looked at the System shop, "Is this what Zephyr used to keep up with Goku? No wonder! It's so convenient. Huh? What's this?"
[Travel to Shokugeki No Soma World- 10,000,000,000p- Time Difference: 1000 Hours in/1 Hour Current]
[Godly Cooking Skills- Must Become Totsuki Elite Ten Member]
[Return from Shokugeki No Soma World- 1,000,000p]
Launch clapped her hands, "Wowie! A new world~!" as she pressed the button and disappeared.
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