Chương 363: Chapter 364: Klein is Dumbfounded, Bamboozled, Shocked

"Mr. Azik..." Feeling the seriousness and concern in Azik's words, Klein was moved. Like Azik, Klein also regarded Mr. Azik as an important figure.

Just like in the original story, the kitten being protected also wants to help the big cat that shelters it.

Lynn smiled as he watched the interaction between this "father and son." He thought to himself about painting a picture to commemorate this moment later and said, "Thank you in advance, Mr. Azik. If I need help, I will reach out to you."

Klein then remembered something and looked at Lynn, saying, "So, are you really planning to make those guys from the Aurora Order switch to charity work?" As he said this, Klein's expression became a bit strange.

Even though he now probably understood Lynn's purpose, the stereotypical impression of the Aurora Order still gave him a peculiar feeling.

"Because charity work suits them best..." Lynn shrugged and said, "The idiots in the Aurora Order are good for nothing. Even though it seems like they've had a hand in every bad thing over the years, they've never actually accomplished anything significant."

"With such a group of people, I don't expect them to do anything right. Asking them to suddenly reform and become saints is unrealistic, so I figured the simplest and most straightforward way for them to turn over a new leaf is to start with charity work. It's a way for them to accumulate some good karma!"

Lynn was speaking bluntly. The Aurora Order indeed accomplishes nothing but taking the blame for things. Over the years, they've made a name for themselves, but according to his investigation, they either take the blame for things they didn't do or are interrupted halfway through their plans, like in the Tingen incident or the Lanevus descent event. It left Lynn at a loss for words.

Of course, Lynn wasn't trying to whitewash this group of fools. The Aurora Order members are not good people; they've committed many evil deeds, and even if killing all of them would wrong some, there would definitely still be some fish slipping through the net.

But in recent years, they haven't done anything earth-shattering, which Lynn figures is simply because they're incompetent.

After all, you can't really expect a group of fools to do something extraordinary.

But in a way, that's a good thing.

"Uh..." Hearing Lynn's words, Klein was at a loss for words. It took him a while before he said, "Why do you call the members of the Aurora Order 'dumb beauties'?"

"Because anyone who joins the Aurora Order can't have both looks and brains!" Lynn shrugged and made a joke, noticing Klein's confused expression. Feeling a bit uninspired, he explained:

"You probably haven't dealt with the Aurora Order enough, or maybe you just haven't noticed, but ever since I learned about my connection with the True Creator, I've done a thorough investigation of the Aurora Order..."

At this point, Lynn gave a strange smile and said, "Ninety percent of the Aurora Order members, especially those who are valued, are extremely attractive. Especially those who are agents with letter codes, they might not all be stunning, but they're all handsome or beautiful. Even among the lower-level members, those more favored by the True Creator are usually good-looking."

"Huh?" Klein was stunned, and he hesitated before saying, "So you're saying the True Creator is a sucker for beauty? But wait, isn't the True Creator supposed to be mad?"

"Maybe it's because he's mad that he's let himself go," Lynn said slowly. "After all, he's a lunatic, so he has no scruples anymore and just recruits attractive people to the Aurora Order."

"It's a shame he's mad, and he can't control his rap. Even if someone was originally sane, after hearing a few of his raps, they'd be pretty much stupid too. The Aurora Order is full of dumb beauties."

Klein: ...

Klein was dumbfounded. Although Lynn's words sounded like nonsense, he couldn't help but think about it... and it actually made some sense.

"Well..." Klein was at a loss for words for a moment. The Aurora Order, which he originally thought of as dark and terrifying, suddenly seemed much more like a joke.

'A group of dumb beauties who became stupid after hearing their boss's rap...' Klein quickly shook his head, pushing the thought out of his mind. He feared that if he kept imagining it, he'd end up feeling pity for the Aurora Order members and wouldn't be able to take them seriously anymore.

At this moment, Azik seemed to remember something and said with a smile, "The followers around the True Creator have always been mostly beautiful people, but in the Fourth Epoch, he wasn't this mad, so his followers were more normal."

"Mr. Azik, please stop. I feel like I can no longer take the True Creator seriously... A mad god who turns out to be a beauty fanatic." Klein couldn't help but cover his face. If it weren't for Azik being present, he would have cursed.

"A beauty fanatic is nothing..." Lynn then showed a heavy expression and said, "You don't know this, but I recently regained some of my memories, and I realized that the King of Angels next to the True Creator, that Fate Angel Ouroboros... seems to be a natural airhead."

"Huh?" Mr. Fool was once again stunned. Thanks to his recent experiences and Mr. Door being a good teacher, he certainly knew who Ouroboros was, but...

What the hell is a natural airhead?

"Can you believe that a King of Angels spends his time either painting, praying, or daydreaming?" Lynn's expression was just as complicated as Klein's. Despite enjoying his own joke, he added, "Really, his vibe doesn't match the others at all. I don't even know how he became a King of Angels."

Azik's expression also became strange, as if he remembered something. He said, "Lord Ouroboros... does have a somewhat dull personality."

Hearing Azik confirm it, Klein felt his worldview being shattered again. After a long pause, he asked, "May I ask, what's the personality of the War Angel Medici?"

"Lord Medici..." Azik's expression became even more complicated. After a moment's hesitation, he said, "He is a very typical hunter."

"Got it!" Klein nodded heavily. He clearly understood what a typical hunter was like—in short, a master of sarcasm.

Klein then looked at Lynn and said, "And Lynn, you're like a husky."

"Well, that's not wrong. I'm self-aware enough to know that." Lynn nodded, not only unoffended by Klein's comparison but actually agreeing with it.

"Ah, this!" Klein slapped his face, covering most of it, and leaned back on the sofa, his tone both exasperated and amused,

"A heavy beauty fanatic, a natural airhead, a master of sarcasm, and a husky... Is there anyone normal among you? What kind of lineup is this, the True Creator and his problematic children? What kind of people make up this True Creator's camp, anyway?"

(End of Chapter)

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