Chương 43: I say boy
6 months passed by like a breeze , I spet a lot of time working out with the kongs. They where my gym bros now,only thing we lacked where pre workout drinks and creatine. I needed to find a new unpaid intern medical ninjutstu specialist. If only kabotu was here , I needed a replacement. I wish shizune was here for me to force into work but she was out with tsunade.
I had a grand idea , operation dumb hoe. Naruto and his generation had started their academy this year. Maybe I could recruit Sakura, not like she was relevant to the plot at all . Any random girl could have taken his place till the final war where she got some bs powerups that didn't make sense.
For this time work I needed help from Sasuke. Well making a little kid work wouldn't be too hard. the next day after academy I went up to sasuke . I said " you might not know me but I'm the number 1 business man in the Uchiha , and I have a task for you . Of course it's not free, how would you like for Itachi to have a month free to be in house with you?" He said " who are you uncle , I see you around the ice cream shops and the compound but when ever I ask my brother or dad about you they have angry expression." I said " im uchiha Arnold , I own those stores and the gold jym , as for why they have that expression is cause jealousy, what man does not become envious of these muscles and business success. Now how about it boy, if you agree to my request I will toss in some gift cards for ice cream too how about it ." Hearing the ice cream and having his brother he said yes . Poor Sasuke did not know he was making a deal with the devil .hahaha .
He asked " what is the task " , I told him " your task is to tell a certain pink haired person that the person you will marry has to work in the ice cream shop. And be a excellent medical reseacher . And above all else respect their boss. Just tell her that few times and say you don't want them to be a ninja either. " He then agreed to my request not knowing why I would need Sakura.
The next day , I had a deal to uphold so I went to find Itachi. I had to use the kongs since they have much better tracking skill then me. We ended up finding him monitoring the clan in a hiding spot. I approached him and said " hiding behind a mask , spying on your own clan . I say, I say, listen here, son! Boy, you've got more issues than a porcupine's got quills! I've seen barnyard critters with more sense than you! You don't turn your back on family, no sir! You've gone and plucked the feathers off your own nest, son, and don't think for a minute folks won't remember it. I say, you better start thinkin' with your heart instead of that twisted brain of yours, or you're gonna end up lonelier than a rooster in a henhouse full of foxes. Shape up, boy, before it's too late!" After giving him a classic fog horn yap , I picked him up and throw him into the arena again.
When I arrived at the arena he glared at me and said " why do you always bully everyone you see, do you have no shame as my senior, if you used your power you could help me and shisui clam down the rebellion that will happen. And I won't display any ninjutstu to you this time either . " I responded " well boy , I am devil here to fulfill my obligations, and I'm not here to get your useless ninjutstu, only people who use ninjutstu are people too weak to use the most perfect conduit for chakra, the human body. As for this rebellion you speak of it does not concern me, as long as my business stands so what if there is a rebellion. why would I care, the clan head him self banned from clan resources many years ago . Now come here and take your beating ." I began beating the shit out of Itachi with a belt , he tried his usual shurikans and genjutsu, but those attempts are nothing but breeze to me. After whooping him for 5 min I broke both his legs and said " well well, I better see you in ur house for 1 month . Or I will come take out ur kneecaps next time. Any question you have son , I got business to attend to unlike you bum useless ninja ass "
He looked at me with pain and said " shisui was right about you. You just toy with people, even among the Uchiha your arrogance is unmatched. " I couldn't laught any harder man's was right . I was arrogant but so what, who was gona stopme . All who could stop me are 6 feet under the ground till they resurrect. I left saying " better to toy with some one instead of taking their life's like you ninja. You know i have still yet to kill a single soul. How many ghost hunt you Itachi . "
After leaving I wondered what sasukes expression would be after he found out his brother got his legs destroyed cause his deal. Hahaha
An: I should have done foghorn leghorn in the anime world novel
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