Essence of the Divine Egg:
By drinking this essence composed of celestial substance you're transcended into a nascent god and cocooned in a divine egg, gaining several boons:
Your entire being (mind, body, and soul) is converted into a raw and a nigh-unstable celestial substance equal or larger than the size of earth's core. You are now the divine/cosmic equivalent of an infant whose excess energy can spawn galactic clusters or even entire universes. However, you are unable to defend yourself until maturity thus must rely on your other boons for protection.
Gain a large mega world that surrounds your form that acts like an incubator for you. Its purpose is to condense and concentrate your form while keeping a majority of your power in check. The size and shape of this world is for you to decide whether that's a flat earth the size of earth's orbit or a mechanical world the size of a solar system.
Spread throughout the entirety of your mega world are several paracausal/Magi-tech facilities and technology meant to promote your growth. Each facility/technology performs one or more functions that either stabilize your esoteric energies or defend you from invaders. These facilities are nearly impossible to destroy with only esoteric powers/weapons of equal or greater strength being able to damage them.
Gain a sun that is both a source of light, heat, and energy but also a massive reality engine/anchor. Its main purpose is to provide a safe environment for you to gestate by creating reality. The reality created by the sun is anathema to all Outsiders (cosmic horrors, eldritch gods, etc.), its light kills weaker outsiders while stronger entities are made vulnerable. It creates reality by transmuting the primordial void/chaos from nonexistence into existence.
As reality expands further and further, lesser suns will be created to help stabilize it. They are not as powerful as the greater sun but are still useful. And don't worry the suns themselves cannot be drained of energy unless you allow it.
Gain the ability to create pocket dimensions that can serve any purpose you desire. Examples include but aren't limited to:
An afterlife where the souls of your mortals upon death and is shaped to your desire.
A realm of constant warfare where your warriors are sent in order to sharpen their skills.
Born from your essence are a legion of servitors whose purpose is to serve your will/protect. They are creatures of both chaos and order, gaining the powers of both with neither of the weaknesses. They are infallibly loyal to you on a metaphysical level, there is no means (corruption, subversion, etc.) for them to be turned against you. You may decide what their appearance will be whether that's humanoid or not.
Lastly, you are given a vaste boundary that separates your reality from the primordial void/chaos. It exists as a universe size dimension of immutable reality that prevents you from being swarmed by innumerable Outsiders. It acts like a membrane that slowly permeates small amounts of the Outside to enter so the sun can transmute it. The boundary grows in tandem with reality, making sure that it always surrounds and protects you.
After a few millennia or more, you shall reach full maturity and become a being of pure cosmic might. Your mind, body, and soul become completely inviolate thus rendering you immune to any outside influence. The power to create, manipulate, and destroy a multiverse as easily as breathing.
Essence of the Overpowered Xianxia Protagonist Starter Kit
From gaining ownership of this box of artifacts, treasures, weapons, elixirs, and esoteric energies:
You are now qualified to be a Xianxia protagonist as your body is recreated to be free of past imperfections and given the ability to cultivate. Your self-confidence and willpower have reached astronomical levels and will never surrender or break under any form of stress or pain. Your appearance has also been given a massive improvement; never will you be anything lower than a 9/10 on the hotness scale and that number will only rise as you increase your cultivation. Optionally, you may choose to reincarnate into any cultivation story that you wish with any type of background you desire. Finally, all the things treasures inside this box are capable of storing themselves within your soul and are capable of hiding themselves from all forms of detection. Any object that is lost or damaged will simply return back to your soul good as new.
As a Xianxia Protagonist; you are a natural opportunist. You are able to instinctively sense an opportunity to make a profit or obtain some form of benefit. To compliment your treasure-sniffing nose is the ability to act and perform to scam your would-be victims of their hard-earned and possibly undeserved resources. You are capable of easily reading someone's personality and character after just a few spoken words with them and can just as easily tempt and manipulate them to avoid suspicion of yourself or cause them to be indebted to you.
But sometimes, subterfuge and manipulation aren't enough; sometimes the only option is to fight. Thankfully for you, you're a talented warrior that is capable of fighting multiple opponents at the same time. Capable of fighting optimally regardless of the environment and remaining level-headed & calm for the entire duration. Regardless of whether you are using your fists or a weapon; you will be able to use them with the skill of a master martial artist that has trained for decades and survived countless battlefields. As you are a natural opportunist; you will also be looking for possible escape routes and enemy weaknesses.
As you search through the box; a lump of golden ethereal liquid floats up and enters your mouth. The taste is similar to the sweetest honey and you feel a wave of euphoria as it integrates with you. What you have devoured was the Fortune Rivaling Heaven Gu; a lump of luck that has granted you Heavenly Luck. It works passively by turning all calamities that would attack the holder into super good luck and absorbing the excess luck of others into yourself. People that perform actions that would harm you will receive disasters, while those that perform actions that benefit you will receive good luck. In addition, you can now see luck; it will appear as a golden aura around people and objects and the amount is determined by the radiance of the aura. As such; you can easily find potential allies, hidden masters, and hidden treasures by seeing their luck values. Optionally, you may transfer good and bad luck between people and gift others some of your good luck.
An overpowered protagonist isn't overpowered if they aren't overwhelmingly talented in everything they do. Your talent is heaven-defying and qualified to learn any type of skill or power; capable of picking up and mastering any skill very quickly, quickly finding faults in techniques and modifying them on the fly, and easily comprehending esoteric ideas. Even the creation of new skills/abilities/techniques is possible if you possess the necessary prerequisites. If you make the attempt, you are capable of revolutionizing any field to that you dedicate time. In addition, you are capable of crafting divine works of art that produce esoteric effects, creating high-quality potions/pills/items from inferior materials, and cooking food that gives miraculous healing properties.
You may choose whichever cultivation system from any novel that you desire to follow, but the end result is ultimately the same; ascension into a transcendent being that is capable of both omnipotence and omnipresence. If you desire, you are allowed to cultivate multiple different systems at the same time which will allow you to harness their uniqueness for your own benefit with no repercussions and ensure that your cultivation foundation will not break or be stolen under any circumstances.
The cultivation method you found in the box allows you to quickly cultivate your mind, body, soul, stamina, and Qi at the same time; a one-percent increase in any of those attributes will result in a similar increase to the rest of your body. In addition; you will be able to exhibit power beyond what an individual of your cultivation level should be capable of. This technique is compatible with any form of cultivation system and will allow you to quickly become a monster that is capable of defying the heavens. It will never suffer diminishing returns and will remain useful regardless of how far you advance in your cultivation. This cultivation method is also inherently neutral and allows you to use powers and techniques from multiple, possibly conflicting, sources with no repercussions.
As you ascend the ladder of power, you will find that your body will no longer need to perform mortal tasks such as eating, sleeping, or even breathing. Naturally, your body will become an indomitable fortress that can survive any environment, even the void of nothingness, and come out unharmed. Your mind will also become perfected as you increase your cultivation; your photographic memory will become immutable, your calculation capabilities surpass a Matrioshka Brain, and your mental health perfect.
In the event that you are in a world with no ambient or low levels of Qi for you to absorb to raise your cultivation; you are given the Divine Treasure <The Dimensional Fetus>. This treasure produces an infinite supply of primordial energy that is compatible with all forms of cultivation/magic systems that tempers the mind, body, and soul at the same time. As this is a higher dimensional energy that holds a strong connection with the Dao; using too much before your body is ready can easily result in you exploding with the equivalent force of a nuclear explosion or more. As a result; you will only be able to extract as much energy as your body can handle in the beginning.
Within your body now forms a perfect Dao Heart. It is the embodiment of your perseverance and willpower to thread forward courageously with optimism and a positive attitude. Even if you lose your entire family, see generations of loved ones die, endure soul-destroying agony for eons, or live alone for billions of years; you will never break and never be shaken. As such; Inner Demons born from negative emotions have no home within you and will not become a hazard for you on your road to cultivation. In addition, you are capable of changing your Dao Heart on the fly to mimic the mindsets of Buddhas, Saints, Demons, etc. This will allow you to easily cultivate their respective techniques that require specific mindsets to be able to use. You are also capable of weaponizing your Dao Heart using a mental-type technique.
As you ascend the ladder of power with cultivation, you must eventually choose to learn and master at least one Dao. A Dao is a concept/Law of reality and it is embodied everywhere in life; there is a Dao for swords, love, food, and so many more. Within this box contains the <Dream Realm Meditation Sutra> that allows you to come infinitely close to the Dao and obtain a large amount of <Attainment> from the experience.
<Attainment> can be described as a mathematical formula of reality; a person with high amounts of <Fire Dao Attainment>, for example, is capable of instinctively knowing how to perform any action that correlates with Fire. It is also possible to use that <Fire Dao Attainment> to perform some parts of adjacent Daos like Heat and Light.
Those that have 100% <Attainment> in any Dao are called the Supreme Grandmaster of that Dao; this gives the individual supreme authority over the use of Dao and its concepts. They are capable of sensing all manifestations of that Dao in reality and manipulating them to their will; Allowing the Supreme Grandmaster to deny the use of that Dao to others and any improvements they make using that Dao will result in a fundamental improvement of that Dao universally.
With 100% <Attainments> you are also capable of creating the Autarch Omega forms of your Daos, which possess infinitely more authority over reality than regular Daos and are also capable of birthing lesser-ranked Daos. Finally, comprehending a single Autarch Omega Dao allows you to easily comprehend and obtain at least 90% <Attainment> in every other adjacent Dao.
It will also wouldn't be Xianxia if there wasn't the use of drugs of questionable origins. You are now a divine doctor; someone that is capable of performing miraculous procedures that is capable of healing anyone and anything. You can cure a cripple, fix genetic defects, regrow limbs, even revive someone provided their brain is still intact, or produce medicine that is capable of healing a god. It doesn't matter whether the patient is a human or even a dragon; as long as you understand their anatomy, you can easily cure them. Using the <Eye of the Divine Medicine God> technique, you are able to see directly into a person's body to easily pinpoint bodily issues, view the energy pathways of a person's body, or see the blood flow & electrical signals of the body; Hidden injuries and diseases become highlighted within your sight. Combined with <Qi Acupuncture>, you are also to heal these diseases and disabilities or fight off poisons by stimulating and directing their body's natural healing process and internal energies to heal them without an incision. The manipulation of a person's energy pathways using <Qi Acupuncture> can also be used to help aid someone else to breakthrough in cultivation or cripple them. But should surgery be required, you are more than skilled enough to perform precise incisions and seal wounds using nothing more than a scalpel and a needle with thread. These techniques can also be used offensively as a doctor that knows how to cure all ailments in a body can just as easily hurt it.
Within this box is also a stone that merges with your soul and connects to a pocket dimension that has a land mass that starts at a size of 335,000 km2 (or roughly three times the size of the state of New York) and will grow infinitely in size as you raise your cultivation and pour energy into it. Time within this land also flows differently as time moves three times faster inside the pocket dimension than outside; meaning one day outside equals three days inside.
The land is divided into five areas called the Northern, Southern, Eastern, Western, and Central Regions; the Northern Region is a massive grassland plain with sporadic weather and harsh winters; the Southern Region is full of mountains with small pockets of flat fertile land and three massive rivers; the Eastern Region is dominated by the pocket dimension's miniature sea with many small islands; the Western Region is a desert with high temperatures and sparse sources of water; finally the Central Region that shares borders with other regions and enjoys a calm climate.
The land will be fertile and the earth rich in infinitely replenishing resources. Any life within this dimension will grow and prosper at an accelerated rate; producing perfect specimens of every species for you to harvest. Any organism that may cause ecological instability and cause the demise of other species will be automatically isolated by the pocket dimension. Should the number of inhabitants exceeds the level that the dimension can support; the dimension will begin a mass culling where all the dead bodies and resources will be harvested and stored in a large castle at the very center of the Central Region.
Within this castle are living quarters capable of housing millions of people, an infinitely large vault that perfectly preserves any materials placed into it, a workshop that holds all the tools needed to work any crafting profession, a library full of accurate information that ranges from Heavenly Grade techniques to mundane agriculture, an indoor arena, and a meditation room full of high-quality ambient Qi for you to use. It is possible to expand the library's collection of information by touching any book, computer, or other records of information with your hand. The library will automatically correct any mistakes it finds within the data and you will be left with only the most perfected version of the data. The size of this castle will also scale with the size of the continent.
In the place of a sky exists Nine (mini) Heavens above that correlate with the colors of Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Azure, Blue, Purple, White, and Black. Each of these Heavens is formless and capable of living within magical beasts and plants that absorb the elementally attuned pure Qi of each heaven; each of these layers is equal to the size of the continent. Each heaven contains a primary specific type of Qi; Red Heaven produces the greatest fire qi; Orange Heaven produces the greatest Earth Qi; Yellow Heaven produces the greatest Metal Qi; Green Heaven produces the greatest Wind Qi; Azure Heaven produces the greatest Water Qi; Blue Heaven produces the greatest Stellar Qi; Purple Heaven produces the greatest Death Qi; White Heaven produces the greatest Yang Qi; finally, Black Heaven produces the greatest Yin Qi. Occasionally, Qi from neighboring heavens bleed into each other to produce anomalies and mutations.
As your travel the multiverse and absorb the energies of other worlds; the land inside will start producing the unique flora and fauna of that world inside naturally. Should you find other pocket dimensions; you are capable of annexing them and their territories and inhabitants will be transferred over to your pocket dimension.
This box also contains countless other treasures that would make even an immortal heavenly emperor jealous. Some items this collection has includes:
Eternal Sky Bead – When this bead is introduced to water; it will transform the water into a heavenly elixir that extends a person's youth and lifespan by one year for every 12 fluid ounces (one soda can). The liquid it produces is also capable of curing any form of poison and purifying anyone drinking it. The purification property can also be extended to objects if they are soaked in the liquid.
Seven Star Body Breaker Nail – A purple nail that is capable of destroying special physiques/bloodlines and detaching them from the original body in the form of magical orbs for you to use. It is possible to use this to steal a Saiyan's bodily constitution or an Uchiha's Sharingan without needing to be born as one or possessing them.
Soul Silkworm – A silkworm that is capable of devouring all forms of energy, souls, and curses to grow. The silk produced is the best in the multiverse as it is highly resilient to both physical & magical damage; plus it is extremely soft.
The World Piercer – A powerful needle that is capable of punching a hole in space. Capable of instantly traveling from one end of the universe to the other, shutting down local space manipulation, and traveling to other worlds. It can also be used to kill someone if you really want to.
The Divine Crystal Magic Cube – A spiritual treasure that is capable of protecting your soul from attacks regardless of their level, extracting a soul's memories, cultivating souls, erasing souls, housing souls, and manipulating souls.
Amethyst Genesis Purple Card – A purple crystal that can let the user see energy, easily absorb any form of energy, manipulate energy, and reflect energy.
The Womb Tree of Genesis – A tree that is capable of being manipulated with druidism that can birth newer and stronger lifeforms. It is possible to use it to create new life, improve existing life, or forge an entirely new and superior body.
Basket of Duplication – Any object placed inside will multiply infinitely. The only restriction is that the object has to be organic.
The A.I. Chip – A supercomputer attached to your soul with the processing power of 10 Matrioshka Brains. It is capable of scanning anything and anyone to create a perfect analysis of its target. It is also capable of running simulations on the entire universe, analyzing daos, connecting with any electronic device/system, modifying power systems, researching & transfers the results straight into your memory, assisting in combat, performing medical procedures on yourself, and more. It will display this information as an augmented reality display and will grow in power as your soul increases in strength.
Yin-Yang Primordial Chaos Flames – The strongest Heavenly Flame in existence that is capable of producing both infinite heat and absolute zero coldness. It stands at the very peak of all flames and all other flames and flame-based abilities will submit and be suppressed by this flame. Thanks to its contradictory nature, this flame is excellent in alchemy for being able to allow contradictory elements to fuse together to produce miraculous effects that defy logic and the laws of reality. As anything made using this flame can be considered an anomaly; they are naturally invisible to higher forces such as fate.
The Corporeal Zone – A protective domain that can change its shape from a barrier to armor that is impenetrable and indestructible. The zone's owner and those that the owner considers allies have their health prolonged, their power improved, bloodlines strengthen, receive boundless stamina, become absolutely untraceable, gain infinite strength & weight, possess immunity to ailments, acquire speed surpassing time, and have the ability to destroy concepts. The owner of the zone is also capable of manipulating the environment inside the zone to harm any foes that are trapped within; even opening a contained black hole is not outside the realm of possibility.
Longevity Grass – So long as the individual holds this grass, they are a true immortal; Age will have no effect on you, diseases will be non-existent, poisons fail to taint you, the concept of death itself is non-existent on you, and everything that tries to impose death upon you will fail. Even if all of existence is destroyed; you will remain.
Heaven Destroying Sword – A transcendent sword with no rank that is capable of withstanding any strike and cutting anything. The blade itself is capable of acquiring new abilities by breaking other swords and draining them of their essence. Finally, the blade is sentient and can form for itself a body. It possesses an arrogance that it rightfully deserves and will refuse to fight unless you meet a foe worthy enough to face it. However, it will break its own rules should it sense that you are in mortal danger.
However, cultivating by yourself may not be desirable, if you don't wish to endure eternity alone; you are capable of awakening the potential to cultivate within others. You are capable of creating your own cultivation system and spreading it among an entire population. Naturally, anyone that receives your direct guidance will progress exponentially faster than those that do not. It is possible for you to train a talentless farm boy to become an immortal emperor as you are capable of "dumbing down" the higher concepts enough that even an idiot can grasp them. Finally, you are capable of spreading diluted forms of every technique within this box to your disciples, but how far they progress is based on their own talents.
Another hallmark of a Xianxia Protagonist is their mythical pet. You too have a mythical pet, an egg that is capable of hatching into any kind of mythical beast that you so desire. They will be ranked as the apex and progenitor of their respective race and is capable of seeding other worlds with more of their species. Their power is also nothing to scoff at as they are capable of fighting being far stronger than them and comprehending heavenly laws with relative ease. Such is their talent that you can ignore them for a few decades and return to find them already approaching divinity.
Another power that you received from this box is the ability to use Genesis Runes. These symbols possess their own Great Daos and secrets but are fundamentally meaningless, formless, and nameless. However, because of their intrinsic nature, they are capable of exhibiting great power when a cultivator gives them context, form, and a name. As a result of their fundamental natures, these runes are capable of evolving by adapting to new power systems, creating new secrets, and changing in both form and name.
Within this box are the meanings that an ancient sovereign once described upon these symbols and they are capable of being used to form spells based on their complexity and context of the use.
These symbols are also capable of being used to create massive formations. Formations are grand rituals that are capable of world-altering effects such as the creation of weather phenomena, birthing a secret realm (pocket dimension), or a protective barrier that lasts for eons.
Using these symbols, you are capable of connecting to the spirit realm and summoning world spirits from within. These entities are from different planets within the spirit realm and the average power of each planet's inhabitants increases the closer their home is to the center of the spirit realm. You are capable of holding an unlimited number of spirit contracts to summon and fight for you. You are also able to temporarily borrow these spirits' cultivation to fight foes that are currently beyond you. However, using a world spirit will have you accrue debt to them that is paid in the energy that is normally used for your cultivation. As a result, it is very easy for a fool to be trapped in their cultivation realm due to abusing the power of a world spirit. It is also impossible to kill a world spirit outside of the spirit realm; as they will simply return back to the spirit realm and reform themselves. They also don't possess a physical body and will not be able to remain in the material realm for very long.
Naturally, as you rise in power, you will receive the attention of many individuals. You will encounter many attractive & talented individuals of your preferred gender that gather around you like moths drawn to a flame. You are fully able of managing a harem of lovers and know how to manage relationships such that jealousy is a non-existent issue within the group dynamic. You will know based on instincts and observation when one of your lovers feels neglected and how best to soothe them. Finally, your love will eventually result in the birth of children who will inherit much of their talent from you. Your children will naturally be obedient toward you but will rebel if you mistreat them. You may punish your children by using the phenomena of bloodline suppression; the power to forcefully weaken a member of your bloodline and terrorize them into obedience.
Sometimes you don't want to sit in a cave for eons trying to comprehend the Dao and wish to not miss out on life. Thankfully for you, you have received also the <Great Myriad Existence> technique that allows you to create a clone body for yourself. This clone is a parallel existence, it is you on all levels as it contains a copy of your consciousness inside which allows for complete autonomy and is capable of using all of your powers. Should the original you die, the clone will become the new main body and automatically inherit everything from the original body. However, creating even a single clone will cut in half the user's maximum energy capacity until the clone is dismissed or killed. Should a clone be dismissed or killed, everything that the clone gained will be automatically transferred to the original with no conflict. The main body and the clones form a collective hivemind that is capable of sharing thoughts and information among themselves. All clones are also absolutely loyal to their original selves and the thought of rebellion is utterly alien to them; they will gladly give up their autonomy and merge themselves back with the original. As a result, clones can be sent out to master multiple different professions and cultivate multiple Daos at the same time. Due to all of the clones sharing the same soul, any increase in soul capabilities accomplished by one clone will automatically be shared with all bodies. It is also possible to transfer damage onto a clone or borrow a clone's energy should the need arises; even the transfer of resources & items is possible if shipped via the soul. It is also impossible to kill your soul so long as a single clone is still alive as all of them need to perish at the same time to kill you. A novice using this technique will only be able to maintain one clone; any more will cause reality to correct itself by destroying your clones until only one of 'you' exist. This restriction can be circumvented as you raise your cultivation and become more detached from the world's laws.
As you increase in power, you will discover that the very universe will start to reject you and force you to ascend to higher realms due to its inability to support you. You are able to escape this fate by being able to spread your energy across the universe evenly to support its foundations. This results in an overall higher level of potential that the universe is capable of reaching thanks to being saturated by your power. Eventually, this method is capable of promoting your universe to a higher rank and transforms the world fundamentally to be more 'fantastical'. You are capable of teaching others this method.
In the highly unlikely event that you do die; you have integrated into your very essence the <Longevity Scripture> which allows you to reincarnate as many times as you desire with all of your memories and anything attached to your soul. You may manually trigger it if you so desire to transfer your soul to a superior body. Optionally, you may choose to skip the baby phase of reincarnation and immediately age up your body to one that is capable of cultivating. The shock of your new parents however is your own problem to deal with.
Essence of the Homemaker
By drinking this Essence that smells like a home-cooked meal, you become the master of the home, the Homemaker.
You become the undisputed master of all things relating to home and family. Your ability to manage, raise, and protect your family is unparalleled, with every person you consider your "family" (be it from blood, adoption, or even just close bonds) becoming the best people they can be through your influence and abilities.
Your skill and knowledge in the kitchen enters the realm of gods, with every meal, snack, and treat you make tasting better than those served by the greatest chefs on the planet. These foods are also extraordinarily nutritious and healthy, allowing your family to grow strong and fit.
You will always have enough money and resources to get by in life and provide for your family.
You gain a supernatural ability with economics and money. Budgets, taxes, and costs are no issue for you, and you will always find a way to make what money you have go at least ten times further than it should.
Your skill with academics is similarly mighty. You are now able to instantly understand and solve any problem that you are posed with, so long as it's related to your family in some way. You also become able to pass this understanding and knowledge to your family members, making homework problems a thing of the past.
You can instantly tell when members of your family are troubled by something, be it so simple as a bad day at school, or as complicated as crippling depression. You will always be able understand what is going on to talk them through their problems and help them move past them, making sure that the experience will help them grow stronger.
Your presence is comforting and loving to those you love. Even if they are wracked with nightmares and anxiety, everyone in your home will always be able to get a restful good night's sleep, no matter how long they actually sleep.
Cleaning and maintaining your home is always a challenge, even for the most experienced homemaker, but not for you. Sweeping, dusting, mowing, cleaning, and otherwise maintaining your home is trivially easy for you. No matter how bad the mess, nor how big the house, you will always be able to make the place look good as new within a few minutes, if even that. Moreover, your home will be extraordinary resistant to harm and damage, to the point where a nuclear bomb will only leave an easily removed film of soot.
You will always be able to romantically, emotionally, and sexually satisfy your lover(s), spouse(s), or any other significant partner, no matter how many there are. Your stamina, empathy, and sheer suave skyrocket, to the point where even if you have a harem of experienced succubi or sex goddesses, you will be able to leave them happy and hungry for more.
You will always be able to take care of your children or others, and make sure that they are loved and happy, no matter how many there are. You could have over a thousand children living in your house, all with radically different personalities and likes, and still be able to make them feel loved and content. Raising them is similarly easy, and you will always know what to do and say in order to help your children grow up to be healthy, happy, well rounded individuals ready to overcome whatever the world throws their way.
Illness and physical pain are always a possibility, even for your family. You gain the ability to heal your family of any injury, wound, illness, or other ailment, whether it's the common cold, a genetic defect, or the divine curse of a supreme deity. They shall hold no sway on you and yours.
Of course, all of this is about taking care of your family and making them happy, not necessarily protecting them. By drinking this Essence, you gain an indestructible, almighty tool: the Homemaker's Pride. This tool can take the form of any item you wish, be it a ladle, a hammer, or even a humble frypan. No matter what form it takes, it will always be of incredible, almost divine craftsmanship and function, able to do whatever task you need it to, and you will have the skill to use it to it's fullest potential.
However, when your family is in danger, the Pride becomes a weapon of sheer protective might. Its power increases a million-fold, becoming able to bat away the magics of the greatest sorcerers, crush the evil of the mightiest demons, and slay the most supreme of beings. When the Pride is used in this manner, you gain an aura of righteous wrath, striking fear into the hearts of even the most evil of villains and the most chivalrous of heroes.
Essence of the Healer:
Tastes like Pepto Bismol
By consuming the essence of the Healer, you are granted several boons:
An aura over several miles in radius that cleans and restores the environment from pollution and curses, lessens the frequency of natural disasters, and causes both plants and creatures to repopulate decimated areas at three times their numbers in a few months and in general repopulate at twice the rate in all other areas in the same time frame without any problems from inbreeding. This will not affect invasive species of plants and creatures, imported are fine just not actively destructive varieties.
You may place permanent fields down anywhere, to persist after you leave, that allows you to control what aspect you wish to target, such as if you just want to affect pollution and curses or just animals. You can remove any fields you place at any time if necessary as in the case of people finding it difficult to manage forests and keep plants off their houses due to the overgrowth boost.
Your presence becomes soothing to others, such that it aids in the recovery, lessening, and overcoming of crippling injuries, infections, disease, spiritual maladies and wounds, and psychological problems such as addiction, PTSD, etc. as well as chronic conditions and their magical, sci-fi, or memetic equivalents. Your presence ensures that the people around you improve to become their best possible selves physically, mentally, and spiritually within less than a year (this varies based on their condition but always within a year) even if they barely interact with you and you will never have to worry about them self sabotaging themselves. You yourself benefit, becoming a well adjusted person with an inviolable soul which ensures you'll be able to recover from anything that doesn't straight up kill you within a year.
Your presence extends over an entire household or large room (such as in large factory floor spaces, warehouses, or any open floor etc.) and can even affect people over the internet by just being on the website or other live communications.
You gain immunity to blindness, deafness, muteness, madness, addiction, overdosing, disease, toxins, poisons, harmful radiation, mutations, or warping effects, infections, parasites, pests, and their magical, sci-fi, or memetic equivalents; your body will also be brought to peak condition, will always be clean, with genetic defects or malformations cured. Your offspring are also immune to genetic defects and malformations.
The ability to thrive on quarter rations without suffering negative effects. Only by starving could you be affected and even then these changes can be cured in just a month by resuming eating.
Gain an increased lifespan that can last for millennia with the effects of age being gentler on you even in your advanced years. You also gain immunity to the ennui of time and any effects that would make living longer difficult. No matter how old you are, you won't have any trouble keeping up with advancements or connecting with other people.
Regenerate perfectly in half the time of a normal human, you can recover from even crippling injuries and lost limbs given time or you can speed up this process by healing yourself.
A complete mental archive of medicinal plants and how to prepare them, the ability to identify and tell them apart from their impostors, and how to harvest them as well as when; just in case. This archive will update with any new samples you acquire.
Beyond Genius level intellect with perfect memory, archiving, indexing, instant recall, cross referencing, fully retroactive with protection from harmful memories, tamper proofing, and protection against mental devouring or other death of personality type effects. This will not prevent you from learning and growing as a person, but is a defence against any power or being that would force you to change including sudden ascension due to increased intellect or becoming a god.
The ability to scan the health of others' flesh with a touch, check the state of their mind and soul, and see mystical effects such as curses and demons.
An incomparable skill at the mundane medical profession in all techniques from established medicine, to esoteric acupuncture or sound resonance treatments, and up to natural herbal or other remedies from nature's bounty; you know all things related to germ prevention, surgery, etc. and how to practice them; just in case. This knowledge encompasses all of history to the level of the modern world and automatically updates with current information if you should find a way into other universes. It is also flawless, giving you only techniques and knowledge that really work so you need not worry about prescribing pig's blood and crow feathers unless real magic is involved.
The ability to cleanse and heal creatures and beings mentally, physically, and spiritually; banish evil spirits, exorcise demons, purify malignant energies or effects, reverse monsterfication, lift curses, even cure creatures such as vampires or werewolves, time related effects, restore whole limbs and organs, cure genetic mutations and defects, restore the mind, undo brainwashing, etc. and speed up the process of your passive aura or presence by concentrating on them. These can be done at a distance, on single or multiple targets, or by laying hands on the recipient the latter of which is more potent.
You can start as low in skill as you desire then work your way up and with practice you can even learn to revive and restore the dead to full life and expand your active healing to encompass entire cities and beyond.
You also heal yourself and others 'cleanly' wounds close without obstructions like bullets remaining in them, splintered bones realign without issue, shattered minds recover with the core personality and memories intact, even harmful cybernetics can be removed if needed.
You may toggle any of these gifts on or off, control their intensity, or specify what they affect. The intensity cannot be raised beyond your current healing strength.