Xie Shoushan ran under a bush so that only his eyes were visible. Someone who disturbs the nap must be rather terrifying, after all.
Tromp, Tromp.
There were the sounds of heavy footfalls. That is not good news whatsoever.
Xie Shoushan turned his head right then left to see if he could see them.
"Hey!"
The voice was from...behind? This terrifying people were very quiet and very tricky!
"Greetings, Martial Brother. I am very pleased to meet you."
Xie Shoushan stood out of the bush, acting like he had never been in it.
"The bush-"
One man pointed at the green, leafy bush.
"Not."
Xie Shoushan shook his head.
"The bush, you were in it."
"Not!"
Xie Shoushan refused to seem lazy in front of such suspicious figures.
"I will let my fist do the talking."
"How rude!"
Xie Shoushan can't believe his ears! A rude interaction to come towards someone new and begin to punch them, not allowed! Xie Shoushan refused to be talked to so rudely.
"I will forgive the rude words. However, I apologize you will not be able to destroy me."
The soldier took of his helmet to reveal an ugly, fat man who a huge nose. He took out a club and began to run after Xie Shoushan swinging the club at the ground.
Xie Shoushan ran as fast as he could, dodging the club by means of jumping and spinning.
"Oof!"
"Ouch!"
-The sounds of Xie Shoushan running away from the Club man.
He ran as fast as possible until he realize....he was running in circles, how surprising! He ran but then he saw another soldier who was also very big and ugly.
"Greeting-"
Xie Shoushan began to act polite but the snarl of the new challenger made him stop. These people were not polite.
Then the club man came towards Xie Shoushan. He was completely sandwiched in!
Today Xie Shoushan is comedic, and runs in circles like a car chase only on his own two feet...how amusing!