"Beautiful!"
"So beautiful!"
"This shape..."
"This smell..."
"This volume..."
Surrounding the pile of dog excrement, Chen Yu excitedly circled around more than ten times, thrilled to his core.
He faintly realized how those parents in his previous life felt when showing off their children's poop on social media.
"This suave and handsome friend," Chen Yu clenched a military shovel, using it as a microphone, presenting it to the Husky's mouth, "could you share with our audience in front of the TV your thoughts on producing such beautiful and fragrant feces?"
"Woof?" The Husky shook its head, puzzled.
Chen Yu: "No?"
Husky: "???"
Chen Yu, "If not, then scram."
Pushing away the big dog with a slap, Chen Yu squatted in front of the dog poop, excitedly rubbing his hands.
A thousand years ago, a great human being, one of the few A-level supremes, had now turned into a pile of feces.
That made Chen Yu very regrettable.
Perfect score, 750 points.