[Saeko: Was this supposed to happen?]
[Lucy: Brand...]
[Brand: W-What?]
[Lucy: This woman just hijacked the system! Or could it be that you...]
[Brand: I didn't give it to her! What is going on Hollow?!]
[Black Goat... I don't appreciate you infiltrating my domain as if it was your backyard].
[Chiyo: What are you going to do about it when even your goddess can't stop me, little system?~]
[Lucy: Didn't you just say this system can't be hacked?! you're looking like a clown now, Hollow].
[...]
[Brand: Shit, she beat Hollow in an argument... he got bullied so hard that he departed].
[Lucy: Brand, you really summoned a troublesome one].
[Chiyo: Between the two of us, I wonder who is more troublesome, Lucy-chan?~ be this a different world more adapted to your capabilities and you would be a worse monster than me].
[Lucy: So you admit you're a monster].
[Chiyo: Trust me, this system only summons monsters~ I'm a cute little monster that's going to devour all of you eventually. Don't worry, you won't feel lonely in my stomach].
[Saeko: This woman is a psychopath].
[Brand: Are you one to talk, Saeko?]
[Lucy: Stop complimenting her!]
[Chiyo: You're all such a group of spoilsport... bullying onee-chan. Hmph! See, I'll do this just so we have no issue, Brand-kun].
[+500 gacha points].
[Brand: W-What?].
[-500 gacha points].
[System partner added: The Black Goat of The Woods with a Thousand Young].
[Chiyo: See? Onee-chan is completely legal now~]
[Brand: ... as legal as a two hundred dollar note]
[Lucy: ...]
[Saeko: ...]
[Brand: Hollow...?]
[It was completely legal. The Black Goat killed fifty zombies and then manipulated the system to become a partner].
[Lucy: If she manipulated the system then it wasn't legal goddammit!]
[Saeko: She killed fifty zombies in one second?!]
[Chiyo: I could also eat all of your brains in one second~]
[Lucy: Is this what they call a Yandere?].
[Saeko: No, Lucy... I'm a Yandere. This is a monster].
[Chiyo: So rude!]
...
"Hey, Brand what is going on? You have been silent for a while" Saya rubbed my shoulder and asked me. I don't know how I look but I'm sure my eyes are lifeless and my skin pale.
"Nothing, Saya... I just feel violated. Now we have to decide between you two who is going to be the next one. I only have a thousand gacha points left, I could get it for the two of you but then we'd be clear without points and I don't want that" I said, it is a difficult decision, the faster I get them all as partners, the better.
[+10 gacha points]
[+10 gacha points]
[+10 gacha points]
...
[Lucy: I'll start trying to make more points. This chat function is too useful to let go. I suggest you give it to Saya and Rei, Brand... we can easily make points in case we need them if all of our kills count now].
"Do you see the notification of gacha points, Saeko?"
"I do".
"I'll risk it then..." I decided to heed her advice, with all of us killing zombies together it shouldn't be long before we make another thousand points.
[-1000 gacha points]
[System partner added: Saya Takagi].
[System partner added: Miyamoto Rei].
...
[Rei: What an interesting thing, so this is the 'magic' you always boast].
[Chiyo: Welcome, Rei-chan!~]
[Rei: ...who is this? w-wait, you're that ferocious woman!]
[Chiyo: No need to be scared, Rei-chan. My stomach is going to be your next home so let's get acquainted~].
[Rei: ...]
I literally saw my girl flinch. How can she be so friendly and ominous at the same time? maybe because deep inside we believe she's capable of eating us all.
[Brand: Chiyo-san... could you stop scaring everyone? moreover, you said you'd eat me, not them].
[Chiyo: By the time I devour you, they may become just as delicious as you, so why not? By the way Brand-kun. I'll stop if you call me onee-chan~]
[Brand: Onee-chan, could you stop scaring everyone?]
[Chiyo: Sure~ I'll stop if you give me some of your blood this evening. Just a little bit].
[Brand: ...]
[Lucy: Since when do you think you can negotiate with the devil and win?]
I'm just getting extorted. It feels like waking up to see someone selling drugs in my front yard while also serving people coffee... MY coffee. I don't know how powerful she is exactly, but to be able to hack this system without Hollow being able to do anything. I think I summoned the most troublesome of beings. I don't even feel like dragging a rare gacha anymore.
I just hope this sword, Clarent... isn't going to be some troublesome sentient being like her that's dormant.
[Chiyo: The Devil? Mephistopheles? Could you please don't compare me with that weakling? onee-chan is always one to abide by her words unlike him!]
[Saya: D-Do you know the devil?]
[Chiyo: Uhm~ I tried to eat that snake once, it wasn't tasty like Brand-kun right here].
[Rei: Hey, guys... I know we all kinda have a few loose screws but this is something else].
[Saeko: I know right? it is like we levelled up in the psychopath meter].
[Chiyo: And you're about to level up a lot more, cuties~ this world is way more messed up than you think and your lives are in a lot more dangerous than you believe. However, onee-chan won't intervene... as long as Brand-kun becomes stronger and tastier, nothing else matters~]
After that Chiyo didn't answer again. I don't understand her. It is as if she doesn't care about anything. Always dropping some words before leaving without saying a word.
[Lucy: Hey Brand, you actually called her onee-chan, hehe, do you have no honour?~]
[Brand: To keep honour or our life, which one do you prefer?]
[Lucy: ...]
[Brand: Thought so].