The best kind of drama is the one you're not a part of

"Hmm...it means, I will become a family with Natha," I told the little bird after mulling about it for a while. 

[Family? Like with Jade?]

"Uhh...it's kind of different," I scratched my cheek in confusion. "Let's just say we will make a promise to live together forever."

[Jade and Master will live together forever!]

Crap. Jade was right; as my familiar, the little bird would live as long as I live, and immediately cease to exist once I died. So how could I tell Jade that what was between me and Natha was something different?

I groaned and rolled to my side on the rug, while Jade jumped down to nuzzle me in confusion. [Master?]

"I don't know..." I muttered helplessly to the rug. "What is a wedding? What is a marriage?"

"It's being together and making babies," I heard Izzi's voice from beside the fireplace, and I kicked his legs lightly. 

"I told you to watch your mouth!" I hissed.

[Babies...]

See?!