Chương 387: Women Hate Men Who Think About That Stuff Right off the Bat!
Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 387 Women Hate Men Who Think About That Stuff Right off the Bat!
"No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about how you felt when you were left alone at the hotel entrance." The host asked with some malicious intent, "You were driven to that place just like that, and then you were left alone. What is your mood? Is it disappointment? Is it sadness? You frivolous woman."
"Shut up! Host!"
"How could Otsuu-chan be frivolous?!"
"She's just a bit confused!"
"Next time I hear you say that, I'll really kill you!"
In an instant, the crowd of spectators became angry and shouted.
"Next, it will be Terakado Tsuu's Imperial Guards and Yoshiwara's team's turn to fight for the final spot to enter the third match!" The host continued to shout, "No matter which team wins or loses, the remaining team will be directly eliminated! Moreover, even if both teams successfully woo Otsuu-chan, the outcome will depend on how Otsuu-chan decides it! It will be very difficult to win without using an outstanding method!"
At this time, Yoshiwara's team led by Kawaki and the Imperial Guards led by Shinpachi stood on both sides of the stage, watching each other silently.
"That... seems a bit scary..." The corners of Shinpachi's mouth twitched as he looked at Gintoki who was behind him, "That, Gin-san, look at Kawaki-san's expression. That's a serious look, right? I always feel like I'm being stared at by something incredible..."
"Don't worry, Shinpachi," Gintoki replied disapprovingly, "That guy's head can't think of any good scenes. Basically, he will just seduce you with that face that makes me want to throw up. How can such a plot without any storyline be good?"
"But Gin-san," Shinpachi asked worriedly, "When we were discussing just now, we only focused on translating for Taka-tin, and we didn't discuss it properly at all. What should we do?"
"The key to winning this match is all on how to choose a virtual scenario." Gintoki said with a rare seriousness, "Just leave it to me!"
"Hey, the few of you," Kawaki, who was on the other side of the stage, looked at the three Hyakka sisters who were still whispering in front of him, "Have you really discussed it? Is it really okay? Have you really come up with a good script?"
"It doesn't matter! Trust us! Kawaki-sama!" The three Hyakka sisters said in unison.
"In order to meet Kawaki-sama in one way or another on weekdays."
One of the Hyakka sisters patted her chest and said confidently, "I've studied all the romantic dramas and love comics in detail!"
"Me too!" The other two Hyakka sisters echoed.
"Do you usually use your energy in this kind of place..." Kawaki unconsciously curled the corners of his mouth and silently retorted, "At least use this kind of energy on your work..."
"Don't worry, Kawaki-sama! Girls understand girls better! You don't have to worry about the script we discussed! It definitely won't lose to that naturally wavy hair's script!"
"Ah... I will believe you for the time being..."
Just as Kawaki finished speaking, the host announced the start of the second performance.
"So the Terakado Tsuu's Fan Club's romantic play begins now!"
"Gin-san! We can trust you right?" Shinpachi looked at Gintoki, who was walking toward the backstage, a little worried, "Please give us a really romantic one."
"Yeah, yeah. Romantic, romantic." Gintoki answered casually without turning his head, "I'll give you some romantic-shmantic stuff."
...
The following was a virtual scene...
In the darkness, Gintoki's narration sounded:
[Once upon a time, a long time ago, when demons and gods still existed...]
"Ah?" Shinpachi let out a puzzled cry.
[The battle between gods and demons brought ruin to the earth, leading to a dark age where humans lived underground in fear.]
Shinpachi, "Wait, Gin-san..."
Suddenly, the scene changed. Under the hot sun, on the desert full of yellow sand, four figures of different heights were slowly walking in a certain direction...
[However, in this barren land where malevolent gods and sinister demons ran rampart...]
Puzzled, Shinpachi asked, "Huh... what is this?"
The camera zoomed in, and the four figures in the desert gradually became clearer.
[A solitary shadow moved towards the west...]
Shinpachi couldn't help but remind him again, "Gin-san, you know what the goal is right? A romantic situation where you can hit on a girl."
[They headed to a destination far to the west, bearing the hopes of humanity. To the kingdom of gods said to grant any wish---]
At the same time, the figures of these four people finally appeared. They were Sun Goku played by Shinpachi, who wore a golden headband and a long black stick. Sha Gojyo played by Taka-tin holding French bread and wearing only green shorts, and Cho Hakkai played by Kagura with a pink pig nose carrying a black iron rake.
Finally, there was Genjo Sanzo, played by Otsuu-chan dressed as a monk and riding in a white horse.
As soon as the four of them appeared, the entire BGM switched instantly. At the same time, the big title "Gandara Vehotel" also appeared on the screen, and the hastily produced OP also began to play.
"Hey! Why did you start playing the new animation?!"
After a short OP ended, the main story finally began...
[This is the story of the monk Tsukai and his company, on their stormy journey to restore peace to Earth, by visiting the kingdom of gods, Gandara Vehotel.]
'No... what the hell is Gandara Vehotel?!' Shinpachi, who was forced to enter the role, helplessly complained in his heart, 'You're just trying to trick her into the place! You're just trying to pull a fast one on her! And this is no longer a charisma showdown. This is a completely different contest.'
At this moment, Otsuu-chan suddenly narrowed her eyes and said, "Um, excuse me. Please stop."
"Eh?" Shinpachi looked at Otsuu with a puzzled face.
"Please stop the horse. That's enough." As she spoke, Otsuu-chan got off the horse.
"Wa-wait!" Shinpachi hurriedly stopped her.
"I'm going back," Otsuu-chan narrowed her eyes and said with a look of disdain. Then, without thinking, she turned around and walked to the side.
"This... that... it has just begun..." Shinpachi hurriedly shouted, "Wait a little bit more, that... eh? Is there anything wrong? Did I do something wrong?"
"What's with the Gandara Vehotel?" Otsuu narrowed her eyes, turned her head around, and continued with a look of disdain, "Aren't you just thinking about some vulgar things? It's too explicit."
"I didn't think about those things, I didn't think about them at all!" Shinpachi hurriedly explained, "It's Gandara...Vehotel! Vehotel!"
"No, adding a pause doesn't change anything," Otsuu-chan turned her head speechlessly, "I don't like people who think about that stuff right off the bat."
[Wait! Wait! It's wrong! I got the title wrong! It should be like this!]
As soon as the narration finished, the title on the side instantly changed from the Gandara Vehotel to Gandara * Vehotel.
"There is no change at all! You just made it all Hiro Tsunoda-like!" Shinpachi shouted, his veins popping.
(Hiro Tsunoda: A Japanese musician. His name includes a star between "Hiro" and "Tsunoda".)
[No, really. We won't do anything dirty! We absolutely won't!] Gintoki was frantically explaining and pleading, [We'll just be resting a bit. Just going off to save the world! So let's make a little stop and take a little break.]
"Hey---! Narrator!" A few black lines appeared in the corner of Shinpachi's eyes, and he could not help but complain, "You're starting to sound like a pathetic guy who's begging a girl who changed her mind at the entrance!"
[Just need to go in a little! Just a little bit!]
"Don't use such obscene words!!" Shinpachi shouted loudly.
However, Otsuu, who was at the side, still had her arm crossed and looked unhappy. She did not respond to Gintoki's pestering.
[Fine, fine. If you're going to be that way, forget it. I just wanted to save the world. You're just making me feel bad.]
"I say, you... Why do you have so many words?" Shinpachi twitched the corner of his eyes and complained.
[Forget it! Do whatever you want! I didn't expect you to be such a willful girl!]
"You should apologize, chief priest." Kagura leaned behind Otsuu and kindly reminded her, "It can get scary if the Narry gets mad."
However, Otsuu-chan still ignored her and chose to turn her face away.
"Who the hell is Narry?! Don't make it sound like Daddy!" Shinpachi retorted.
"Just apologize," Taka-tin also came behind Otsuu and persuaded her earnestly in his stiff Japanese, "I'll apologize with you. Let's tell Narry we're sorry."
"Why do you sound like the mother?!" Shinpachi crazily retorted.
[Forget it. Just leave her alone, guys. Well, the sun's set already, so we'll just stay at the Gandara Vehotel in Gotanda.]
At this time, the entire scene instantly changed, switching from day to dusk. At the same time, a hotel with neon lights appeared not far away with the words "Gandara Vehotel Gotanda Branch".
"A branch?! By the way, this is Gotanda?!" Shinpachi retorted with all his might.
"Great! I can finally rest-aru!"
"Hehe..."
Seeing this, Kagura and Taka-tin could no longer contain their excitement as they rushed toward the hotel.
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