Nezu cried, "Ryuuu! Help me! She's going to eat me!!!"
Ryu spilled over his tea from the sudden attack and sighed, "What are you talking about?"
Suddenly, the door was kicked off its hinges and flew across the room, barely avoiding Ryu's head.
Ryu didn't even flinch, "Ah, her."
A ferocious-looking woman looked around, "Where is he!? I know he ran in here!!!"
Nezu jumped to hide behind Ryu, "SAVE ME!!!"
Ryu tilted his head as he spoke to the woman, "Why are you looking for Nezu?"
She pounded her chest, "Because he is my husband!!"
"...Oh." Ryu turned to look at Nezu lazily, "When did you get married?"
He squealed, "I DIDN'T!!! She decided on her own!"
Ryu smiled, "Congrats on your marriage."
Nezu cried in betrayal, "Ryu!!!"
Ryu laughed at his sobbing expression and turned back to the woman, "Why do you want to marry him?"
So the previous Ryu was just considered "friends" with Panzram... Unlike current Ryu who is *cough* something else.