"Luna, watch out!" A minute terrified scream flies past my lips as I swiftly move away from what she points to. The cow that lurked behind me audaciously excretes further by my feet whilst feeding on silage. I gag, turning away once more from the repulsive scene. I shall not be able to sleep tonight it shall haunt my dreams forevermore.
"Y-You must be c-careful, Luna. They tend to... pass whilst feeding." She is clenching her mouth shut as she strains to restrain her laughter.
"I know you wish to laugh, there is no need to hold it in on my behalf."
She throws her head back, hands on her hips her mouth open wide to release her deafening cackles snorting along the way. "I-I apologize Královna! That was j-just so entertaining!"
I am withdrawn as I continue with my purge overlooking her teasing. "It is quite all right, it seems as though every wolf on these lands adores humiliating me."