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[A/N: This chap was written way before even Thor's trailer came out.]
Hector was trying to make sense of why the hell would Thanos have the confidence to go ahead and mess with the strongest being in the two galaxies with an army that makes Thanos' army look like a dwarf.
The simple and only answer he could come up with was—infinity stones.
But Hector had to think a bit about which one this mad titan most likely has. For starters, he already has four of the stones. Soul and Power Stones were in his possession. Time Stone was with Ancient One, and Space Stone was given to Goose for safekeeping in her little belly. That left Reality Stone, which was most likely under Asgard's protection.
This only left Mind Stone. ~Hmm, a single stone then? That's not very confidence-boosting when it's widespread knowledge that I have two of these stones,~
"You here to fight me?"
Thanos looked around at war, "Your planet may not be advanced as a civilisation, but it has left behind anything I have seen before as a powerhouse. To have the Phoenix Force in your possession, you have my interest,"
Hector took out the Power Stone and held it on his other wrist, "And you still came to fight me? You're either heroic, mad or justly confident. Which one is it?"
Thanos' eyes flashed with a ray of red light, spreading an aura of evil around. There was something different about him today. Hector could feel it. Thanos then spoke, "It is for fate to decide. But today, I have come to take what I need to fix this universe. Give me the four stones on the planet, and I shall leave Earth alone."
"How are you going to take them?" Hector asked.
"Then, you leave me no choice." *WOOSH* Thanos punched the air with his right hand. Instantly a weird black blade formed out of his arm. It was long and seemed to have a gooey substance covering it. Hector had no idea what it even was.
"Have you heard the name 'Godslayer'? It's called All-Black now. A foolish being by the name of Gorr wielded it to slay gods and beings alike. But fate willed it to be mine. According to legends, this sword can kill even celestials, so where does that leave you—president?"
Hector had not heard this name before. His comic book knowledge was not that great, but if the legends say they can kill a celestial, the weapon meant trouble. "It does not matter what weapons you bring. You can not defeat me,"
Thanos smirked and repeated Hector's own words, "You're either heroic, mad or justly confident. Which one is it?"
"It seems you still have not learnt the lesson. Your way of doing things is wrong. Just ending half of the population is madness," Hector took a defensive position as he wanted to see how the sword worked at first.
Thanos raised the sword, "My goals have changed now. What's rotten can only be forgotten and remade from the beginning."
Hector sighed. The mad titan finally went fully senile. He quickly talked with Diana mentally, ~Escape with everyone. The city is going to be obliterated.~
Diana didn't budge, however. "I'm staying by your side,"
Before Hector could, Thanos answered, "Then this should keep you occupied,"
Out of Thanos' sword, a few figures started to form. They looked like liquid and soon fell down. Once they stood back up, they resembled a Venom-like creature. They screeched and roared, then ran towards the Heroes nearby.
"Go and help the rest. I don't know how strong these creatures are. I will take care of Thanos," He ordered Diana this time.
Unwillingly, she had no choice but to leave. "Take care,"
*WOOSH*
Thanos jumped towards him with his blade positioned right. On his other hand was some sort of a bracelet that could hold the Mind Stone. Hector didn't even move and took out the greatest and strongest metal that he had.
It was his godly tablet, Godpad pro. Since it was made in Omniversal hell by god, how the hell can a mere sword slice it? And it did not. *CLANK*
The godpad pro stopped the sword, but then Thanos tried to use the stone to subvert Hector's mind into letting it go and just die.
"Haha, trying to use the stones on me? They are useless. However, they are very much effective on you," Hector sent a solid uppercut to Thanos' jaw with the power of the Power Stone.
His body flew up into the air. But Hector didn't stop, "You know, something always bothered me about your looks. Let me fix it,"
Hector also jumped high into the sky and took out a cheese grater. Then grabbed Thanos's skull from behind and slammed his jaw on the cheese grater. *Grrr...*
"There you have it, jawlines. Now you look like the Thanos I remember." He landed back on the ground and allowed the purple guy to get up.
Though before Thanos charged, he used the soul stone, "You can not fight the soul ston... AH!"
He realised that the stone was not able to pull the soul out of Thanos. It seemed as if Thanos' soul was being pulled back by something. And that something was the sword. He needed some answers to what that sword was, but he had nobody that old or knowledgeable. Maybe the Watcher knew, but he was hiding.
*BAM*
It was not Thanos. A new figure landed beside Hector using a hammer. "I like this planet. Fighting for it will be honorable. Especially against such a strong foe,"
"You know what that sword is?" Hector asked Thor.
"Indeed I do. It is the famed All-Black, manifested from the shadow of the evil deity Knull and tempered using the divine power of a slain Celestial. All-Black was wielded by Knull during the dark god's deicidal rampage, earning it the monikers of the Necrosword and Godslayer. It is one of the greatest and the most dangerous weapons in the Universe. But of course, none shall stand against the hammer of the mighty... HAAA!" Thor sprinted towards the mad titan.
"Stop! Don't be reckless, kid," Hector tried to stop Thor.
Thanos didn't even budge, "Your arrogance reeks of weakness,"
*BOOM*
The hammer and the All-Black clashed with each other. There were no sparks, but both of them canceled out each other. Thor quickly sidestepped and aimed toward Thanos' head.
But Thanos' left hand shined in that instant as he activated the Mind Stone. Indeed, it didn't work on Hector and Diana, but everyone else was prone to be affected by it.
*THUD*
Thor fell to his knees as his eyes became blurry. His shoulder fell down, and he let go of the hammer like his body was lifeless. "Asgardian, you are a shame to your species,"
*SLASH*
"FUCK! STOP THERE, FOOL!" Hector rushed to him while launching an energy wave from the Power Stone.
But it was too late. Thanos, in quick succession, slashed his sword at Thor and then blocked the oncoming strike. But Hector didn't stay back and started to punch Thanos one after another while avoiding the sword.
*BAM*
*BOOM*
The purple face of Thanos started to go bluer from the punches. However, Hector had to stop to look back as something too shocking had occurred.
He punched Thanos one last time and threw him away. Then he ran back to Thor's body. "God damn, kid. Why did you have to be so dumb? I can heal wounds, not this..."
There lay Thor's body, still kneeling. But something was missing, the head. Thanos had beheaded Thor right there and killed him in an instant. The current Thor was no match for whatever version of Thanos it was.
"WOOF WOOF!"
Moony came running, as he had struck up a friendship with the dumb prince as well. He asked Hector if he could do something.
"I'm afraid not, son. Our saliva can't bring back the dead. *Sigh* Let's kill Thanos first and then see what we can do. This is Marvel Universe, and nothing is impossible here." He reassured and stood up. Moony also stayed by his side, wanting to help his dad.
The tension in the air increased a bit. Hector glanced around and looked at the heroes fighting those demonic venom-like creatures. They seemed to be struggling with them.(A/N: In a group, they are strong enough to over-power All-father Thor in comics) In the sky, the invasion was still happening.
Thanos smirked, "We do not know the future. But this planet will not survive to see tomorrow, that I know." He looked up and ordered the entire invasion army to attack everywhere.
Hector sighed and did the same and spoke into a device, "Galactic Fleet, defend,"
As soon as he did that, Yondu appeared with a giant fleet of Galactic Federation forces in space. They were not just the droids anymore, as Hector had ordered him to bring conventional forces.
Before Thanos' fleet could attack, they found themselves surrounded from behind and now had to fight a two-way war as Jean was still wracking havoc.
However, the shocking events were just starting. All of a sudden, the sky began to turn darker, and clouds appeared. Then an eye-piercing light lit everything up, followed by a rainbow falling down not far from Hector.
*BZZZZZ...*
Only one tall, broad man was left behind when the rainbow disappeared, clad in golden armor, helmet, eyepatch, and cape. He walked to Thor's kneeling headless body and spoke in a loud yet mourning voice, "My son..."
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