Chương 35: Chapter 34: Zonko's Joke Shop
As Albert and the others finished their butterbeer and came out of the Three Broomsticks, the rain outside has become lighter.
"Let's go to the Zonko's Joke Shop first!" Fred suggested, he was worried that the four of them would spend the little change they had on sweets at Honeydukes.
"Okay." Albert looked away from the candy store. In fact, he was also a little curious about what was sold in the joke shop that would make the three of them so enthusiastic.
The Zonko's Joke Shop is next to Honeyduke's sweets store, separated by a private house. The shop is similar to the sweets store next to it, with large glass windows and various joke props on the cabinets.
The doorbell rang as the four young wizards enter the shop.
"Welcome." Zonko put down the newspaper he was reading, stood up from behind the counter, and welcomed the four young guests with a smile. He was a wizard in his forties that seemed to always have a friendly smile on his face.
There are many types of pranks toys in the joke shop. Albert put away his umbrella, walked to the cabinet, and looked at the goods on it.
"Auto-Answer Quill." Albert whispered the name of the quill.
"This is a quill that can help you cope with unpleasant subjects. It can help You answer most questions. "Zonko is a qualified salesman, he introduces the function of the quill pen to Albert with a humorous tone.
"It's really a good thing to have." Albert replied casually but he disapproved in his heart. Selling this thing to him is like sending a reference answer to a genius.
He obviously doesn't need it.
Next to it was a broom. Albert looked at his introduction: Runaway Broomstick.
When a wizard tries to ride it into the air, the broomstick will go uncontrollable, making the wizard riding the broomstick fall. There are 5 modes such as crazy spin, sudden brake, upside-down and wild ride.
The prank broomstick can fly up to 3 meters high.
This prank broomstick price is 15 Galleons.
Albert's face twitched, and he turned to look at Fred, George, and Lee, who were choosing joke props on the other cabinet. He walked over and saw a bar of soap that have some black spots on it in the row of cabinets.
Frog Spawn Soap.
This is the name of the soap. When it is used for cleaning, it will release some tadpoles
Next to these soaps are teacups. Albert did not reach out to touch them, because there was a label on them, Nose-Biting Teacups.
Once someone takes this teacup to drink tea, it will suddenly bite that person's nose and spill the hot tea in the teacup.
If one is not careful, it is estimated that even an adult wizard will have a bad time.
"What are you going to buy?" Albert asked.
"Dungbombs." The twins said in unison.
"I will buy Hiccough Sweet and Squeaky Gummy." Albert was too embarrassed to not buy anything, so he just bought a few candies.
Hiccough Sweet is a hard candy that will make someone continue to get a fit of hiccoughing for five minutes after eating it. As for the appearance of the Squeaky Gummy, they looked like a little mouse. Fred took the initiative to try one, and the gummy squeaked like a mouse when he bite it as if he really bit a little mouse making Fred open his mouth in surprise. So the gummy in his mouth fell to the floor.
"How does it taste?" Albert asked curiously.
"It's not bad, it's ordinary gummy."
"What are you buying?" Albert looked at Lee.
"I want to buy this?" He pointed to a frisbee with sharp teeth on it.
"This is a Fanged Frisbee." Joko picked up the frisbee and threw it out. All four of them heard a snarl from the flying frisbee. "You need to be careful when you play this. Don't get bitten."
He took a piece of paper and put it in the mouth of the Frisbee, and it was torn into pieces in the blink of an eye.
This stuff has a quite high lethality.
"I'll see if there are other things." Lee looked at the price and changed his mind.
Before leaving, Albert bought two Screaming Inflatable Skeletons. This thing is as big as his fist. As long as it is thrown out, it will quickly inflate to a person's height, and it will startle people by screaming and explode. Sometimes it also scatters white powder coating the unfortunate guy.
Lee bought an Ear-Pulling Hand. After throwing it out, it will pull the ear of the closest person. Although it will not hurt, it will make quite a snap when it is retracted, which will scare the other party.
When the four people left, they all held large paper bags in their arms full of stuffs bought at the Zonko's Joke Store.
Lee also bought a bag of Dungbombs.
The three of them were very curious about the reason why Albert did not buy this thing.
This is something everyone must buy when they come to Zonko's joke shop.
"No, I'm not interested in that kind of stuff." Albert said grumpily
This thing will make your hand very dirty as long as you touch it, and it will explode off with disgusting sludge that gives off a disgusting smell of rotten eggs after being thrown out.
It is a biological and chemical weapon.
"You better not make the dormitory smelly." Albert warned seriously.
"Don't worry, we will be careful. We bought this thing to get revenge on Filch." George was obviously holding a grudge about his punishment to wash the chamber pot.
"That place is great, right?" Fred asked with a smile.
"It's a great, very interesting place." Albert admitted it, and he suddenly remembered one thing, "You seem to like these joke props, maybe you can open a similar joke shop in the future."
He still remembered that the twins did open a joke shop after graduation, and they did a good job.
"That's a good idea." The twins' eyes lit up, unlike Albert, they never thought about what they would do in the future.
"I think you need to learn the spells well, these things also involve some alchemy." Albert reminded him.
"What about you?"
"I haven't decided yet." Albert is still thinking about his future.
He did not intend to give up entering New York finance. After all, it was an easy job. According to his current hoarded experience points and missions rewards, after graduation, he can completely master various economics and finance skills and make money while lying down. Sure enough, it is more suitable for him!
By the way, it seems that Divination seems to be a good skill to have. With this skill he can predict a winning number to a lottery, winning 100 million US Dollars or more.
Well, it seems that the Time-Turner is also a good way to win lotteries.
But if he considers it more, it seems that finance is better for making money.
Albert found that using magic to make money is a good idea, but the only problem is that once discovered by the Ministry of Magic, he might be in trouble.
Divination may be better, after all, as long as no one knows that he is a prophet, there is no problem.
As Albert was thinking about the future, the four walked into the Honeydukes. The twins had been emptied their pockets in Zonko's joke shop, but they might as well take a look at the sweets in the shop and wait for the next time they have money. Then they will come here to buy the sweets they wanted.
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