Chương 11: How to be a Gentleman

At the western gate of Konoha.

A busty blonde is waiting around the gate. From a rooftop opposite the woman, should you look closely enough there seemed to be an an outline of a person.

Now I Hyuga Ren would definitely not become a police-nin, but I am a gentlemen and as such naturally had to stop this scallawag! So I approached the building, sent chakra to my feet and jumped on the roof. The impact from my landing emitted enough sound for any ninja to react but this pervert didn't even flinch. What a pro. Walking up to his side I prepared to teach this man a lesson, as a just man this would not stand!

"Aniki here use my binoculars" [pulling out binoculars]

"Pfft get lost kid I don't have a brother and my vision is better than any binoculars..amateur."

"Tsk tsk Aniki I thought you were a pro! With these if you're caught you can say you're just birdwatching….amateur."

" Huh!? [with tears in his eyes] little bro you're a genius! My brothers a genius! Thank you!"

"Of course Aniki! As gentlemen of culture we must share our techniques so we may further the art and..."

"[female voice]Is that so?"

While I was being an idiot it seems we'd been spotted.

Two men pale as rice turn to one very pissed of woman.

Had it been any other I would just Load myself away but it was Tsunade. Fuck.

With quick movements I use Byakugan, pull my Kunai, throw it behind me, and as i see it reach midair in the middle of the road, I touch Jiraya who suddenly finds himself falling 2 stories from midair.

With a straight face.

"Wife worry not I have punished the charlatan, who dared to peep on my woman!"

My excuses were meaningless. In one fluid movement she grabbed the top of my head and threw me directly at Jiraya below.

"PERVERTS!"

The whole crowd around the gate stared at Jiraya and as if in silent agreement turned away like there was nothing but air.

I thought how weird, but the accompanying loss of consciousness told me what happened. I think we just got super punched from the air and left for dead! I look like a kid, at least save me you bastards!

An unknown amount of time later I wake up. As I look around I see I'm not in the village but I'm tied to a tree. On the tree next to me I see Jiraya in a similar situation, except he looks like a pig head now. Sitting on a broken log in front of both of us, playing with my Kunai, is Tsunade.

"Ahem wife this is a misunderstanding please untie your husband."

"Wife!? Are you insane little bro!… Uhh Tsunade don't take it to heart he's just a kid he doesn't know what he's saying."

An angry Tsunade throws my Kunai down and begins to crack her knuckles as she walks my way.

Immediately I load myself to my Kunai.

"Sorry Aniki you're on your own!"

I touch the log then Load myself to the library.

As Ren disappears a stunned Jiraya and Tsunade can only stare.

"Tsunade…did you just see a kid use flying thunder god out of these binds grab his Kunai and then use thunder god again?"

"Yes I did…"

"And he didn't use any hand seals the whole time did he?"

" No he didn't…"

" Umm…Care to explain what's going on?"

"Right…let me untie you and we'll talk."

[Elsewhere]

Whoo I think I just avoided death. I'll give her a few minutes to cool off.

Sitting down and pulling a random book to read, I used character load on myself. The fairly big welt on my head that was hurting was gone. Since getting my character save panel I've been creating a save of myself after eating my breakfast every morning.

You maybe confused as to how I'm pulling off such shenanigans, right?

Don't lie! No need to be a Tsundere with me.

I Ren am a gentleman and will gladly tell you.

…It's my new save and load function!

I won't go into the psychotic break that the Fuinjutsu seal that my new Save mark is but it's pretty neat. It seems to have some third sense and ensures I can safely appear near the mark. Which means I won't end up with my body fusing or tearing apart any poor soul standing around it. If you've ever played Morrowind you should know what mark and recall is. My new ability is basically that but I can mark ten places. That's the basics of it.

The actual functions though seem to incorporate the premise of Flying Thunder god.

The Kunai I threw is the best proof of this. I marked it with a save and added it to my new location panel. Which means wherever I throw it is where I teleport to using the load option. I can even load to it while it's in mid flight. I ripped of Minato clearly but it's not like he can sue me right?

I did this with two Kunai and wrapped them with a red tape that had the kanji for asura on it. Why asura? I'm hoping it sticks and I get called Blood Asura or something, I don't want some weird title like Hyuga Ren of the body flicker, it's just not as intimidating.

The other way it resembles Flying Thunder God is I can select what to teleport.

When I first tried the location loading and showed off to Tsunade, I thought the limit was teleporting myself and anything or anyone I'm touching with my body.

I was half right.

I could select to send anything I'm touching to the mark, not just myself. So when I threw my Kunai off the roof and touched Jiraya, I chose to only load him to my mark. [On a side note I can't use people as a save location. ]

Where it completely differs though is chakra expenditure. Like all my save and load abilities it had a set percentage of chakra use. 1% per save and 1% per load.

This. was. insane!

Flying thunder god could exhaust three fully trained Jonin and they could barely pull of the technique. I almost had the most fuel efficient Flying Thunder god in history.

Minatos was better since he could use it thousands of times but I didn't need his ridiculous chakra reserves, chakra control, and chakra sense for mine, so debatable which is better.

Slowly my battle style was beginning to form.

Character Save and load made me more or less immortal. My location save and load could now teleport me to safety, and should I be able to touch my enemy, teleport them into a pit of lava or something similar.

Which is why I was actively developing my taijutsu skills, as long as I could get in close you were screwed. For long range combat my Kunai took care of making that irrelevant.

I was hoping to use some ninjutsu to give myself more options but with my pitiful chakra reserves that was a stretch. My only real option was to specialize in small genjutsu to provide a small delay and let me close in with my kunai.

This leads me to the book I'm reading.

The history of the Uchiha clan.

While the Byakugan is nothing to scoff at it was certainly a step down from Kishimotos flagship dojutsu. It had a whole litany of abilities but the most important for my needs apart from genjutsu, was parallel thought.

Uchiha could analyze all details around them while also performing highly mobile combat when using the Sharingan. Hyuga on the other hand had to actively focus on the details around them and remained stationary when using the Byakugan for combat. The only way this was possible is if the Sharingan allowed parallel thought. Hence my growing obsession.

Ideally it would allow me to use character load and location load at the same time. I could be at my peak form in combat with out reducing my chakra on location load and saves.

I was clearly going to have to steal some eyeballs.

You don't think I could just ask Danzo for one of his right?