Chương 13: What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta.
In the middle of the bustling city of Orario, one can see a normal inn just in the middle of the city, inside the small inn was the sleeping protagonist ogling about something in his sleep, but that didn't last long because he fell from the bed, alarmed from the sudden hit our protagonist opened his eyes wide and started looking around and with a regretful face of not finishing his "business" with his waifu.
grumbling a bit he got up from the cold floor and went to the bathroom to make his necessities, finishing that he took some clean clothes from a garderobe, now that our protagonist was ready he offered a prayer to the three grand.
the creator of the universe and dreams, Stan Lee.
(A/N: if you do not know who is Stan Lee you can not be called a man of culture)
the creator of imagination and adventure, Eiichiro Oda.
(A/N: creator of one piece)
and the god of waifus, Kinoko Nasu.
(A/N: creator of fate)
those are the only transcendental beings in the eyes of our protagonist, saying his prayers he left with a normal pace the inn going fist to the Hostess of Fertility for something to eat, walking calmly by the stone road he reached the bar, but for some reason when he entered the bar everyone stopped talking and looked at our protagonist, our protagonist confused at their reactions looked at them making some flinch and turn their gaze away, seeing that he shrugged his shoulder and went to the counter where Mia Grand was.
Badasu: hey Mia wassup, may I ask why the sudden tense mood?
Mia deadpanned at badasu making him look even more confused before a sudden idea came to his mind.
Badasu: oho I see now, are you afraid that I'll make your daughters or wives fall in love with my incredibly beautiful face.
said Badasu with a smug face and a hand in his face style Jojo, but to his surprise, the silence reigned again, Badasu feeling confused about the silence looked back founding that every customer was looking at him like he was stupid making our protagonist even more confused looking back at Mia he could see that she and the waiters had the same look but hat didn't last long because Mia suddenly asked.
Mia: Badasu are you stupid?
Badasu a little bit hurt by the question responded.
Badasu: hey to let you know I'm very smart you know.
Mia: I doubt that.
Badasu: oh really then if there are 49 dogs signed up to compete in the dog show. There are 36 more small dogs than large dogs signed up to compete. How many small dogs are signed up to compete?"
(A/N: you may think this is easy but as stupid as I am this question was the one who fucked up my math exam)
Mia surprised by the sudden question started thinking but soon gave up and asked.
Mia: what is the answer.
Badasu: no idea but now we can say that we are equal.
Badasu said with a smug face making Mia chuckle with a little smile, but remembering something she suddenly asked.
Mia: oh yeah I forgot to ask what do you want to eat.
Badasu: give me the best beer and some meat
Mia: right away.
saying that she went to the kitchen leaving Badasu at the counter table alone.
(??? POV)
???: I couldn't sleep well last night, godammit.
I was cursing to myself about how hard the dungeon was and of the stress that can give because I was a newbie in the adventurer business, today I completed my first year with a falna giving what you could say a little bit of experience but not enough to call a veteran.
meanwhile, I was grumbling and eating to myself the door to the bar suddenly opened wide but at first, I didn't care much but with the sudden silence there was in the bar I got a little bit curious so I took a glance at who was the responsible.
what I saw was a buffed man standing around 1.90 cm he had black hair and black eyes, the man couldn't be called handsome but he was better than average, oh shit I remember him now he was the one who fucked up Bete yesterday.
His gaze showed me that he was confused about the sudden silence in the bar but seconds later he shrugged his shoulders and started walking to the counter reaching there he gave his salutes to Mia Grand and asked why the sudden silence, hearing that I could see how Mia deadpanned at Badasu who suddenly opened his eyes wide and asked.
Badasu: oho I see now, are you afraid that I'll make your daughters or wives fall in love with my incredibly beautiful face.
He said with a smug face and a hand covering his head, hearing that I and everyone in the bar had the same question, are you stupid? this time Mia couldn't hold herself back and ask what everyone was thinking.
The man looked a little bit offended and retorted making her a math question, Mia thought about it but couldn't answer so she asked a little bit curious about the answer, he answered.
Badasu: no idea but now we can say that we are equal.
hearing that I couldn't help but chuckle a bit, it looks like he wasn't as scary as I thought he was, thinking about that I started seeing the man in another light, and seeing that he was alone i stood up and walked to where he was.
meanwhile i was walking i could see how everyone was looking at me with an awed face but i didn't care and went to sit just right next to him, gaining all the courage i had i said.
???: wassup.
(A/N: boys just now my book got 69.1K noice)
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