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20.37% Insanity Of A Reverend Reader / Chapter 10: Gambling with a guarantee

Chương 10: Gambling with a guarantee

Some days passed and Mo Yan tried to fuck with Fang Yuan and was demolished. I have known the brithercon for years and she is a huge bi-

*Knock knock

De fuck? Who is knocking on my door at 6 am? This might not be as surprising as it sounds to some people, but don't forget that I live in a treehouse, in the forest, where dangerous beasts like boar kings roam, with my brother and people coming to us is as rare as Wild Gu worms.

We also moved to a new location after starting school, a location only like 6 people know about, including us two. We found 5 trees really close in the south area of the forest and made a big treehouse with 3 rooms, 1 kitchen and 2 bedrooms. It is also 3 meters tall, as we have a 2 meter long sword to accommodate.

This was an amazing find for us, as it is close to our hunting territory and all there were perfect conditions to build a house big and durable enough to accommodate me, Chun Jack and Guts. We weigh around half a ton in total, so having a lofty treehouse is bound to bite us in the ass.

What kind of sane person would come here? I opened the door, which is like 5 meters off the group BY THE WAY, and saw the biggest bully of the village in front of me. The bitch named Mo Yan stood in front of me and stared at me with anger "Didn't I tell you to not bully my brother! Do you think I won't punish you!"

I looked at her and laughed. She had told me to fuck off and not bully her brother as soon as she became a Gu master. I even had to teach her a lesson and beat the shit out of her when she got cocky from her middle stage promotion, but I haven't been able to beat her ever since. Gu worms are overpowered man!

"The fuck you want? I haven't even touched your brother. He isn't even worth the effort. If I am going to fight someone, it is Chi Shan. The fucker has gone into hiding since our last match and is avoiding me like the plague! Go and fuck your brother you brothercon and stop bothering me, I gotta cultivate."

Her tone was as if she wanted to fight me, but I had long since prepared for any unwanted visitors. I pulled the lever to my right, activating the trap door and the floor under her feet unhooked and down she went!

She barely managed to fall in a graceful position and stared at me, dumbfounded. That's right! I installed a trapdoor for comedic effect! Even if I was told it was a bad idea by everyone, I still did It! And it was all worth it for just that one moment! Now I get to rub in my genius in the face of at least 5 people!

Still, why tye fuck did she come to look for trouble? She probs came after me to get the rage built up from Fang Yuan out of her system and was generally being a bitch. With me infuriating her even more, she left to find trouble with someone else and I went back to my peaceful cultivation. Quite amazing how well that trapdoor worked.

Those were the days, cultivating nonstop and getting closer and closer to medium. I kinda want to become class president and and get the 10 primeval stone per week allowance. I don't extort, so might as well become class pres and get more benefits.

I am rich, but, like I said, a little extra money on the side won't hurt me. Maybe I should take the Liquor Worm Gu back? It's will belongs to me and is backed up in the system, so I can take it back at any moment. Nah, I don't need it. I'll be #2 after Fang Yuan and get pres position. I highly doubt any of those chumps can compare to me in cultivation! I don't need to eat and have my personal slave to feed my Gu worms for me!

Time has passed and right now it is May. May, oh beautiful may. It is so many things. One of the most beautiful months of all 12, the favorite joke of grade school teachers and the, apparently, month the latest caravan arrives. It is also the month Jia Jin Shen dies. Or does he?

I have recovered the inheritance, although it is currently sealed up, I highly doubt the- no wait. There actually is a way. The 100th reply will coincide with this event and the inheritance will be revealed revealed to the two of them. My brother has fully cultivated the strength of a boar and I don't want any strength path powers hindering me. Ican just give it back and let it hibernate for a while.

Let's just check on the price of the earth tre- Hey wait a minute! Why does this fking thing cost 160 and sells for 5 Gu points! The fk is this! I am getting ripped the fuck off!

Guess I'll have to get creative and do something else. Maybe make it look like a fossilized White Boar Strength Gu? I'll go with that.

I mostly want the story to follow cannon. I have limited insight and strength. If I can follow what I know, I can build a sturdy enough foundation to walk without fear.

Maybe the first Gu Yue will appear and I will be able to- Nah! I don't need his inheritance and my brother won't accept it. From the way he swings his sword, I can tell he has fully accepted his role. Also, he might hate Gu masters, but he isn't willing to slaughter people for no reason. Screw it! Imma do it.

I put the Gu back where it was and just walked away. It looks fossilized and Fang Yuan won't suspect me. Might as well let him do whatever he wants, but he isn't allowed to overuse it. I will take it back as soon as he tries to refine it into a new Gu. It is mine and no one is allowed to abuse it except me!

With that small matter out of the way, I went out to the caravan and went shopping for Gu worms. I might have stolen some Gu worms from some dumb blokes and used my entire saving of 450 primeval stones to buy a movement type Gu called Spring Weed Gu, that looked like actual weed, the herb. That fact had nothing to do with my reason for buying it! None whatsoever!

I'll refine it later, as I don't have a Spring Autumn Cicada! Sadly, I only have 340 primeval stones left. Huh? You wondering where I got so many of them? Well, here is a hint. Boar tusks go for 22 tusks per primeval stone, 20 on a good day, but I always sell them for 25 a stone. My brother and I hunt 20 of them each day. We also sell the meat and other shit, so we make quite a lot of money. Our shared income is 13 primeval stones per day.

Thanks to our business partners, the boar kings and the wolf kings continuously pumping out fresh goods each day, we can maintain our business. An entire dear sells for 1 primeval stones, so imagine what an entire herd of boars and wolves goes for! We come back hella injured after each day at work, but we have a medic(mum) to help us recover for free each time.

We make good money and are quite rich for a rank 1 Gu master and his slave. My total income is high and stable, as I don't need primeval essence to hunt those boars and neither does my slave. We have even been getting better at it these days.

Fang Yuan would die of jealousy if he heard how easy my life is! He has to make 56 enemies in order to maintain his income. All I need is a lot of effort and my mum's help.

It is kinda sad I will have to hunt down the boar king. But I still need to make preparations. O need a protective Gu and we can go hunt the damn boar King down! Or not! It is kinda dangerous to fight a giant pig with like a thousand sons and daughters guarding him. Screw it, we will manage! I want the damn Brown Boar Strength Gu really badly!

Chun Jack has hit his body's natural limit in terms of physical strength and only strength path Gus' will be able to help him advance.

I want to buy strength path Gus', but I don't have any savings left. What can I do in such a situation? Simple, I can exploit my system and get Gu worms!

I went to the gambling den and did my yearly routine of scamming the entire rock gambling place! How, you might ask? I used my system to check the contents of the stones I hold. If it says the stone is work 0 Gu points, then it is empty. If it says anything else, there is a Gu worm inside! This is also an aspect of the system I love! The Gu worm only needs to be 1 meter away from my body to be converted into Gu points.

"Welcome to our store, young master! We sell special-" I stopped her from talking, as I have heard this for like 10 times already and said "Ya ya, I know how this place works. I pay 10 stones, and open the rocks to see if I am lucky or not. I have done this before!"

I have indeed! How do you think I have so many Gu points? I "get lucky" every year and get Gu worms, but I sell them before they even appear, so it looks like I opened a dud and no one suspects a thing. It is a genius scheme and I get away each time.

I checked over the the stacks now and bought 5. To be honest, there were 8 that had worms in them. One was Fang Yuan's mud skin toad or whatever it is called. The others were actual worms, so I ignored them, but one of the five was a Gu worm I can't ignore.

Mother fucking rank 3 Stone Aperture Gu! So this is where the bastard Bai Ning Bing got it from! To think I would be so lucky! Well, not lucky, but I guess I'll show this Gu to the masses. It isn't that good and no one will suspect me, as I have been gambling here since childhood.

The other 4 I sold for a total of 35 Gu points. There were 2 rank 2 Gus', so I got a good price for them! Why don't I open them you ask? I can't open 5 stones and win 2 or 3 times! Much less all 5 times! If I do, I might get banned from gambling!

"Damn! The first 4 were a bust! Come on lucky number five!" I slowly began opened it as a stone cube appeared and I screamed like Joseph on a Sunday morning "Oh My God! I actually got one! Woo yeah baby! That's what I have been waiting!"

The observer inspected it and gave me a "fair" price of 190 primeval stones and I laughed in her face. "Do you think I am stupid! This is a rank 3 Gu worm called Stone Aperture Gu. It can fully maximize your cultivate in exchange for all the talent you possess. I am not dumb enough to sell it for 190. I am keeping this bad boy and using it as soon as I reach rank 3!"

No one would find fault with me for this dumb Gu worm. This small expedition has literally saved me 150 Gu points! Who knows, I might find the Fate Flipped Upside Down Gu next? Just joking. That is a custom Gu designed by the system. It cannot be refined by mortals and is what I like to call rank 0, as it exists outside the laws of this world. Even thought it is classified as a rank 3 Gu worm, it is still rank 0 in my heart!


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I just finished binging like 40 chapters and finished the entire three king's inheritance arc and bruuuuh! I think I lost NNN reading that! Holy shit was it amazing! I can't wait for the day when I reach that arc and have to write my version of it!

Chương 11: Putting the Fang family in its place

Stone Aperture Gu is extremely important to me, but it is rank 3 and refining it will be difficult. I will have to gradually refine it at an extremely slow pace. But it will all be worth it! I'll do it as soon as I reach 500 Gu points and buy my destiny.

I kinda want to buy a Liquor Worm Gu. My cultivation speed will soar if I use that. It's primary use is upgrading the essence in a person's aperture, making it 2 times better. This can help someone with 40% talent compete with an 80% talent. In my case, I have 55% talent and can practically contend with a 100% talent. My optimization bonuses can also get me a lot higher.

The Liquor Worm investment will be a net loss of 20 Gu points, but I want to secure my class President position. Any extra income source is a good boost. I make a lot of money selling animal corpses, but who can say no to a little bit of extra money?

There is no other way to profit around this Jia clan caravan, so I might as well get going and train a bit more. I saw my brother using his giant sword to cut down trees on my way to our treehouse and nodded at him in approval. I went into our house and began cultivating once more.

Some time passed and the fateful day arrived.

The presence of Fang Yuan looked just a bit gnarly to say the truth. He was looking at a teacher, while being covered in blood, with such a calm expression. His abyssal eyes staring at the academy elder as he inspected Fang Yuan and congratulated him on his accurate spit.

It was kinda funny, but I took it as a sign to make the final breakthrough and went all out that day. I didn't care about wasting primeval stones and freely used them. I went extremely wasteful mode on my resources for like two days. I spent my entire fortune to the point where we only had 30 primeval stones left and-

The jade-like light green aperture walls completely changed color finally and it went from extremely light green to a pale green color and the corresponding Primeval essence began building up in my body. Without a second thought, I went to the academy elder and got my name written down in 2nd place before a certain Mo comes to make trouble for me.

That is the event that took place a couple of days ago. Today is the day the class president is going to be announced and I can't wait for that amazing moment. The academy elder walked into the room with a sheet of paper held in his hand and a complicated look on his face. He stood at his usual teacher spot and announced.

"Today is the day to Grant subsidies and announce the candidates for class president and Vice President. There will be 1 president and 2 Vice Presidents in our classroom. And the candidates are: first Place, Gu Yue Fang Yuan, second place Gu Yue Kai Nem, third Place, Gu Yue Mo Bei and fourth place, Gu Yue Fang Zheng. The first place can come up to receive his reward!"

The entire class stared at me in astonishment as I smugly smiled at the devastated Fang Zheng. I am going to destroy his sense of pride and confidence today harder than the wolf destroyed his mother's corpse! Fang Yuan walked up to the academy elder and claimed his prize.

"As per the rules, Fang Yuan will be the Vice President and receive 10 primeval stones per we-" "I decline the position." Neither the elder, nor the students could say anything. Fang Yuan just declined the offer blatantly, without saying anything else, he went back to his seat with his reward.

"HAHAHAHA! Guess I am the class president now!" I laughed in pleasure as the elder announced the results and we continued the lesson. I was expecting such an outcome, but such blatant no-fucks-given attitude still caught me off guard.

The lesson went as usual and soon ended. As I was leaving for the next class, Fang Zheng stopped me in the hallway and was looking at me with anger and distress in his eyes. "How?" I didn't give a single fuck and just pushed him aside and continued walking. How can that little bitch overpower me?

"How did you and my brother, two C grade weaklings, outrank me?! It is impossible! Cheated! You must have cheated! You must have!" And he fell for the blatantly obvious provocation trap I set for him. I turned around with a smile on my face, my 1.7 meter tall body towering over him as I gazed into his eyes. My smile was full of malice and I let my killing intent fully wash over him. Then I said

"Fang Zheng, No matter what result you got in your awakening test, you will always be a bottom feeder and inferior to your brother! You are no genius! You are inferior to me and your brother in everything, except the amount of primeval essence held in your aperture. Having more primeval essence doesn't make you a genius. You are just the lucky bitch of fate. And don't forget your place at the bottom of our feet, or else you will be burnt by the two giant flames looming over you!"

He was shaking in fear and could barely stand my presence and killing intent, so I decided to finish this off. I didn't hold back in the least and sent my all-out punch to straight to his gut.

All the air left his lungs as he curled around me fist and barely held onto his consciousness. I kept my momentum and said my final words "And I'd advise you to remember that!" His mind couldn't take it anymore and he fell unconscious. I didn't give any more fucks about him and just went to the next lesson.

The fear of me was already installed in his heart, so he won't come to bother me again. Reputation is trully an extremely powerful Gu.

Fang Zheng was excused for the next lessons and I was called into the academy elder's office. He stared at me with dissatisfaction and said "Why did you have to knock your fellow student out? You are a class president, how can you set such a bad example?"

I looked at the man with dissatisfaction of my own and countered "It is not my fault. The damn idiot couldn't take the humiliation of losing to me and challenged me directly. How could I not retaliate? If someone is at fault, it is him for not realizing the gap between us and challenging me recklessly. Also, I didn't injure him or kill him. I even went easy on him and knocked him out unconscious in one hit He will be completely fine after waking up, so elder needn't concern himself."

The academy elder looked at me "This brat looks like a barbarian, but he played all his cards right. He played with Fang Zheng and trapped him in a corner. But what is his objective? He gains nothing by provoking Fang Zheng and is even making a huge loss. Is this just rebelliousness? He was thought to be a future A grade talent, so it is possible."

Is what I could read from his slightly dejected look and the sigh that escaped his mouth. Now that I think about it, my genius status came to me like Fang Yuan's, we abused our true age and then got put in our place by reality. Well, the first rebirth Fang Yuan got put in his place and I am still riding my high horse. So ya, people used to see me as an A grade talent and now I am a disappointment like Fang Yuan.

Unlike Fang Yuan, my parents are proud of their 55% son, because I have the highest talent in my family's history! Two fallen geniuses, but one is loved and the other loathed by their families. Quite an interesting contrast

The academy elder let me off with a "warning", because he couldn't punish me. I did nothing wrong and didn't earn any kind of punishment. He didn't enjoy how I humiliated the #1 genius and wanted revenge, but I am not so easy to bully!

The day went by like any other day and Fang Zheng kept staring at me with hatred and killing intent the entire day, until the faithful moment arrived. "You can't take money from me anymore! I am a Vice President! You need to res-" and a sudden boot to the face cut off all complaints Mo Bei had.

I laughed at his misfortune as Fang Yuan announced "Mo Bei is right. The Vice President and President are special people. They receive extra spirit stones, so they should pay more! From now on, the toll is 3 for Vice Presidents and 8 for the President! Any objections?"

Fang Zheng got his ass kicked right after Mo Bei and next was my turn. "Fang Yuan, I have let this matter go before and gave you some face as my sign of respect. Now you directly challenge me and even dare to make overbearing demands! Do you think I won't fight you and will run away?! I wrestle boars and wolves for a living! Do you think you can scare me?! Come and try to take those 8 primeval stones if you have the guts for it!"

Fang Yuan stared at me and released his killing intent, which I countered with my own and smiled. We both knew I was superior in all aspects and he stood no chance at defeating me, but he didn't want to show weakness. Actually, why have I been compromising for this little shit? I guess today is the day I put the Fang family in it's rightful place! Beneath my boot and on the ground begging for lenience.

I entered my fighting stance and got ready to fight it out with Fang Yuan. I noticed a glint of surprise in his eyes as he nodded and said "Very well!" and he went to the side and allowed me to leave.


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Woooohooo! Yeah baby! 100 collections! That's what I have been waiting for!

If you made it through like 10+ chapters of me rambling, then you must have liked something, so consider reviewing. It is free and you can always delete it later. Enjoy the rest.

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