People called New York City the media capital of the world, and for good reason. It housed some of the planet's largest newspapers, publishing houses, record companies, television studios, and selfie spots...
It was the largest media market in North America that wasn't the online porn industry…
However, since the media immorally blacklisted porn...like it was a clean politician who didn't take lobbyist money…New York was number one, "officially."
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On a bright morning, in the middle of this metallic metropolis, Ben stood still in the center of a busy sidewalk. Various business people and pedestrians passed around him in both directions, but he was frozen in awe, gazing upwards at an unbelievable magical building. At this colossal presence, his eyes shined like a country hick entering the city for the first time. 'This is my future. Incredible…'
It was a two-floor Chipotle.
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Did a little tribute to Mitch Hedberg in this chapter. RIP Mitch. Thank you all for your support so far!