What happens if you add a sane person to a Chinese novel?

What happens if a sane person is the main character in a Chinese novel? Impossible, you say, but I did it! Hiding with a treasure in hand? What more! Kill every looker? Sadoooo! Sitting in caves for a thousand years, trying to cultivate a silushka? Haha, it went! I don't need millions of women to feel good! I don't need to humiliate everyone I meet to show how cool I am! Let's find out whose story is more interesting, goddamn Glavodochers!