"Hurry up! Wake her up!"
"Your mother said for you to wake her up."
"Y-yes and I am! Just... With your help. Just wake her up already."
"Why don't you?"
"Because I don't want to die!"
".... Then why are you making me."
"Because I'm sure she won't kill you. You're stronger, aren't you?"
"Are you afraid of a girl?"
"N-No! I'm just a bit afraid of Seri."
I opened my eyes, awakened to the sound of two annoying boys arguing loudly at my bedside.
In my direct line of sight, I saw two golden eyes staring down at me.
Dante tilted his head, "... Oh."
William poked out from behind Dante, "Hey. She woke up on her own."
I stared at them blankly for a moment. Then I flopped back over on my stomach. I snuggled into the blankets, "I must be having a dream if I woke up to Dante's cold face... Or would that be a nightmare? Ah. Who knows. It's a shame it's the kid version."
Dante frowned, "Kid version?"
Sigh. There's too many Loli's. Time to start killing them off... Just kidding.
(... Or am I?)