Everyone, all humans on earth beware of this spectacle. Never have you seen a brain that worked as hard this. It is too much of a ridiculous sight!
The system announced in Frozen Milk's mind. Yet Frozen Milk ignored it, he was too immersed.
Frozen Milk was seriously thinking of a way to flatter his system. The system was with him since the beginning of his transmigration, so he should fairly know it well.
The daily abuse, the twisted nature and cheats of the system. What didn't Frozen Milk know about it? Not even their parents, no not even a person themselves would know about someone as Frozen Milk knew about his system, this also applied vice versa. Much to Frozen Milk's dismay.
So what kind of bullshit flattery would work on this crooked invention?
Frozen Milk didn't have time to think about it, he just needed to open his mouth and crap would come flying out. He relied on this ability to mindlessly talk without even needing to be conscious.
"I wou-" yet Frozen Milk didn't go far as a sharp pain surged through his abdomen and raced for his heart. It bit into his beating organ and blood just poured out.
Frozen Milk collapsed. He knew what this was. After all, he had experienced it many times now. Way too many times. The presence found him again.
"Alert, host!"
"Be quiet."
Frozen Milk already had a hard time and the system ringing in his head just made it worse.
"Frozen Milk?"
The other three quickly grasped the situation. They needed to find Holbe instantly.
Somehow, Frozen Milk wasn't happy about this. Of course, he wanted to save Holbe and hoped his characters genuinely shared this sentiment, but now it just felt like they needed her because she was the only one who could save him. Frozen Milk didn't want her to be reduced to this. It was just too cruel.
"Host, system will-"
"Just tell me how to get rid of the handcuffs!"
"With a key, host!"
If it weren't for both of his worlds to blow up if he died, Frozen Milk would've gladly dragged the system to hell with him.
"Host, please wait a second," and really after a second, Frozen Milk's symptoms disappeared.
However the system was distressed, "The threads are not gone, system merely gave you something akin to a painkiller. Host won't feel the pain but your body is still falling apart."
It was like this but Frozen Milk couldn't ask more. His system, surprisingly, did the best it could.
"I'm fine, just a relapse," Frozen Milk calmed the other three down.
What relapse? He wasn't someone addicted to this pain!
However, it was clear how pressing the matters were now. They needed to find a way to get rid of the handcuffs, escape and save Holbe.
"A key, huh?" Frozen Milk spat in his heart.
Anyone would guess if there was a damned hole, there would be a damned key! Anything that had a hole could be filled! Needed something to fill it!
Frozen Milk couldn't think of any elaborate plan because his brain wasn't good enough so he simply said, "I go look for Holbe, Glimpse Water and Prota hold off everyone and you, Vil, go and settle things with your brother."
"How you get out of here, father?" Glimpse Water pointed at the handcuffs and the jail they've been locked into.
"Figure something out," it wasn't clear if Frozen Milk referred to himself or if he meant the others but Vil's concerns were something else.
"Do you want me to take the throne?"
"Do you?" Frozen Milk threw a question back at him.
"I don't know," Vil really was indifferent about the fact if he should inherit the throne or not, but if Frozen Milk wanted him to then he would.
"Whatever you want, if you want then yes, if not then no. The throne doesn't define you but your brother needs to be stopped," if the honey continues leaking out then the whole nature side would end up as a bee hole and who would fill it?
"So?" Vil still didn't understand but he knew that Frozen Milk cared about him. And slightly soothed his M heart.
"Someone like your bother can't become king, who knows what his narcissistic ass would do."
"Not you," Vil was bend on being a pervert.
As Frozen Milk didn't react to it, Vil spoke again, "Leave it to me, my Lord. I won't disappoint you."
Vil planted a kiss on Frozen Milk's hand and then whispered in his ear, "If I do a good job, please punish me."
"Call the soldiers!" Frozen Milk pulled away with a blank look.
"You two know what to do right?" Frozen Milk was afraid Glimpse Water and Prota were provoked by Vil's actions.
"Pave the way for you," Prota smiled and also whispered in Frozen Milk's ear, "If I do a good job, please let me pleasure you."
Of course! Frozen Milk forgot that they all were powerful and their senses were heightened. Even if they whisper they others would be able to hear it.
Glimpse Water rolled his eyes, "I won't say something this cheesy but yknow."
Sure, a tsundere again.
Vil banged on the iron bars and immediately soldiers seemingly appeared out of nowhere, "Your Highness."
They knelt and didn't dare to look at Vil. The prince didn't say anything and looked at Frozen Milk in hopes he would dash out some plan.
Frozen Milk also had no plan. It was him who said to call the soldiers but then? Then? He hoped that they would miraculously find a way but Frozen Milk couldn't come up with one.
The heated staredown between those two was so powerful and uncomfortable that the soldiers on the ground broke out in sweat. They didn't dare to move at all.
Who was this mysterious man? This man who oozed a strong presence and could even rival the crown prince? Too frightening! Such an existence should be forbidden!
Little did they know that a presence was actually already trying to forbid Frozen Milk, so their little sweatdrops weren't for naught.
Frozen Milk sighed and pulled away from the eye contact that threatened to turn weird and inappropriate. He had to act and do what he did best.
Fluke until the heavens crash down on earth to personally purge Frozen Milk from this world!
Frozen Milk's fluke show was about to begin.
"Vil."
"Yes, my Lord," Vil also knelt down.
The soldiers were shocked but still didn't dare to look up. Frozen Milk on the other hand secretly praised Vil as he acted along without even needing Frozen Milk to tell him. Was this telepathy?
"You impudent, incompetent lackeys of the honey prince. Do you see who stands before you? Even your revered crown prince knows how to respect me yet you foolish, ignorant bees dare to ignore me?"
Frozen Milk was in his acting element again. Frozen Milk could feel how Prota's admiring gaze burned a sore spot into his chest that could never be healed again. This shame was unbearable.
"W-We dare not-"
"You dare not you say?" Frozen Milk tried his best to sound as cold and arrogant as possible. His words cut sharp and deep into each of the soldiers' poor hearts that cried they weren't paid enough to deal with this gibberish.
"Yet the audacity seems not to spill only from Bro but also from his henchmen to lock the crown prince up while the old king is not here. Do you not know who you serve?"
"We serve the royal family-"
"Yet? Where does your loyalty lay?"
"With the king."
"So, you say the old king has ordered the honey prince to kill the crown prince?"
"We don't dare-"
"You don't dare yet you still say and act! What are your brains for?" Frozen Milk scolded them and he wished to have a fan to hold in his hand and cultivate his elegant bearing, although he must look very pitiful right now.
"I am the creator!"
Gasps. The soldiers were petrified. The creator? This sounded way too powerful!
"I made your king the king he was and is today. I was the one who helped him ascend the throne. An immortal and revered being like me being locked up? Is that logical in your mind? I was sent by the heavens itself and act as their messenger. It seems like the nature side would like to perish under God's wrath."
"No, please have mercy, the second prince he-"
"He what?"
"He has the signature of the king which allows him to command the army and deal with the crown prince! We don't dare to refuse!" the soldiers were in a tight spot, they couldn't refute what Frozen Milk said, but their honey prince was also trapping them in his honey trap! How could they escape? This was impossible!
"It is fake! I can see it with my heavenly and divine eye! Who does the honey prince want to fool?" Frozen Milk had to hold it in, he could absolutely not mess up this act despite his growing urge to punch himself into a coma. Embarrassing could not even start to describe what this ridiculous situation was.
More gasps follow. The soldiers seem to buy the bullshit Frozen Milk spat. Maybe poop was more effective than honey. What was worse? Being riled in a pile of poop or smeared with honey? Of course, no one wants to bathe in poop!
Frozen Milk thought it was finally time to do something. The only problem was he had no idea what.
"Come here," Frozen Milk ordered this lowly subject like he ordered frogs to be sentenced into toxic water.
The soldier who has been speaking for the other five behind him, stood up. He also didn't know why he listened to Frozen Milk but he just felt like this person really was a creator, not any but their creator. How can anyone refuse their creator?
"Where is the key to the handcuffs?"
"I-It's with me."
"Uncuff me."
"I cannot, I apologise, heavenly creator!"
Another absurd nickname was attached to Frozen Milk.
"Then I will show you my might!"
The soldier stood right in front of the iron bars, so Frozen Milk grabbed him by the collar and squeezed the poor soldier's face almost through the tiny gap between.
Frozen Milk heard the exaggerated gasps and secretly rolled his eyes. What was he going to do now?
He had no other choice. Frozen Milk took a deep breath and cumulated power for his absolute death technique, the one that even brought down the mighty villain.
Frozen Milk let go of the collar but then quickly- stab stab stabbity stab the soldier in the eyeballs with his two fingers.
The soldier instantly sunk to the floor and cried in anguish.
"As expected of my Lord," Vil held his face and it was clear the trauma when Frozen Milk did the same to him still lingered.
The other soldiers instantly kowtowed as if they've lost their minds. How could they not, their captain was just handled like this, this creator was indeed fearsome and divine!
Glimpse Water snickered in the back as the system in Frozen Milk's mind did. Prota was the only one who was in his right mind and fumbled through the captain's clothes to find the key.
The captain was still crying in pain and Frozen Milk finally knew what true acting meant.
"Stop this now," Frozen Milk was pissed, how dare such an unimportant character be more impressive than him, "It's not that bad, I was lenient on you."
"Oh..." the soldier regained his sanity.
Meanwhile, Prota successfully uncuffed them and Frozen Milk motioned him to give him the key. Frozen Milk apparently didn't have enough and harassed the captain through the bars again but in truth, he just wanted to slip the key back.
Then after he accomplished it, he said, "Do you still dare to doubt your creator?"
Frozen Milk showed their free hands and the handcuffs lying on the ground, before Vil then destroyed them.
The soldiers shook their heads and kowtowed until their foreheads bled, "All praise the divine creator!"
They were truly converted. What king? What prince? They only knew their holy creator!
"So let us out," Frozen Milk needed to speed things up.
"Yes, yes," the captain immediately let them out.
Frozen Milk and the others wanted to split when the captain said, "You need to be careful however, divine creator. The second prince has his private force that is at least as strong as the crown prince."
Oh no, Frozen Milk knew there was trouble. It turned out that the honey Bro had his own special lackeys. It must've been them who kidnapped Holbe without any problems.
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